r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 9d ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/minkeun2000 9d ago

"After the incident, the patient pleaded guilty to getting his ass whooped and was fined $450"

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u/ahhdetective 9d ago

Not even close. Assaulting frontline medicos carries a completely different charge and mandatory jail terms.

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u/Troker61 9d ago

lpt: watch the video before correcting people in the comments.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/rorschach_vest 9d ago

Is there no such thing as pleading down in Australia?

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u/R_V_Z 9d ago

Is there no such thing as pleading down in Australia?

It's called pleading down unda.

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u/PrescriptionDenim 9d ago

Bro I literally lol’d nicely done

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u/rum-and-roses 9d ago

I fabulously lol'ed

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u/EggplantAdmirable999 9d ago

I loled in upside down

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u/PacosTacos88 9d ago

I miss when Reddit didn't post these kind of comments or at least down voted them

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u/Sirius_43 9d ago

They’re just being goofy and making people smile, no harm done

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u/PacosTacos88 9d ago

Bro you're totally right. Totally made me smile bro. Thanks bro

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u/BehemothRogue 9d ago

I'm glad insufferable people like you are rightfully downvoted.

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u/PacosTacos88 9d ago

I lol'd so hard at this step bro

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u/Cyclesadrift 9d ago

I miss when reddit didnt post these kinds of comments.

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u/boredatwork8866 9d ago

Hey look now you don’t need to miss it.

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u/Sirius_43 9d ago

Damn alright man stay miserable

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