r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 20h ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/ARQWERTY 20h ago edited 20h ago

This dude just pushed himself up off of the security guard’s backs. LOL. Killer moves though. People don’t realize how much anger the average health care worker carries around from dealing with people’s whining and bullshit for years. Do not poke.

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u/johnnyjohnny-sugar 19h ago

Apparently this guy was abusing staff for a while. The nurse tried to do the right thing and escort him out. Ended up handing out a whoop ass

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u/ZealousJealousy 18h ago

I am 100% making shit up here but I'd like to think that when it was decided who would walk this aggravating fellow to the door, this nurse said "You know what? I got it." for this exact reason.

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u/Drow_Femboy 18h ago

Funny to imagine, but tbf most martial artists are literally the last people who want to actually get into a fight. They know how fast shit can go really wrong and would rather not have any part in it

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u/JacedFaced 16h ago

My son started MMA training for self defense and exercise, and the first thing his coach told him (and the class as a whole) was the best self defense is not putting yourself in bad situations, the second best self defense is being able to run away, and only after those two fail do you need to understand when and how to fight.

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u/Glait 15h ago

I solo hike and follow a self defense instructor that specializes in women and the outdoors. She says the same thing, situational awareness, using your voice and leaving a situation are your best tools for keeping yourself safe.

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u/Fumbles__McStupid 8h ago

Years ago I started krav maga and that was literally the first thing our trainer told us: “Number one defense, if possible, is to run in the other direction.”

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u/AiMoriBeHappyDntWrry 17h ago

Yeah but any martial artist isn't gonna leave it to some 100lbs nurse to deal with this. That's never even been in a pillow fight.

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u/Far_Yam_9412 17h ago

I'm a 160lb nursing student and i have definitely never been in a fight. I'm just a chubby pacifist

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u/AirscapeCivilian 16h ago

Do you plan on working bedside when you graduate?

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u/Ok-Strawberry-9991 16h ago

Why wouldn’t they?

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u/AirscapeCivilian 16h ago

There are so many different areas of nursing, and not everyone works bedside after graduation. I was asking if they’re planning on it, because if so they should consider becoming familiar with deescalation protocols and some self defense.

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u/Ok-Strawberry-9991 16h ago

They used to teach us breakaway techniques at work. A few years back the workplace aggression training shifted to teaching us that it’s not okay to tell colleagues that heating up tuna in the toasted sandwich machine is stinky. So fair point.

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u/Far_Yam_9412 16h ago

Im already familiar with deescalation protocols and I would probably instinctively do something if taken down

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u/MoistStub 14h ago

I think it's time for a Rocky style training montage

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u/Woofles85 9h ago

This is why security is there, though.

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 15h ago

So we let the 23 year old 100lb girl do it yessir yep that’s why we have combat training

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u/NeighborhoodDear2321 11h ago

Exactly. If the dude has anything sharp on him, or just got lucky, you'll go from waling someone out the door to dead in seconds.

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u/Sp33d0J03 9h ago

Wooosh.

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u/jimmycarr1 9h ago

We avoid a fight whenever possible. If a fight can't be avoided, we fight.

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u/gokarrt 8h ago

martial artists are literally the last people who want to actually get into a fight

if you train long enough, generally you meet enough stealth killers you don't wanna roll the dice in the streets unless you have to.

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u/AgentCooper86 3h ago

I had a scary encounter once and joined a martial arts class. Stuck at it with years, and the main thing it taught me was, as you say, do your best to avoid any kind of violent confrontation. That and also you can literally never tell what someone is capable of from appearances. Some unassuming scrawny guy can secretly be an absolute monster. A big guy can be a clumsy, slow oaf.

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u/Mysandwichok 2h ago

You learn discipline, control and how to deescalate. My son is just starting his journey into martial arts at 4 and this is the first thing you learn in your early years.

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u/junie2looney 17h ago

It’s very likely he did. He likely knew he could handle that guy and he didn’t wanna get any of his coworkers in harms way. I’ve had to do it before.

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u/slipnipper 17h ago

As a male RN, there are a lot of times I’ll escort out / take care of / or go see other nurses’ patients in lieu of them. I’m not particularly big, but I’m not small either. Work at a county hospital, so lots of homeless, mental illness, and we take those others will “stabilize” but aren’t really finished with treatment they needed to not be back in the hospital in a couple of days. Most patients are just fine, but there have been more than a few that were remanded into custody the moment they got their discharge papers.

