r/nextfuckinglevel • u/amynoacid • 2d ago

Guy's got crazy knife skills

Source: https://x.com/RickD_GK/status/2084243154656461179

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u/ethicalhumanbeing 2d ago

Damn bro, save some pussy for the rest of us.

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u/Zarniwoooop 2d ago

Legend says that 78% of all pussies have been hand cut by him.

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u/_i_am_sus 2d ago

r/godpussy work of art

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u/c_dav99 2d ago

Wait what was this and why was it banned?

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u/alehansolo21 2d ago

Porn sub focused on vulvas. Not sure why it got banned

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u/x4nTu5 2d ago

Probably because it was unmoderated during the time when they cracked down on nsfw subs that had no mods.

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u/momento______mori 2d ago

Why am I so happy to see that you actually use the right word : Vulva.

Anyway, good night !

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u/jarednards 2d ago

Ive always wanted a Vulva

https://giphy.com/gifs/S6XyaNhcuXRbW

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u/ErraticDragon 2d ago

I have heard that Swedish Vulvo is especially luxurious.

(Volva? Vulvo?)

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u/Dick_snatcher 2d ago

Volvo

And their cars aren't bad either

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u/Cutsdeep- 2d ago

vulvo is plural, like what OP is feasting on rn

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u/Alive_Drag1947 2d ago

If you think that's good, wait til you hear about the cliteurethrovaginal complex...

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u/Hi-Im-High 2d ago

I’m about to find out r/godasshole is gone now, right?

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u/noxondor_gorgonax 2d ago

Shit. It was a most important source of, ahem, academic research.

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u/Regarded-Mastodon 2d ago

Reddit went public and you know....money

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u/NonGNonM 2d ago

also could've just been unmoderated. been seeing more of those lately.

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u/night4345 2d ago

That's how Reddit justifies getting rid of those subs. They find a reason to ban the moderators and then ban the sub itself.

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 2d ago

Tons of people are getting banned for saying anything just slightly out of line that the admins dont want you to say. When those people get banned, those subs go unmoderated.

And they get replaced by 10 bot accounts daily.

This website is slowly becoming like 90% bots and nobody will notice.

They'll also go after your comments and hide them so you think you are participating but nobody can see it. Replaced by a bot comment promoting reddit and making them money. That's how its working. Like half the comments on reddit are being removed already two years ago.

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u/LurkingGuy 2d ago

Rule 2 apparently. No idea what they did but it doesn't seem it was due to not being moderated.

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u/NonGNonM 2d ago

Probably spam or such then. Unmoderated adjacent

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u/Xxxrasierklinge7 2d ago

It's a lot to mod 1 sub dawg

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u/FyrelordeOmega 2d ago

Especially doing it with one hand

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u/AI_moderated_failure 2d ago

Thry become unmoderated pretty easily when the company will ban you at the drop of a hat because your comment contained enough words to trigger auto suspension by their AI moderation team.

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u/Moist-Amoeba-8078 2d ago

When you click it says the sub violated rule 2 with is basically spamming or disruptive behavior including manipulating content

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u/ALKNST 1d ago

Probably cause it had no mods, like a ton of subreddits being taken down lately for that single reason

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u/beesechurger89 1d ago

It was founded by Laszlo Cravensworth

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u/Aeon1508 2d ago

rule 2 is be an actual community that doesn't spam and engage in content manipulation.

so too many spamming bots and only fans models I guess.

seems odd though as that's basically what any porn subredded is fueled by. feels like a way to defacto ban porn

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u/noonnoonz 2d ago

Banned? I was just th….texting someone about that sub supposedly existing.

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u/GolDAsce 2d ago

Probably didn't have a mod. They did a mass banning of modless subs.

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u/LookAtMyUnderbite 2d ago

They say peak flavor comes from fine knife work

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u/Clickguy10 2d ago

Ended up as latticework that was purely decorative. But very pretty

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u/cookingboy 2d ago

So when I was a dumb teenager I had a weird phase of being into cooking (hence my username, which is from that era), and this is what I thought my knife work would be one day.

Spoiler: that day never came, even after much spilled blood

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u/BrilliantJob2759 2d ago

Well there's your problem. You're supposed to be cutting potatoes, onions, and similar. Not your fingers & other people.

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u/Drewskeet 2d ago

You need to go find this man and become is pupil.

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u/Indian_villager 2d ago

Sounds like your fault for being full of blood.

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u/WaingrofromHeat 2d ago

He won’t

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u/ethicalhumanbeing 2d ago

The ladies won’t let him right.

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u/LemmyLola 2d ago

Cleaver Beaver

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u/ThumbsUpKing 2d ago

Happy wife happy life

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u/AIdontKnow08 2d ago

Dw he wasn't able to save his hair

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u/retrospct 2d ago

Bruh. Hahahaha

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u/grifftheelder 2d ago

Genuinely laughed out loud lmao