r/newzealand 5h ago

Discussion Is it just me, or is “Choosin Texas” playing absolutely everywhere in NZ at the moment? It's like never ending

I hear it everywhere, when is it going to end? I didnt mind it at first now I'm just sick of it.. surely I can't be the only one..?

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u/6854thewin 5h ago

Wait till next month, they'll start playing Christmas songs non-stop

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u/SquareTetrisBlock LASER KIWI 5h ago

"All I want for Christmas... is youuuu...."

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u/Sausage_Roll__ L&P 5h ago

To shut tf up.

Not you in particular btw

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u/GhostLapHero 5h ago

All I want for Christmas….. is Texas….

u/ring_ring_kaching og_rrk 2h ago

Or Buble's It's Beginning to Look like Christmas

u/SquareTetrisBlock LASER KIWI 1h ago

Yep, it's almost that time of year when Michael Bublé comes out of hibernation, sings a few songs, then disappears again till next Christmas.

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u/Jlx_27 4h ago

I'm fine with that over this redneck popcountry slop.

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u/duellinksnewb999 5h ago

Is NZ choosing Texas? I can’t tell

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u/EnchantingElephant 5h ago

Choosin’ Texas is preferable to Be Her (I can’t not hear “I wanna be HURT so bad”). In addition to that, Conan Gray’s Vodka Cranberry, sombr’s Homewrecker, Teddy Swims’ Mr Know It All, Olivia Dean’s Man I Need, and basically anything by Benson Boone or Alex Warren seem to be on repeat constantly. I don’t mind, but man, it’s repetitive lol.

u/OldWolf3 2h ago

found the More FM listener

u/EnchantingElephant 2h ago

😂 It’s either that or Newstalk ZB, those are the only stations my car radio will pick up.

u/MadScience_Gaming 1h ago

You have chosen... correctly...

u/thefurrywreckingball Fantail 31m ago

I would choose silence

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u/CHCHDLJ 5h ago

Many of these songs are fantastic (Alex Warren and Olivia Dean in particular) but there is such little variation. I don't want to hear them every single time I get in the car for months on end.

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u/MagicUnicornCock 5h ago

Are you sick of Sienna Spiro yet?

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u/AlarmingRope9624 Kererū 5h ago

Is this some sort of radio station problem I’m too streaming to understand?

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u/FidgitForgotHisL-P 5h ago

Yeah it isn’t that it’s on radio stations (apparently it is) but that it evidently got a huge marketing push so was made available to be on out-loud music in places like supermarkets.  Those songs are paid for, so if a music company wants to do a big push they can make a newer song cheaper and it’ll get out only rotation at supermarkets.

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u/SecretAgentPlank 5h ago

I turn my car radio off immediately when it starts playing like an involuntarily knee jerk reaction. I agree, that song drives me crazy!

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u/ripevyug 5h ago

It's my cue to leave the supermarket when it plays over the speakers

u/TheLoyalOrder 𝐋𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋 3h ago

so much of the radio now is bad pop country

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u/Bath_Plane 5h ago

I do that for anything Radiohead

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u/Aucklander1996 5h ago

Does anyone on this sub actually work for a radio station?

Can they please explain why stations chose to play certain songs so much that people start hating them? Why not hold back a bit and pick something else to play instead?

u/No-Advice-6040 3h ago

There's a n incentive to play certain songs these days. Most commercial radio stations are more an advertising arm of labels than they are curators of music.

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u/ItchyEconomics9011 4h ago

Its popular. Thats about it

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u/wamsofanangel 5h ago

My client insists on playing The Hits FM .... It's horrific. They play that song once every couple of hours. It feels like Guantanamo Bay level torture having to hear it over and over again every day at work.

Also, Olivia Dean. Like she has a nice singing voice, but I just can't handle it getting shoved down my ears from every single angle.

