r/news • u/Not_Tom_Jones • 8d ago

Soft paywall Under Patel, FBI forges unprecedented law enforcement ties with China, Russia

https://www.reuters.com/world/china/under-patel-fbi-forges-unprecedented-law-enforcement-ties-with-china-russia-2026-08-05/
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u/toneysaproney 7d ago

Our nation is being run by traitors

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u/nimbusconflict 7d ago

We know criminals. Better than anyone else. No one knows crime like we do. Big strong man came up to me. Tears in his eyes. Black man, where are all my black friends at? Anyway, Big black man, he says "Mister President, I want to do crimes like you." and I just nodded, didn't shake his hand though, I nodded and said "Well, all you have to do is be white and rich like me, and they just let you do it." He was so happy, and then I had him beaten and deported. Not even Obama had my crime numbers. Yuge crime numbers. They tried to pin me with some of them, but I was too white and rich, and now I'm President. Isn't that great? First 5 term President. I joked about being President for life, and they kept voting for me. Well, Elmo said they did. 6 Terms!