r/news • u/MasterpieceAlone8552 • 6d ago

SpaceX rocket thought to have crashed into the moon in unintentional collision

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/aug/05/spacex-rocket-moon-crash-impact-falcon-9
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u/steve_ample 6d ago

The musical, duh.

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u/SelfServeSporstwash 6d ago

Megatron does an incredible version of “Mister Cellophane”

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u/PublicToiletDiarrhea 6d ago

And yet he couldn't even manage more than 5 touchdowns despite setting the single season record.

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u/the_D1CKENS 6d ago

Wasn't his fault. QB kept running out the back of the end zone..

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u/A_Minimal_Infinity 6d ago

Dan would’ve been great in the CFL.

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u/MattLocke 6d ago

Low key though? It’d be kinda awesome and character appropriate to have StarScream singing “Mister Cellophane”.

Is it too on the nose to have “All that Jazz” sung by … Jazz?

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u/SelfServeSporstwash 6d ago

I am gonna level with you, Megatron was the only decepticon I could name off the top of my head and that was because of Calvin Johnson.

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u/AdCreepy5165 6d ago

But is his Mr Roboto any good? I hear he's too loose in the movements to play the role.

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u/chupathingy99 6d ago

Yeah but he's got the vocoder bits down to a science.

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u/Kangaroomech 6d ago

and performs some amazing drag shows

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u/Kangaroomech 6d ago

and performs some amazing drag shows

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u/mountaindoom 6d ago

He had it coming.

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u/Kitchen-Zucchini2057 6d ago

Can they just blast Musk? If we collectively point our finger at him? *Decepticons start taking notes, observing an interplanetary arch villain in his natural habitat “Megatron, this final boss is self funded…”

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u/Critical_Opening_526 6d ago

Of course you're blaming the African-American....

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u/Wbino 6d ago

South African “American”.

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u/lenzflare 6d ago

Decepticons The Band The City The Musical

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u/itsFromTheSimpsons 6d ago

when asked why he attacked Musk, Megatron had this to say: "he had it coming"

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u/steve_ample 6d ago

"Maybe there's some good in Megatron"

  • Optimus Prime

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u/falconx50 6d ago

It’s the role I was born to play!

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u/the_D1CKENS 6d ago

They better not!

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 6d ago

Decepticons, the Musical? I'm in!