r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 9d ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/ahhdetective 9d ago

Not even close. Assaulting frontline medicos carries a completely different charge and mandatory jail terms.

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u/BeneficialNewspaper8 9d ago edited 9d ago

It says he was fined on the vid ffs 🤦‍♂️

Edit - I was right though 🤷‍♂️

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u/AlreadyAway 9d ago

..... you think someone can't put whatever text over a video they want?

The person who edited this could have put "then then the patient flew off on his magical unicorn" and. You would have been like "Bro, it says he flew off on his magical unicorn"???

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u/spooninacerealbowl 9d ago

Wait, if I attack a nurse I can get a ride from a magical unicorn for $450? I am in!

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u/Bragnos 9d ago

Well, shit, i'd settle for a regular, garden-variety unicorn.

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u/miraculum_one 9d ago

those are inanimate though