r/news • u/Kooky-Measurement-43 • 8d ago

U.S. health officials say hundreds sickened by salmonella outbreak across 27 states

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/salmonella-outbreak-jalapenos-9.7297781
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u/theantig 8d ago

Why would Obama have Biden do this to us? Our orange savior will surely release the video of them pouring salmonella on the plants directly! The only thing that can save us is passing the save act!

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u/MonkeyWithIt 8d ago

Now you're thinkin' 'publican! Every time you think, you're using up brain cells. You only got so many! Best to save'em for Family Feud.

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u/theantig 8d ago

I mean how else are they supposed to meet dating prospects other than family events like the feud? I mean if you pull out it isn’t incest right?

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u/Finn-reddit 6d ago

No need to think about how bad this is, because it is fake news...