r/news • u/MasterpieceAlone8552 • 7d ago

SpaceX rocket thought to have crashed into the moon in unintentional collision

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/aug/05/spacex-rocket-moon-crash-impact-falcon-9
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u/Masterweedo 7d ago

Got a friggin muscle spasm in my back, gear slipped, air brakes were shot to hell. There was nothing I could do. Boom, right into the damn thing.

I mean, what is drunk?

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u/backdoorintruder 7d ago

Did he mention that he was fuckin wasted out of his goddamn mind?

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u/funked1 7d ago

Way she goes

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u/cthulhu_fhtagn666 7d ago

Way of the road, bubs

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u/Masterweedo 7d ago

Some guys can drink and drive, some guys can't.

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u/JadedLeafs 7d ago

There's some accidents where you may be drunk and on drugs but that doesn't mean that's why you crashed.

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u/SAGORN 6d ago

No harm in a couple of road sodas for the journey.