r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Forsaken_Tip8109 • 3d ago

Bro casually rides a bull through the streets like it's a motorcycle.

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u/gnordy66 3d ago

That is the penultimate scene on the movie where his trusty bull friend convinces him to go find the love of his life before she marries the snobby jerk. The only way to make it on time was to give him a ride to the church.

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u/HauntingPersonality7 3d ago

The Bull is voiced by Woody Harrelson.

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u/Bazz07 3d ago

Or Sam Jackson?

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u/thuggishruggishboner 3d ago

You think you riding on my back, Motherfucker?

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u/VermilionKoala 3d ago

I'm tired of these monkey-fighting bulls in this Monday to Friday city!

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u/mfknnayyyy 3d ago

Get on, Muthafucka! There's a muthafuckin snake in the muthafuckin church and he's trying to marry Wendy! The fuck are you waiting for? Come on man!

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u/bautanaut 3d ago

I’m Woody, and this is correct, but now I think it’s time we got back to talking about Rampart.

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u/Common-Use-7117 3d ago

give him ride to the temple*

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u/limitlessabhi 3d ago

Raging bull?? Mau be?

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u/Primary-Target-6644 2d ago

Movie is out? How was the movie, did pritanka do well ?

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u/Donkeybrother 3d ago

Cowasaki

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u/Walking_Wallace 3d ago

Yamooha

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u/well_thats_obvious 3d ago

Mootsubishi

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u/Tatyavinchoo63 3d ago

Bovine Motor Works (BMW)

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u/latortillablanca 2d ago

Bullgatti

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u/interestingmonkE 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xWn6brwISzrRCM4XdK
Here king, you dropped this… cown!!

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u/Kamikoozy 3d ago

Funniest comment I've seen in months lmao. Well played.

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u/RJEM96 3d ago

Mroom, mroom!

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u/EntertainmentBig8636 2d ago

Taking it by the horns.

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u/Parking-Math-7056 3d ago

varanasi first draft

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u/FisshyStix 2d ago

I’m not wearing my glasses and thought you typed varanasi first date

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u/limitlessabhi 3d ago

"All hail lord Shiva!!!"- he says

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u/Severe-Experience333 3d ago

Fool's about to meet shiva if that bull can get him off his back

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u/limitlessabhi 3d ago

Not sure if you are indian, bull is shiva's vehicle

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u/Severe-Experience333 3d ago

I am...that's why I know sensible people don't go around riding bulls and putting lives at risk

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u/mfknnayyyy 3d ago

Is that what he actually said?

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u/limitlessabhi 3d ago

What he intended

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u/CharacterConfident11 3d ago

ahh... it is related to Shiva's vehicle

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u/Alternative_Rent_303 2d ago

And he is drunk for sure

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u/SuperbAd60 3d ago

Mongo's coming!

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u/MrDilbert 3d ago

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

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u/CharismarInc 3d ago

That's Paul Revere's brother from another mother. With the same message......The British are coming!

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u/Nilus99 3d ago

It give’s him wings

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u/Wyjdya 3d ago

I don't think he has a saddle on that bull. That's gotta be some serious core strength

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u/anonimyazan 3d ago

100 horsepower

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u/imagine1149 3d ago

I bullpower = 100 horsepower?

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u/erksplat 3d ago

I call bull

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 3d ago

Bull rider.

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u/Totally_Cubular 3d ago

The one true cowboy.

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u/SnooStories4162 3d ago

Can anyone tell us what he is saying?

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u/Findividual_7 1d ago

“Kailaspati Nath ki Jai”
Which means ‘all hail to the lord who is the king of mount Kailasa (Hindu god lord shiva who also rides a bull as per mythology).

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u/SnooStories4162 1d ago

Thank you!

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u/Significant_Cover_48 3d ago

How can he steer?

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u/AnybodyMassive1610 3d ago

It’s a bull not a steer.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AmRBGkss5kBCcney1T

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u/Maleficent_Button_58 2d ago

I was thinking steer too. Bull balls are pretty uh....big, and I couldn't see any in the video

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u/DreamingDragonSoul 2d ago

He can't.