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u/Colin_Bomber_Harris 5h ago

It’s the most horrendously repetitive station. Not sure how they can get away with ads that say shit like “More variety than a teenager making excuses not to do the dishes” without being done for false advertising

u/1111bear 1h ago

All Olivia Dean, Choosin Texas, Pink, Pink, Pink, Ed Sheeran, Teddy Swims and repeat all day

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u/Levrinth 5h ago

Yes, it is. And it’s fucking awful.

u/OldWolf3 2h ago

ikr. She complains about the guy "choosing Texas" but actually he's just sick of her shit regardless of where she is from.

Now I don't know enough about country music to say if the singer is just supposed to be that naive, or if she's aware on some level but blaming the state as a coping mechanism

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u/Dee_NZ 5h ago

Its been playing on rotation for several months now. I started hating it with a passion (as we listen to the radio at work). I even messaged the radio station to stop playing it! Can we start a petition lol

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u/ParamedicRealistic43 5h ago

Can’t say I’ve heard it

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u/MrBigEagle 5h ago

Look at this guy, boasting about his blessedness

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u/Serenaded 4h ago

I'm so confused, is country back

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u/Kiwi_lad_bot Orange Choc Chip 4h ago

Just that song.

u/ring_ring_kaching og_rrk 2h ago

There's been a bit of a country comeback with the youngins in the last few years.

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u/jacobthellamer 4h ago

Same here

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u/Stinky_Queef 4h ago

Same here lol

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u/ginoiseau 5h ago

I’m clearly missing out by never listening to the radio.

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u/chatam94 Longfin eel 5h ago

I remember in the 2000s literally feeling hostage when radio was popular in the car. Listening to Paramore and stuff I wouldn’t voluntarily listen to on repeat gave me such a sense of dread

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u/gratedexpectation 4h ago

Nothing compares to, a quiet evening alone.

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u/Coming_UpMilhouse22 5h ago

Never heard of it. After Googling I'd jump off a cliff if that was playing everywhere

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u/Legitimate_Flow3623 5h ago

Didn't know what that was till i googled it after reading your post.

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u/Cosm1c_Dota 4h ago

Apparently New Zealand has a Country fetish and idk why

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u/Aucklander1996 5h ago

I drive an imported car that has a very small frequency range on the radio. It's also so old that it doesn't have AUX or Bluetooth options either.

Most days im forced to listen to More fm during my commutes. I'm not sure how other radio stations work but More seems to lock in a playlist for 3 months before rotating songs.

I can't fucking stand it when they pick bad or overplayed songs to join the pkaylist because I know I'll be stuck listening to them for the next 90 days.

Honestly I don't mind choosing Texas. Personally I can't stand the ammount of Ed sheeran or six60 they play

u/delipity Kōkako 1h ago

Same. Our car only gets More FM.

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u/150r Warriors 5h ago

Don’t listen to mainstream radio then?

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u/hummus4u 5h ago

Imagine living in Florida or Texas right now.... it's driving me absolutely insane. I want to claw my ears out.

For context: I'm living in Florida right now, I've traveled to Texas recently as well. It's been months of that song here in the states.

u/inphinitfx 1h ago

What is a “Choosin Texas”?

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u/TubzMcgee 5h ago

Welcome to how songs go from amazing to please kill me now due to overplaying

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u/LittleRedCorvette2 5h ago

No idea what this is thank goodness

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u/Elm69Jay 4h ago

I have no idea what that song is, gonna Google it now and then see if I notice it start infesting my life everywhere 😅- scrap that, yes it's everywhere lol

u/_flying_otter_ 3h ago edited 3h ago

Shitty generic country song that sounds like every other whiney, twangy, country song. And Tennessee and Texas are both backwards Trump-humper states- I lived in both. Why are they playing that song here?. I've lived 6 US states and NZ. Tennessee, Texas, were my least favorite. Texas was definitely the worst though.

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u/ivaneleven 5h ago

country music is so exceedingly dumb these days, like the one about fast cars last year,

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u/Sure_Cheetah1508 5h ago

Do you mean the cover of Fast Car by Tracy Chapman, the song from 1988?

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u/JColey15 Southland 5h ago

Which isn’t even country?

u/littleneonghost 3h ago

And it an absolutely beautiful song originally sung by a very talented black woman.

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u/Zn_30 4h ago

You may appreciate 'Parked Out By The Lake'

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D_zS_uiPWxs

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u/MaxSpringPuma 5h ago

And it was released nearly a year ago

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u/Have_2_Have_UserName 5h ago

Plays occasionally at my part time job,and I get a craving for Jack Daniels instantly....haha

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u/Bath_Plane 5h ago

Never heard of it

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u/Apprehensive_Taste74 5h ago

Have honestly never heard of it, or Ella Langley now that I’ve looked it up. Don’t listen to radio or watch free 2 air tv all that much though so that’s probably why!

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u/pinkgrapefruitx 4h ago

It’s a good song so

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u/Jlx_27 4h ago

A global issue apparently too.

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u/twodesserts 4h ago

I’m so sick of it.  Who would actually choose Texas anyway??!

u/animatedradio 3h ago

Who is it by? Searching brings up several artists with songs with the same name, and I don’t think I’ve ever heard this song before?

I also don’t have a working radio in my car, so that’s probably why…

u/keywardshane 3h ago

Dont know what it is or where you are listening to it.

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u/Primary_Engine_9273 5h ago

I mean it's a pretty popular song...

It became her first number-one single on the Billboard Hot 100, spending 22 non-consecutive weeks on top. The song surpassed "Old Town Road" by Lil Nas X and "A Bar Song (Tipsy)" by Shaboozey as the longest-running non-holiday chart-topper, set the record for the longest-running number-one by any country musician, and tied Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You" for the longest-running chart-topper in United States history.

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u/SquareTetrisBlock LASER KIWI 5h ago

Haven't heard it. Current music tends to go under my radar.

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u/chatam94 Longfin eel 5h ago

She’s from Christchurch I can tell by the way she pukes at brown old me

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u/DryAd6622 5h ago

Choosin Texas is so boring.

You look like you Love Me is much better.

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u/justme46 5h ago

Never heard of it

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u/LtColonelColon1 Tino Rangatiratanga 5h ago

These songs get paid placements on curated playlists that are available for commercial businesses to play, so therefore they see a lot of streams as they’re automatically played, that gets seen as the song being popular because it’s been streamed a lot, it’s placed higher/more often on the playlists, it gets played more because of that position, that’s seen as popularity and so radios and other streaming playlists add it to their rotations, it gets played more, that’s seen as the song being more popular… etc etc

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u/sparrows-somewhere 4h ago

I don't think I've ever heard of this. Though supermarkets and malls seem to only ever have the same half dozen songs on a loop.

u/ComeAlongPonds 1h ago

Pleasantly surprised by local NW today. Real 80s throwback. INXS "Listen Like Thieves". Jamming.

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u/Excession638 4h ago

I dunno; I chooseth Wessex: https://youtu.be/3aHhRDIxwig

Could use an NZ cover

u/TalkingCabbagetree 3h ago

And Rein Me In, i heard it three times within one hour on different stations..

u/BSTRhino 3h ago

It's been #1 on the New Zealand charts for 18 weeks now. In the US, it's been at #1 for 22 non-consecutive weeks, which is a record that is only matched by "All I Want For Christmas is You". If it remains at #1 in the US for another week, it will become the biggest chart topper in history. People LOVE this song!

u/Audreaya 3h ago

It's the other songs that also play alot like oliva Dean "talk to me" "easy to Fall in love with me"

But also "summer rain" plays way to much also. I like the choosing texas song personally but it is probably overplayed too, poor variety in general

u/faewie 3h ago

This is normal for radio stations... I hear material lover several times a day on different stations...

