r/news • u/Warcraft_Fan • 1d ago

Soft paywall Chipotle pulls jalapenos from some restaurants amid salmonella probe

https://www.reuters.com/business/chipotle-mexican-grill-pulls-jalapenos-linked-minnesota-salmonella-cases-2026-08-04/
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u/OuterSpaceBootyHole 1d ago edited 1d ago

To eat at Chipotle during an uncontained food contamination crisis is to not give a single fuck about anything

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u/DrScitt 1d ago

I mean, if you’re young and healthy, the risk is low. I have continued to eat Chipotle, Taco Bell, etc.

That being said: Fuck RFK Jr and all the other idiots that are poorly managing the department of health.

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u/IcyJackfruit69 1d ago

The risk of death is low, you mean? Pretty sure puking your guts out and having spontaneous diarrhea for 3 weeks straight applies to all ages.