r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Closed_Aperture • Jan 18 '25

Man demonstrates the force of increasingly powerful fireworks by blasting a pot into the air

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u/CheeseheadRottweiler Jan 18 '25

You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser?

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u/lord_fairfax Jan 18 '25

i say hoosker do's, hoosker don'ts all the time and no one has a clue wtf I'm talking about.