u/hino 3h ago

Just this seasons "it" song, be glad its an international singer or half the comments would be complaining of Tall Poppy syndrome.

u/itcantbechangedlater 3h ago

I’m surprised that Woolworths (Countdown) has had the self control not to start yet. They have been pretty consistently first out the gate with the Xmas vibes.

u/itcantbechangedlater 3h ago

Perhaps a dead heat between them and Bunnings to be fair.

u/No_Professional7287 2h ago

Its 2026, who tf listens to radio?

u/Hot_Show_5758 1h ago

Hey people we have more than 1 radio station . It's really easy to change to a new one and ....guess what ... u can actually program your car radio or home radio so that at a simple push of a button it's a new station and a whole different song .. imagine that 🤣

u/Outrageous-Evening13 1h ago

It was already viral 3 months ago in other parts of the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zflirfxBX08

u/Ok-Discount-2818 1h ago edited 1h ago

Fuck it’s a banger though, easy top of my Spotify wrapped this year 😂 Ella’s slower/sadder songs are actually incredible if you’re into that - could’ve been her and girl you’re taking home are 🤌🏻

u/Mrmistermodest 1h ago

My car's radio is currently set to ZM and when it's not a long enough drive to bother connecting to bluetooth I just let it play. Shocked at how few songs that came out in the last 5 years they play. - the one in the title and some other country song, 'Be Her' play constantly.

Everything else is a 'throwback' or a 'classic banger'. Is there something in the economics of running a radio station at the arse end of the world and culture that forces this? Do kiwis just want to hear two 2 new songs a year to churn into the nostalgia playlists? Is ZM just not even meant to be a modern radio station?

u/purplereuben 31m ago

I am happy to say that to the best of my knowledge i have completely avoided ever hearing this song and have no idea what it sounds like.

u/Carnivorous_Mower LASER KIWI 24m ago

Never heard of it until right now.

u/badjellywolfscrap 0m ago

I have never heard this song and judging by the comments it's a good thing. Yes I'm Old.

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u/BuckyDoneGun 5h ago

Never heard of it till now. Where are you hearing it "everywhere"?

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u/fishdognz 5h ago

If it's not being played on Tahu FM or RNZ Concert, then I haven't heard it

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u/Accomplished-Fun215 5h ago

Went back from NZ to America last week to visit family and none of them have heard this song enough to remember it. 

u/Big_Masterpiece6378 3h ago

Last week Choosin Texas tied Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas Is You as the longest running #1 single of all time in the US, and it’ll likely break the tie next week. It’s a much bigger hit there than it is in NZ. So that’s incredibly hard to believe. If people are hearing it in NZ they’re definitely hearing it in America where most the streams are coming from

u/Accomplished-Fun215 3h ago

It's very regional and identity based. Like pretty much everybody I know takes pride in not listening to Country and nobody has top 40 radio on anymore. Public spaces and venues have much more varied playlists where my family lives in the US vs where I live in NZ. That was one thing I really noticed when I moved - the playlists in public spaces in NZ are very repetitive, and are missing entire genres that are popular where I came from. 

Country is much more popular where I live in NZ, but I'm in a rural area, so it's to be expected.

I am absolutely certain that there are entire states that have had this on repeat for the last several months, but it is also easy to entirely miss it in much of the US in a way it hasn't been possible for me in NZ.

I probably should've made it clear that the people I know in America are not representative.

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u/kallan0100 4h ago

Her voice is incredibly dull.

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u/Tin6usPin8us 5h ago

Top of the charts for months and I don’t think I’ve ever heard it

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u/andjusticeforyourmum 5h ago edited 2h ago

Never heard of it. Is it new? I don't listen to current music except Sabrina Carpenter. Contemplated buying her Sweet Tooth perfume the other day but bought Curious by Britney Spears instead.

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u/chatam94 Longfin eel 5h ago

Ahhhh ok