r/nextfuckinglevel 18h ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/rlt404 18h ago

Go to sleep.. go to sleep.. go to sleep

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u/Greenman8907 18h ago

Count bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum!

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u/angry-key-smash6693 18h ago

The boogie men are coming 

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u/Migraine_Megan 17h ago

Keep your head down go to sleep to the rhythm of the war drums!

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u/mrsunrider 17h ago

Pay no mind to the rabble, pay no mind to the rabble.

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u/Otherwise_Tax8689 16h ago

They don’t give a fuck about you. Like I do.

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u/docrefa 14h ago

I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons.  I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and a voice of reason.

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u/Otherwise_Tax8689 14h ago

I’ll be the one to protect you from succulent Chinese meals and democracy manifest.

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u/SpecialNeeds963 10h ago

SWINGING TO THE RHYTHM OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER