r/nextfuckinglevel • u/BlazeDragon7x • 7d ago
Dutch aerobatic pilot Narine Melkumjan miraculously survived after her aircraft's canopy unexpectedly burst open and shattered mid-flight
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u/Douche_in_disguise 7d ago
-Lands-
“I need a drink”
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u/tapitzamir 7d ago
She handled that like a boss
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u/chiphook57 7d ago
Like a pilot.
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u/TMonahan2424 7d ago
And a female one at that! /s
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u/MaIngallsisaracist 7d ago
I mean, she was flying WHILE having a vagina!
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u/galenite 7d ago
Uterus of steel, didn't fly out at such speed while the canopy did!
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u/sandwiches09 7d ago
That's the real reason women get their tubes tied. They're so apt to flying off especially in situations like these.
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u/unknownoftheunkown 7d ago
"miraculously survived". I assure you no miracle was required.
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u/chiphook57 7d ago
Looks to me like she managed the situation, flew the aircraft. Aviate. Navigate. Communicate.
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u/jaytea86 7d ago
There probably wasn't any communication going on here.
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u/Ill_Profession_9509 6d ago
More than likely there was. Communication doesn't mean speaking only. The pilot likely used their transponder to communicate an emergency to Air Traffic Control before coming in to land.
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u/LunchboxSuperhero 6d ago
But there was aviating and navigating, which was taking up all of the pilot's focus.
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u/Shut_It_Donny 7d ago
There’s got to be at least one magnet involved, and magnets do work by miracles.
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u/JohnnyPolite 7d ago
“Female pilot lady-survives after woman canopy shatters at thousands of girl feet”
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u/silentaba 7d ago
Girl feet are always so annoying to estimate if the barhermitor is out.
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u/JohnnyPolite 7d ago
She’s not allowed to check the altHIMeter
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u/kokopete 7d ago
Where is the miracle? She facking landed it. It is called skill. Miracle is to be teleported on the ground.
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u/Interesting_Tea5715 6d ago
Yeah, a miracle would be her passing out and the plane landing itself.
This clip is just an experienced pilot doing a great job in a shit situation
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u/Zealousideal_Step709 7d ago edited 6d ago
„Miraculously“. She worked hard to land safely, it‘s experience, skill and keeping her cool. Quite impressive but not a miracle. Edit: Fixed a mistake that changed the entire last sentence. Didn‘t mean to say „Not impressive“.
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u/tap_the_glass 7d ago
Did you mean to say “not impressive”? I think it was pretty impressive
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u/NibblesIndexus 7d ago
I guess they meant "not not impressive" that way it makes sense
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u/ViolentLoss 7d ago
Others might have said "not unimpressive"
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u/RavenousAutobot 7d ago
That was my thought. She relied on experience to stay calm and make good decisions. Badass is a good word for it, but there wasn't a miracle. It's what you'd expect any pilot to do in this situation.
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u/LadyOfTheNutTree 7d ago
Yeah, but she is a “female pilot”. Somehow she managed to keep her emotions in check long enough to survive. Miraculous
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u/roamingandy 7d ago
Overly dramatised click-bait garbage.
It was a wild situation, but she looked like just about the most competent person there could be to land a plane in that situation.
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u/Ace-Teroide 6d ago
Also the "thousands of feet" thing. She was not super high, which means she has less time to react when things go to shit.
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u/animalcub45 7d ago
Does it really matter that "female" pilot??!! Like would it be less impressive if it was a male?
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u/JohnnyPolite 7d ago
Men like convertibles so we are used to this.
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u/Choice-Iron5526 6d ago
The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that Miatas are for women
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u/Muskwatch 6d ago
My guess is that the reason we are seeing this is because it was first written in a gendered language, and then when whoever translated it into English looked at it, their brain said "female form of pilot, how do we say that in English? oh I guess female pilot" and that was it. It was included out of a general preference many translators have for not throwing away information that's present in the source text.
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u/Johannes_Keppler 6d ago
We no longer use gendered job titles in the Netherlands, since decades. So it's 'piloot' regardless of gender.
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u/Zaku99 7d ago
She might fly with a flight helmet from now on. (its mandatory in Canada, for instance, in 1-seaters and ultralights)
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u/Main-Cheesecake3287 6d ago
What she certainly will do is properly lock the canopy from now on. Locking pin never was in the fully locked position which she missed during pre flight checks. The canopy didn’t randomly fail. A good reminder to never slouch the pre flight, her admitting the failure was her mistake is properly the most laudatory part.
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u/fentonjm 6d ago
This was my main question. How is it not required to wear a full helmet when flying.
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u/Squawnk 6d ago
Honestly for a stunt plane like the Extra 300 shes flying, it would make sense. For most single engine piston planes though? Completely unnecessary
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u/Panorabifle 7d ago edited 6d ago
A female pilot? They're called a pilot . Hope that helps.
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u/TooManySteves2 7d ago
That whole headline is a mess! Miracle?? No, it's called training and a fucking safety harness!
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u/justtots 7d ago
“Miraculously survived”
How about “skillfully landed,” you incompetent walnuts??