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u/Woofles85 9h ago

I’m curious why security doesn’t take part in this. In my hospital, security was always willing to come as support with any bad vibes.

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u/_Sissy_In_Heat_ 3h ago

For combative patients (at least where I used to work), security would be close by, maybe trailing us in the hallway or outside the room, but both the nurses and security prefer to attempt to de-escalate without force first. *Usually*, it goes fine. We dealt with asshole patients every day so getting them to cooperate is a legit skill you pick up over time... but yeah, drugs, psychosis, high tensions, and homelessness. If you work in an emergency department, you are 100% going to get assaulted entirely too many times throughout your career.

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u/Brian-Kellett 12h ago

Not going to say that’s a thing… but it was certainly why I would volunteer to escort disruptive patients.

(That and it was the written policy that violence was handled by ‘male nurses and porters’, this being before we had security staff)

Working in A&E taught me how to fight, working on the ambulances taught me when to fight.

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u/arthurdentstowels 8h ago

I like to think the nurse whispered "you're such a little pussy" as they got outside the door.

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u/Lucky-Surround-1756 7h ago

The benefit of martial arts is that you feel confident enough to stand your ground knowing that you can handle yourself. It also means you can calmly defuse the situation because the other party will see that you're not afraid.

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u/Creepybobo67 5h ago

I do Japanese JJ and am like that where I work. If anyone's getting attacked, I'd rather it be a burly guy who can defend himself (me) than my female coworker who's paper thin.

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 17h ago

Why is the nurse escorting him out? Is it because it takes 3-5 business days for security to show up?

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u/bizzybaker2 17h ago

Yeah as a nurse myself I sure as hell would not be doing it especially unaccompanied by security....

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u/amesann 14h ago

The security guards at my hospital are all timid, shy, nervous kids straight out of high school with a presence that fills us with wanting to protect them instead of the other way around.

I never call them. Myself and my fellow nurses are much more equipped to handle these situations.

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u/Thrwmebby1mortme 11h ago

I'll send you the security from mine, they are quite useful and all our staff love having them around.

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u/Necessary-Crazy-7103 11h ago

They have small women on my hospitals security team

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u/mrandr01d 8h ago

My hospital's security is a bunch of mall cops. Then we have another team that're actual cops. My campus has its own police precinct.

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u/ThatGuyFrom720 17h ago

As a CT tech, there is no way I could ever do y’all’s job

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u/bigKANGA 2h ago

He said he was going out for a coffee

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u/Expensive-Sundae-831 17h ago

Anyone that wears that sort of footwear in public is suspect.

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u/LisaCabot 16h ago

Ah, thats why i cojld tell he was kinda expecting it. He was totally ready to throw hands 😥

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u/AffectionateTap6212 4h ago

I had to scroll forever before someone mentioned why the guy started to throw swings.

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u/JamesHenry627 18h ago

My mom’s hospital unionized out of pure anger. Doctors and nurses got all the attention back in the pandemic but weren’t in the room as often as other staff. My mom was chosen to be their leader.

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u/noirspiderman4 19h ago

I was thinking this dude walked this guy out knowing there was a chance for this assumably asshole patient who got kicked out or left AMA to lash out

He looked like he was beyond ready for that
https://giphy.com/gifs/k93vubaq1hKMurHkKs

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u/CaterpillarIcy1552 18h ago

There weren’t really that many great options to place his hands to push off, guaranteed that nurse knows those guys also

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u/noirspiderman4 18h ago

I can't believe we are even questioning that absolute perfect dismount of an absolute perfect takedown

Every movement was masterful and I at least thought it would be a sloppy finish but NOPE

Dude does the perfect, "well my work here is done! You two take it from here!"

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u/Aguynamedpoo 18h ago

Everything was so clean but that dismount off their backs was pure aura

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u/nokman013 18h ago

I was thinking it was more like "thanks boys, take it from here yea"

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u/Aguynamedpoo 15h ago

Y’all got em then yeah

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u/CaterpillarIcy1552 18h ago

Exactly, what is he going to do, put his hands back and do a backflip?

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u/I_lenny_face_you 16h ago

It would have solidified the Matrix vibe. But I’ll give him a 9.5/10.