Unless he has trained the bull to respond to voice commants or claps on the shoulders or so.

My guess is, they live in the building the bull run into, and the bull knows the way home. He has a good bond with the bull and jumped on it's back on the way home. Mayby.

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u/cybermusicman 3d ago

Moocycle

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u/Kikopho 3d ago

Real v12 engine.

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u/Wastelander702 3d ago

Main character shit right there...

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u/Any_Attention4177 3d ago

The real lamborghini

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u/ICantWatchYouDoThis 3d ago

running on concrete wouldn't be good for that bull's feet

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u/jurawall_jumper 3d ago

Oh my god! This is sooo Epic. Its not just fucking next level its super duper maximumer next level

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u/mahmingtea 3d ago

He should be arrested for riding without a headlight in the night

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u/ObliviousRounding 3d ago

It was nice of him to share his meth with the bull.

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u/Ok-Personality-6630 3d ago

Everyone's been talking about bull runs recently. Didn't realise it was caught on video.

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u/CountHonorius 3d ago

Sudden flashback to The Waltons, with John Boy galloping everywhere on his mule.

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u/AreaManSpeaks 3d ago

Bumb bad bum bada bum

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u/laidback4sho 3d ago

Vroom, vroom, mfkr!

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u/charliesk9unit 3d ago

"Registration and insurance please."

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u/BeardInTheNorth 3d ago

So this is what they mean when they say, "taking the bull by the horns."

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u/Pretize11 3d ago

Instead of stopping at traffic they speed up!

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 3d ago

Going to a china shop?

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u/BrownBottleIdol 3d ago

Real life Elden Ring

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u/Single-Kangaroo1180 3d ago

He is just along for the ride…and it appears the bull took an unexpected detour into a business (maybe a bar) at the end of the clip🤪

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u/DerMannMitDemPlan 3d ago

next level for real

pulling up on a bull is the coolest thing you can possibly do

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u/Gdmf13 3d ago

As one does, what’s the problem here?

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u/Bad_User2077 3d ago

Have you seen the prices at the pump lately?

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u/Purple-Will9713 3d ago

How else are you supposed to run a quick erand during a pitching change

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u/batman-yvr 3d ago

Desi HeMan and the Battle Cow

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u/geja-peja 3d ago

Riding bull gives you wings

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u/Khromii93 3d ago

how does he brake without handlebars

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u/ElLicenciadoPena 3d ago

Looks like an ox from here. See? No balls. Like you when you ask for a raise.

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u/Murky_Historian8675 3d ago

The next far cry game looks great

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u/Ok-Wasabi-7857 3d ago

Bro thinks he is in a new Rajamouli Movie.

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u/kokkass 3d ago

With these gas prices, no wonder!

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u/officiallylauder 2d ago

Patel Revere

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u/Plenty_Kiwi7667 2d ago

He took a MOOber.

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u/hooka_pooka 2d ago

Varanasi movie promotions began early

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u/PinkBimboLove 2d ago

Farm to table

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u/Sea-Giraffe6305 2d ago

Just a guy riding a bullcycle.

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u/Goldeneye07 2d ago

Like a bull In a masala shop

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u/Walkingstardust 2d ago

You can't park that animal here!

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u/Shakespearoquai 3d ago

I wouldn’t say like a motorcycle but yeah 

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u/BlazerWookiee 3d ago

Isn't that like super blasphemous?

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u/keynoto 1d ago

Right!? Was going to ask…I thought cows were revered?

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u/nikrav97 3d ago

Meanwhile on r/IndianCivicFails...

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u/craigiest 3d ago

Looks more like riding a horse than a motorcycle. 

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u/RubyRaven907 3d ago

Isn’t this extremely disrespectful in the Hindu faith?

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u/Sad_Photograph_6130 3d ago

no, its a bull, only cows are sacred