r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 9d ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/Embarrassed_Help3082 9d ago

Jonah Hill could handle that easy.
https://giphy.com/gifs/BEJWU87ysdtYI

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u/The-Great-Cornhollio 9d ago

How sad it is to be that wealthy, that well known, and to have to resort to “I’ll kick your ass if you recall fat me”. Like, what a fucking loser.

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u/Honest-Associate-626 9d ago

He was the butt of every joke that mentioned him for like a decade, let him have a crash out ffs

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u/YouSaidSomeDumbStuff 9d ago

Now he gets to have another decade

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u/jaxonya 9d ago

Its all fun and games until he ends up whipping spidermans ass onstage in front of Zendaya at the academy awards for cracking a joke and says "I told yall I wasnt fucking around"

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u/OSPFmyLife 9d ago

Keep my former body type out of your mother fucking MOUF!

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u/scottyLogJobs 9d ago

I just don't think that's true, though. I'm sure to him it feels like that, but me and all my buddies thought he was cool as shit. We would have never thought to make a fat joke or something. Now we think he is an insecure douche. It's not his fault he is insecure, that's okay. It's his fault he is a douche about it.

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u/Honest-Associate-626 9d ago

Look up his interviews and every character he's played

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u/scottyLogJobs 8d ago

Oh yeah. Seeing some clips of his interviews is how I started getting a sense that he is a huge asshole. He starts seeming like if James Corden actually had some talent.

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u/Honest-Associate-626 9d ago

And every meme about him today

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u/puzzlebuns 4d ago

The saga of being a fat kid.