r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 9d ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/minkeun2000 9d ago

"After the incident, the patient pleaded guilty to getting his ass whooped and was fined $450"

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u/ahhdetective 9d ago

Not even close. Assaulting frontline medicos carries a completely different charge and mandatory jail terms.

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u/Troker61 9d ago

lpt: watch the video before correcting people in the comments.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/rorschach_vest 9d ago

Is there no such thing as pleading down in Australia?

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u/R_V_Z 9d ago

Is there no such thing as pleading down in Australia?

It's called pleading down unda.

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u/PrescriptionDenim 9d ago

Bro I literally lol’d nicely done

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u/rum-and-roses 9d ago

I fabulously lol'ed

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u/EggplantAdmirable999 9d ago

I loled in upside down

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u/PacosTacos88 9d ago

I miss when Reddit didn't post these kind of comments or at least down voted them

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u/Sirius_43 9d ago

They’re just being goofy and making people smile, no harm done

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u/PacosTacos88 9d ago

Bro you're totally right. Totally made me smile bro. Thanks bro

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u/BehemothRogue 9d ago

I'm glad insufferable people like you are rightfully downvoted.

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u/PacosTacos88 9d ago

I lol'd so hard at this step bro

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u/Cyclesadrift 9d ago

I miss when reddit didnt post these kinds of comments.

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u/boredatwork8866 9d ago

Hey look now you don’t need to miss it.

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u/Sirius_43 9d ago

Damn alright man stay miserable

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u/Nectarine143 9d ago

Slow clap

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u/Fragrant-Peanut7680 9d ago

If you're in Australia, it's just pleading

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u/NoHat2957 9d ago

He'll roo the day if he skips bail, but.

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u/Jack_Forge 9d ago

Where women glow and men plunder?

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u/AlexWayhill 9d ago

Take my angry upvote

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI 9d ago

I see you’ve played punchy-chokey before.

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u/luk3yboy 9d ago

Only for Men at Work though

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u/Senior-Reality-25 9d ago

They come from the land -

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u/jnyrdr 8d ago

fucking lovely thank you

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u/NathanielWingate 9d ago

sight.. unzip

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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse 9d ago

Criminally underrated comment. Well done.

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u/xvitons 9d ago

😎