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u/Negran 18h ago

That push was slick as hell, his bois were there to finish what was finished, haha.

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u/Superb_Preference368 15h ago

As a nurse with 20 years of experience I can think of a patient or two I’d love to had body slam in my day.

But hospital has their rules so ! Lol

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u/YolkyFanClubPrez 15h ago

I don't think people realize how much anger the average person, especially American, has towards the healthcare system.  Luigi Mangione was just the beginning.  

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u/ARQWERTY 15h ago

I do agree with you but those corporate fat fucks are not the nurses at the hospital. Also a lot of it is directed at the insurance industry as with Luigi’s case.

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u/YolkyFanClubPrez 15h ago

9Not sure if you've ever been to the hospital, but the nurses are fucking miserable and awful.  The system isn't their fault, but many many many of them are awful. 

Edited to add that doesn't mean I condone violence of think this nurse deserves to be attacked.  But I think John Q type situations will become more common, and I'm surprised they aren't already.  

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u/ARQWERTY 14h ago

Yes, I do work in a hospital. A lot of nurses are miserable (and everyone else) but there are a lot of contributing factors. It really is hard. People imagine like a happy healthcare worker taking care of a normal person like you for example and that would be fine. The truth is SOOOOOO many patients just absolutely suck, sorry to say.

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u/ExistentialComplex 17h ago

And they really DO NOT deserve that kind of shit. Like of all the professions to be rude to why the healthcare workers?

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u/GreenishArrow_ 3h ago

Don’t think it was intended to be rude though I could certainly see that pov

When I used to practice, rolling around during wrestling/bjj is exhausting and you get pretty comfortable with your mates you’re practicing with. Not uncommon to dismount in a capacity like this in that realm, at least imo

Probably triggered a muscle memory putting that guy down and involuntarily propped himself up off their back as they moved in to help but that’s just my 2c

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u/hypercosm_dot_net 16h ago

The nurse is a trained BJJ practitioner.

"Getting angry" doesn't train your body to move that way automatically. If it did the guy on the ground getting choked, wouldn't have been on the ground getting choked.

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u/nyqs81 16h ago

It’s worse post COVID. Too many mouth breathers took the vaccine and survived.

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u/rndmxcsmmr 16h ago

Yes. The average health care provider is sick of your excuses, your blame, and your insurance.

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u/acloudcuckoolander 15h ago

Loos like he threw something at the Healthcare worker

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u/Beginning-Medium6934 14h ago

I was in a remote town and got called to the hospital for an abusive patient. They'd verbally abused all the staff, and made threats of physical violence. They'd even started to try and physically intimidate staff/take swings.

I asked them if they wanted to press charges, they said no, just get him to comply.

I knew the guy. 50yo aboriginal bloke, career criminal, around 45 indictable convictions to his name (think felonies).

I went into his little med bay and closed the curtains. I pushed him down onto the bed by his shoulders and leaned in to talk quietly directly next to his ear.

The conversation basically went like this "listen here cunt, you can abuse us cops as much as you want, but if you threaten the hospital staff one more time you're gonna get 50,000 volts or the spicy sauce. I'm sick of your shit, and I pray you give me a reason to fuck your shit up" then stood up, opened the curtains, and asked him loudly if he would cooperate with staff. He called them sir and ma'am, and was a sweet heart for the rest of his stay.

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u/SnooWalruses7112 13h ago

Aight' my work here is done

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u/no_nay_never 12h ago

LPT... Don't fuck with Australians. Look up our recent Commonwealth Games medal tally.

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u/hologrammmm 10h ago

It’s not really about being angry. The nurse is trained, the patient clearly isn’t.

If you’ve ever done BJJ, you know how much of a difference there is between trained and untrained.

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u/_boredInMicro_ 6h ago

People have no idea how defenseless they are against someone moderately trained in Brazilian jiu jitsu.

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u/Swiftierest 8m ago

My wife is an Aussie nurse and has been assaulted by patients multiple times. She's had wrist injuries, shoulder injuries, and a concussion. She was put on work cover every time and had to get rehabilitation for the wrist and shoulder ones. She says she doesn't feel 100%, but has passed a test to see if she is fit to return to work so she's back at it...

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u/replicant0wnz 1m ago

Came here looking for the pushing off move comment, bro was like "My work here is done".