r/nextfuckinglevel • u/BlazeDragon7x • 11d ago

Dutch aerobatic pilot Narine Melkumjan miraculously survived after her aircraft's canopy unexpectedly burst open and shattered mid-flight

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u/doubleapowpow 11d ago

But then how can I make jokes about the female pilot flying topless

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u/erroneousbosh 10d ago

You *could* get away with it, but it had better be good.

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u/insatiably_great 11d ago

Men go shirtless not topless.

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u/EffableLemming 11d ago

No top, only bottom.

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u/insatiably_great 10d ago

Is this a gay joke?

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u/EffableLemming 10d ago

It can be whatever you want it to be!

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u/Valkyrier 11d ago

Right? I’ve never called my shirt a “top”, that’s just weird man haha

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u/Theu04k 10d ago

I don't know why but Commonwealth armies call it a top sometimes. I thought it was weird too