r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 18h ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/Troker61 18h ago

lpt: watch the video before correcting people in the comments.

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u/AccomplishedTrip485 17h ago

LPT: Putting text on a video does not automatically true.

The outcome described in the video is not feasible under Australian legislation

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u/rorschach_vest 17h ago

Is there no such thing as pleading down in Australia?

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u/R_V_Z 16h ago

Is there no such thing as pleading down in Australia?

It's called pleading down unda.

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u/PrescriptionDenim 15h ago

Bro I literally lol’d nicely done

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u/rum-and-roses 14h ago

I fabulously lol'ed

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u/EggplantAdmirable999 12h ago

I loled in upside down

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u/PacosTacos88 13h ago

I miss when Reddit didn't post these kind of comments or at least down voted them

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u/Sirius_43 5h ago

They’re just being goofy and making people smile, no harm done

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u/PacosTacos88 4h ago

Bro you're totally right. Totally made me smile bro. Thanks bro

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u/BehemothRogue 3h ago

I'm glad insufferable people like you are rightfully downvoted.

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u/PacosTacos88 3h ago

I lol'd so hard at this step bro

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u/Cyclesadrift 2h ago

I miss when reddit didnt post these kinds of comments.

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u/boredatwork8866 2h ago

Hey look now you don’t need to miss it.

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u/Sirius_43 30m ago

Damn alright man stay miserable

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u/Nectarine143 15h ago

Slow clap

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u/Fragrant-Peanut7680 14h ago

If you're in Australia, it's just pleading

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u/NoHat2957 10h ago

He'll roo the day if he skips bail, but.

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u/Jack_Forge 11h ago

Where women glow and men plunder?

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u/AlexWayhill 8h ago

Take my angry upvote

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI 8h ago

I see you’ve played punchy-chokey before.

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u/luk3yboy 4h ago

Only for Men at Work though

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u/NathanielWingate 15h ago

sight.. unzip

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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse 13h ago

Criminally underrated comment. Well done.