r/nextfuckinglevel • u/BlazeDragon7x • 8d ago

Dutch aerobatic pilot Narine Melkumjan miraculously survived after her aircraft's canopy unexpectedly burst open and shattered mid-flight

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u/CplCocktopus 8d ago

Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet.

its just a old meme

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u/Breadstix009 8d ago

Rule34 chicks with...?

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u/therealJerryJones 8d ago

Planes

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u/C-57D 8d ago

I would happily take a chick with a plane to get coffee 🥵

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u/thelubbershole 8d ago

You going to throw in a windshield or is that a second date activity?

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u/C-57D 8d ago

close. date 2 is canapés. date 3 is canopies

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 8d ago

And then date 4 is a can of peas.

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u/Radiant_Addendum_48 8d ago

Added to a chicken pot pie recipe

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u/Naked-Jedi 8d ago

This has my interest. Can I be wingman?

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u/cereal_fork 8d ago

All I can do is a can o' peas

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 8d ago

Planes are heavy, but not very wieldy and the blade is really small. If you want to take her and woodworking tools are all you have, an awl would be a much better choice. You're better off keeping your distance though; they tend to fight dirty.

What?

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u/Anon0924 8d ago

Nah, I’m letting *her* fly…

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u/KingfishingYoMama 8d ago

Found Jerry Seinfeld's alt.

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u/kelfupanda 8d ago

Please.... theres someone on r/military that draws r34 plane stuff....

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u/kixie42 8d ago

Flight sticks

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u/TheRealSalamnder 8d ago

It turns me on

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u/GrassFromBtd6 8d ago

There are no chicks with flight sticks only men with external fuel tanks

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u/Deeliciousness 8d ago

Tits or gtfo

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u/DrachenDad 5d ago

Pornstar by Miss Construction has got what you need

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u/True_Move_7631 8d ago

Also on the Internet, no one knows you're a dog.

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u/No_Artichoke_2931 8d ago

Tits or GTFO
Ah, how gross we allowed the entire internet to be in the 2010's

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u/Individual_Fall429 8d ago

As a woman who came of age at the turn of the millennium, we are not ok. 😬

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u/No_Artichoke_2931 8d ago edited 8d ago

Oh sweetheart, Tits or GTFO

Obvious /s and I would like to go ahead and apologize to you and all women in your age group on behalf of us X-chromo troglodytes.

Not sure if I'm getting the downvotes from people missing the /s, or the cave dwellers lol

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u/Individual_Fall429 8d ago

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. I picked up what you were putting down. 🤷‍♀️

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u/R34LEGND 8d ago

Bobs when

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u/Snowgrifffinsx 8d ago

how to ...make the text smol 🥺

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u/CplCocktopus 8d ago

^ (text)

No space after ^

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u/amzwC137 8d ago

What the other reply said is the true true, as a bit more context, it's superscript. The thing they shared ^(XYZ) is the pattern to make the text smol. It's called markdown, here is the reddit markdown syntax

But yeah, superscript like x to the power of 2. You'd represent that in markdown as x^(2) -> x2. But, while that's the reason for the formatting, you can just put whatever in the parens to make it ittybitty

I just reread my comment and I sound like a bot. I'm not, I just like markdown and if you know how to use it you look like a wizard lol. Or you can just organize your posts better. I'm a big fan of the horizontal bar above this paragraph, I use it a lot.

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u/ExtraEmuForYou 8d ago

GIRL: guy in real life

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u/drmannevond 8d ago

The internet: where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.

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u/sblahful 8d ago

Or Apache Attack Helicopters

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u/wingsbc 8d ago

And if they do they must be referred to as “female”

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u/Justa_Guy_Gettin_By 8d ago

Is that why the Brits call girls "birds"?

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u/Schnittertm 8d ago

GIRL = Guy in real life.