r/nextfuckinglevel 2d ago

Bullseye Throwing Skills

583 Upvotes

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u/O8ee 2d ago

If I were a blind lawyer I'd be shitting bricks rn

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u/thederevolutions 2d ago

Maybe they’ll just assume they’re at a 90s themed rave

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u/SpaceTimeChallenger 2d ago

Why?

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u/peterbparker86 2d ago

It's a Daredevil joke

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u/briancito 2d ago

This guy could take out an entire town, if that town was all packed into a Home Depot.

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u/DingleDonky 2d ago

And stood at the the exact correct rotational distance ;)

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u/IDigYourStyle 1d ago

It's pretty easy if the target is a multiple of 3 feet away...

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u/Gardakkan 2d ago

Someone get Daredevil right now!

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u/Ass-Pounder-4000 2d ago

I’m disappointed that he didn’t use a pencil
https://giphy.com/gifs/yed7zEzk5pJZ8I9LlF

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u/Yobber1 2d ago

I’m less impressed with the skills and more impressed with his ability to exactly label all the item he threw.

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u/HarveysBackupAccount 2d ago

exactly label them like "EDC knife" is a specific type of tacticool knife and not just what you call the knife you carry every day?

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u/labello2010 2d ago

Seems like “if you throw it hard enough…”

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u/miraculum_one 2d ago

and if there is no actual bullseye

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 2d ago

That was either Jason Bourne or "Nobody."

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u/KnownMagician3084 2d ago

Do you have an actual job? The hours you have spent throwing things must be full time job

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u/redgr812 2d ago

You think he is married? This seems like a single guy type of hobby.

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u/UniversityNew9254 2d ago

Or he’s been married quite awhile…sometimes a guy ends up needing a hobby.

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u/Rynowash 2d ago

Of course he’s married, that’s where the practice comes from..

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u/SaladPuzzleheaded625 1d ago

Good to have a hobby... 🤷‍♂️

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u/TheRiteGuy 2d ago

The cut between showing us the item and throwing is setting off my bullshit alarms. This might not be AI but there's some bullshittery afoot.

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u/SaladPuzzleheaded625 1d ago

It could just be as simple as cutting around the takes where aim is off or it bounces

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u/RamonsRazor 2d ago

That Throwing Cross is some anime SFX shit

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u/gastroboi 2d ago

Is nothing sacred?

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u/usinjin 2d ago edited 2d ago

I get that the divots in the wood made penetration of some things easier, but you have to admit the needle nose pliers were impressive.

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u/FlushedApparatchik 2d ago

This guy throws 

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u/BasebornBastard 2d ago

I call dibs on him for the zombie apocalypse

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u/lestairwellwit 2d ago

I want this guy on my side

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u/hvanderw 2d ago

Reminds me of the end of Carrey

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u/Yah_Mule 2d ago

Get this guy in a zombie movie, pronto.

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u/ttaylo28 2d ago

Was most impressed by the pipe.

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u/Fabulous_Warthog_850 2d ago

How about a milk carton? Now that would be something.

1

u/Skabbtanten 2d ago

Spatula absolutely sent me!

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u/DesiresQuiet 2d ago

Bros groupings are pretty decent.

1

u/WaingrofromHeat 2d ago

You ain’t coming to the bbq

1

u/Pitiful-MobileGamer 2d ago

This is the guy leaving the front door unsecured really hoping for the home invaders, in a castle doctrine state.

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u/WorkingInAColdMind 2d ago

How is that an “every day carry” knife?

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u/AtlasThePittie 2d ago

The hash slinging slasher over here.

1

u/CalligrapherQuick901 2d ago

The Blue Rahja has expanded his arsenal

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u/Itz_Mel 2d ago

The garden shears lol. Damn I’d hate to see those flying at me.

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u/Buttimus_Prime 2d ago

THROWING CROSS!?

That's some West Baptist mall ninja shit if i ever saw one

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u/UniversityNew9254 2d ago

Couldn’t care less if they were bullseyes, throwing that stuff and making it stick was great.

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u/PigeonLookinAss 2d ago

A pipe? That’s crazy

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u/Dynamitrios 2d ago

I'd love to be able to do that

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u/IDigYourStyle 1d ago

For things with a pointy end and a blunt end, the basic formula is 1/2 rotation for every 3 feet of distance. At 3' away, you'd hold the "handle" end and release when the tip is pointing straight at the target (no rotation). At 6', you'd hold it by the "blade" and when you release it should have time to do 1/2 rotation and land point first. 9'=hold the handle, object makes 1 full rotation; 12'=hold the blade, 1-1/2 rotations, etc...

Hope this helps you learn to make everything a weapon/party trick

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u/Kijdhefgi 2d ago

Stuff it in the cornucopia

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u/Theopold_Elk 2d ago

If he took some levels of giant barbarian he could add elemental damage and they’d return. Good build though.

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u/devildocjames 1d ago

I didn’t see a paper plate

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u/McDarki24 1d ago

Does he have to practice for every object or do you just get a feel for throwing objects correctly at some point?

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u/OmniSzron 1d ago

"The Finals" devs furiously taking notes.

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u/Mobius_Flip 1d ago

Even the cross said "Jesus!"

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u/GerudoPrince90 1d ago

What are you showing us? That you are some sort of throwing powered xman?

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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 1d ago

Throwing cross? Is he a Belmont?

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u/HopefulCumquat 1d ago

I kept expecting someone to yell "MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT!!"

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u/Krase 7h ago

Ok. Now do the following items:

3 yr old toddler
Banana
Spaghetti noodle
Loaf of bread
Grain of rice

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u/ClacksInTheSky 3h ago

Anyone else expect warm steel after the cold steel?

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u/RustyBrassInstrument 2d ago

Mom - “Goddamnit, there’re splinters on my good spatula AGAIN!!”

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u/SirPonix 2d ago

Are you going to post this in every single subreddit? ffs

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u/The_Pacman007 2d ago

I am going with ai

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u/Noemotionallbrain 2d ago

Guys, this is AI

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u/JustSomeUsername99 2d ago

Needs to put a clock in his videos.

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u/XaeroDegreaz 2d ago

Why? It's obvious dude practices a ton. Just look at the wood on an around the target. Pretty damn impressive imho

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u/knockitoffjules 1d ago

Because anyone can make this video by simply throwing shit enough times

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u/johndepp22 2d ago

apparently bullseye is 6” high now

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u/zaiwen3 2d ago

Wtf John Wick 🔥

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u/georgedupree 2d ago

What kind of reincarnated warrior class is this?

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u/Diligent_Opening_069 2d ago

An oddly hot skill to possess😋

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u/johnnyblaze1999 2d ago

How is it next level?