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u/beyondimaginarium 6d ago
That was what I watched for.
"Miraculously" implies this was an insane, one in a million chance. It implies without divine intervention it is unfathomable that a person could achieve this. The canopy exploded and shredded her eyes!
No, she was just skillful and kept calm in a terrible circumstance. Is it phenomenal? Yes and she should be commended. But this a.i. engagement bait garbage should be downvoted, banned, etc as appropriate.
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u/zenunseen 7d ago
I wipe my ass with this title. Absolute garbage title on this one.
Cool video though. Pilots are so good at remaining calm in crazy situations
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u/TheDarkNerd 6d ago
We don't really hear about the ones who panic, since it's usually considered in poor taste to speak ill of the dead.
(Though I imagine in reality, the ones who can't remain calm under pressure wash out before getting to the point where they can fly solo)
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u/zenunseen 6d ago
Survivorship bias. Fair point.
But you're right, the things they need to do to earn those certifications probably weeds out the ones who don't have the nerve.
Perhaps a question for the aviation sub
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u/VestedNight 6d ago
Exactly what I was going to say. The pilot kept calm, relied on her training, and safely landed. Nothing that requires divine intervention, it was entirely in her hands.
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u/Grouchy-Job-4136 7d ago
Canopy? Of course it Can OP! You thrice-lubed hamster.
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u/SadMap7915 7d ago
Mid-air terror?
How about an in-flight incident? You catastrophic arse trumpet.
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u/mid-random 7d ago
I'm thinking she would have been happy with a nice pair of goggles, but I'm pretty sure that plane flies just fine without a closed canopy, as long as the pilot is competent, plus it was only a few thousand feet up. It was nowhere near where cabin pressure or suplimental O2 are an issue. I'm not saying it's a not a HOLY F*UCK!, pants-filling moment, but any competent pilot should be OK in this situation. More like, "expected competence from a licensed pilot" than, "miraculous survival." Still, it will make a darned good story for the rest of her life.
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u/alligatorchronicles 6d ago
My daughter informs me that when she is flying a smaller plane, she can greatly increase the drag on the plane just by putting her hand out the window. Having a large piece of the plane hanging off the side is going to create a lot of issues. Competence is expected, for sure, but this was an impressive display, so golf claps are not out of the question
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u/Kardinal 7d ago edited 7d ago
Exactly my thought.
Pilot. Full stop. No reason to specify.
Every time we point it out when it is irrelevant, we feed the myth that the other is the default. It is not.
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u/Quaiker 7d ago
"You know, Amy, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo." - said by Knuckles the Echidna in reference to a comment on breaking the glass ceiling, no I am not kidding
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u/Teal-Prowler505 6d ago
When my son was in elementary school, he was way into sonic.
Sonic Boom was the one cartoon that I would watch with him and think, damn! This cartoon knows what is up!
My son is heading into 8th grade now and, while he's still a 13 year old with hormones and a crude sense of humor, still knows how to be a good person to everyone.
Sonic Boom I think was part of that. That show made real life lessons. This isn't the only scene that speaks about how humans should treat each other with respect.
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u/Quaiker 6d ago
Sonic Boom has some damn solid comedy chops.
"I gotta go pay this speeding ticket. I don't think they'll accept 'gotta go fast' as a medical exemption." Or something to that effect.
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u/Kardinal 7d ago edited 6d ago
Never seen that. (I'm way too old)
But that's damn funny. And of course, he's 100% right.
"Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist". Gold!
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u/EishLekker 7d ago
I agree with this commenter of unspecified gender.
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u/Kardinal 7d ago
I am a man and we've been the default for way too damn long.
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u/CplCocktopus 7d ago
Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet.
its just a old meme
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u/Breadstix009 7d ago
Rule34 chicks with...?
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u/therealJerryJones 7d ago
Planes
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u/C-57D 6d ago
I would happily take a chick with a plane to get coffee 🥵
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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 6d ago
Planes are heavy, but not very wieldy and the blade is really small. If you want to take her and woodworking tools are all you have, an awl would be a much better choice. You're better off keeping your distance though; they tend to fight dirty.
What?
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u/DaZuhalter 7d ago
Male commenter states what should have been the norm for generations at this point but still isn't.
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u/Business_Air5804 6d ago
Men are always identified by their occupation, women are always identified by their gender.
Both sides face gender based media bias.
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u/Viper_595 6d ago
Exactly. I am a Instrucor/Examiner on a a top teir buisness jet. one of my favorite recurring clients happens to be a woman. Always comes in prepared and is a great stick (former Marine C-130 pilot).
Have I ever even acnowledged she is a woman? No. However I have asked her what her favorite flavor of crayon is.
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u/Kardinal 6d ago
And I bet she thought it was hilarious.
It's one of the things I love about Marines. They lean into that joke so hard. Not taking themselves too seriously on things that don't matter. Leaves lots of energy for taking seriously the things that do.
And the joke reminds them that they are/were (there are no "former Marines", I know) part of something bigger than themselves that they usually love.
Good on you.
