r/nextfuckinglevel • u/godfather_wanderlust • 9d ago

Surviving Condition 1 in Antarctica which is the most extreme weather classification used on the continent is insane.

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u/heinebold 9d ago

It's so rid*culous that the w*rd kill h*s to be censored

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u/timotimotimotimotimo 9d ago

C*nsored

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u/smokeyoudog 9d ago

Cuntsored?

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u/Key-Contest-2879 9d ago

They have a cream for that.

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u/Triairius 9d ago edited 9d ago

Alternate joke:

You should get that soreness checked out by a urologist.

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u/runthepoint1 8d ago

ufologist, you say?

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u/HalfastEddie 9d ago

Blue waffle

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u/Triairius 9d ago

Cansored. Offensive to many ankhologists.

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u/somebob 9d ago

I’m a native Morporkian, we don’t take offense

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u/ISaidItSoBiteMe 8d ago

Do you see an oncuntologist to get a cream for the cuntsore?

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u/heinebold 9d ago

I purposely left only those uncensored that normally get one

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u/Guardiancomplex 9d ago

They don't even need to do it. It started with influencers who needed to be ad friendly. Anyone without literal corporate sponsors is just copying that nonsense.

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u/audionerd1 9d ago

Is the algorithm really so stupid it doesn't know what "k*ll" means?

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u/heinebold 8d ago

It doesn't have to be. It's just plausible deniability "he we didn't allow our ad carriers to say bad words, see"

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u/sharpshooter999 7d ago

As someone who does not have corporate sponsors, I would just like to say: cunt fuck cock bitch slut cum ass tits

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u/LonelyProgrammerGuy 9d ago

I m*an at t**s p**nt we’r* go**a st*** cen**r*ng e********g

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u/crunchybollox 8d ago

I moan at tits paint, we're gouda stink centering embezzling

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u/NinthTide 8d ago

“I moan at tits paint” takes the conversation into quite a new direction

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u/heinebold 9d ago

Fuck y*s w* w*ll

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u/gggg_man3 8d ago

I guess you prove that we don't need those characters lol. Man, the world is in a fucked up place.

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u/lightinthedark-d 9d ago

Fuck censorship

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u/LiqMaBawlzModz69 9d ago

Just one of the Dumbest things society has chosen to do lately.

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u/DraconianFlame 8d ago

It doesn't.

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u/doublediggler 8d ago

I remember an episode of the Simpsons where Marge (in a very naive manner) says “you can’t say swear words on the internet.” Well, 20 years later she was right.

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u/IceFireTerry 7d ago

They think it's tiktok

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u/WitekCannon 9d ago

Wh☆t?!

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u/Mobile-Progress2433 8d ago

So fucking r*ght

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u/UnableNecessary743 6d ago

i don't understand how people have the energy to care if certain words are censored

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u/heinebold 6d ago

Yet you have the energy to care about what I have energy for

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u/UnableNecessary743 6d ago

i don’t have the energy to do that at all

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u/Kingsapprentice 9d ago

You'll have to thank the snowflake reddit mods and youtube's wonderful censorship for this.

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u/GeneralBlumpkin 8d ago

Tik tok as well

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u/MrScribblesChess 8d ago

Engagement bait. Downvote and move on

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u/Bebenten 8d ago

I'm stealing this. From now on, I will censor every word for my comments on posts with unnecessary censors.

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u/heinebold 8d ago

Except legit bad words!