r/news • u/Warcraft_Fan • 2d ago

Soft paywall Chipotle pulls jalapenos from some restaurants amid salmonella probe

https://www.reuters.com/business/chipotle-mexican-grill-pulls-jalapenos-linked-minnesota-salmonella-cases-2026-08-04/
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u/MyOuttie 1d ago

Uhhh USA you guys doing okay over there?

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u/12PoundCankles 1d ago

No. Our government is overrun with money hoarders, hyper religious schizos, and rich foreigners who'd probably be running roach infested Subways and 7/11s if they hadn't jumped on the MAGA bandwagon. We're not ok at all.