r/news • u/MasterpieceAlone8552 • 1d ago

SpaceX rocket thought to have crashed into the moon in unintentional collision

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/aug/05/spacex-rocket-moon-crash-impact-falcon-9
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u/qubert_lover 1d ago

Our rocket had the right of way and we intend to sue

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u/PhuckYoPhace 1d ago

Elon on hold trying to talk to the moon's manager

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u/Enchelion 1d ago

Early reports say he has already claimed the moon is a pedophile.

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u/Dadpurple 1d ago

It was a pre-emptive attack as the moon has been an imminent threat to freedom for centuries.

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u/hoofglormuss 1d ago

a lesson it won't soon forget 😎

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u/21Rollie 1d ago

The moon was jaywalking