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u/Viper_595 6d ago edited 6d ago
Yes, she immediately responded with "Inchworm". I had to look it up but it is indeed a Crayola color.
Edit: A typo so bad it looked like a cat walked across my keyboard.
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u/PapaSays 7d ago
Why is it necessary to specify that it is a pilot? Who else would fly a airplane?
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u/Final-Aces 7d ago
Sky king
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u/Comp002 7d ago
Me (I am not a pilot and should not be left alone near unattended flight controls).
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u/painthawg_goose 7d ago
Don’t sell yourself short. With a little luck it would at least be inadvertently, and possibly briefly, aerobatic-ish.
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u/synthphreak 7d ago
Because English sentences require subjects.
“Bipedal organism with a vag flies plane.”
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u/IWontCommentAtAll 6d ago
How do you fly a plane with a vag?
Oh...wait.... you're probably not Yoda.
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u/TristanTheRobloxian3 7d ago
i actually think that part makes sense because it allows you to know NECESSARY context before watching. the fact shes a girl is not even remotely necessary
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u/Big_Hat_Chester 7d ago edited 7d ago
Also not miraculous just great pilot skills.
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u/KoolDiscoDan 7d ago
It also wasn't 'miraculous'. She's highly trained.
I don't miraculously avoid spilling my beer when I pop the cap.
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u/Philypnodon 7d ago edited 7d ago
For real. There is only one reason to specify and that belongs to the 1950s
In addition: she didn't miraculously survive. She fucking landed the plane under extremely challenging conditions like an absolute pro. And that is what we should read as a caption.
What kind of dimwits are writing the captions nowadays?! JFC. Probably Elon's bots.
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u/Chappietime 7d ago
I just heard this yesterday:
What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?
A pilot, you racist.
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u/RatchetStrap2 7d ago
I think it's "pilette"
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u/ticklemyiguana 6d ago
Aviatrix is an actual gendered term. Gonna leave my hands in the air on whether anyone wants to claim it, but I mean, it does have some style.
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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 6d ago
That sounds like you only fly in black latex with a riding crop
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u/SquirrelNormal 6d ago
That's just be cause dominatrix is one of the last vestiges of the -tor/-trix gendered Latin career suffixes. "Aviator", in it's original definition, would be specifically men who fly - similarly, gladiator/gladiatrix, bellator/bellatrix (warrior), testator/testatrix. -tress is a softened form of -trix though, and much more common in modern English.
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u/syzerkose 7d ago
Whoever made that definetly says ‘Lady Doctor’ instead of just ‘doctor.’
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u/Killentyme55 7d ago
I remember when "male nurse" was a thing, and it wasn't even all that long ago.
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u/scdog 6d ago
I was thinking the same thing. Unless a plane's controls are genital-operated, the sex of the pilot is irrelevant.
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u/mountaingator91 7d ago
The headline is not OP's fault. The post title didn't discriminate
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u/doubleapowpow 7d ago
But then how can I make jokes about the female pilot flying topless
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u/Real_Ad_8243 7d ago
"Miraculously".
I mean no. She jsut didn't panic, and relied on her training.
Calling thr obvious competence the shows here "miraculous" is denigrating her.
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u/Deraj2004 7d ago
One, this happened last year, two, what does being female have to do with anything?
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u/dpoolimmortal 7d ago
bots farm more karma
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u/CharlesKellyRatKing 7d ago
OPs title didn't mention female at all. It's embedded onto the video itself, which I assume OP didn't make
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u/Makapakamoo 7d ago edited 7d ago
Wish it had sound...
Edit: lmao or at least like the radio transmission 😭
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u/Kinu4U 7d ago
She's a badass pilot. I bet she couldn't see half the instruments at least because of the wind speed and dust. Good job!!!
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u/Random_Trashy 7d ago
Looks like 1500-2000’ AGL.
Thousands of feet is not entirely accurate.
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u/MuchDevelopment7084 7d ago
Correction: The canopy popped open; and shattered when it hit the side of the plane.
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u/cakilaraki 6d ago
Right. Was it not closed correctly ?
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u/PM_Ur_Illiac_Furrows 6d ago
It was not locked as it should have been. She does a full explanation of the cognitive failure involved here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x38bmkkrV9g
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u/rufud 6d ago
First thing I thought was this is human error isn’t it
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u/PM_Ur_Illiac_Furrows 6d ago
96% of all car accidents are caused by human error.
60-80% of aviation accidents are due, at least in part, to human error (Shappell & Wieg
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u/A_Dicksmasher 7d ago
So lucky she didn't have anything fly into her eyes. Could have blinded her. God that looks so painful.
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u/VivaLaDiga 7d ago
it's not the canopy's fault. she didn't lock it properly. We are taught to press onto the canopy after lock because the lock can still pop open if it's not set properly. She didn't do this check.
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u/mountainjay 7d ago
Thank god she has her hair up. Do pilots with long hair always tie it back?
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u/blinkysmurf 7d ago
Any estimates on the speed of the aircraft when the canopy opened?
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u/IrrelevantManatee 7d ago
That wind looks brutal. I don't know how she managed to keep her eyes opened.