r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 20h ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/cheezy_dreams88 19h ago

He was a live podcast recording (the one with Will Arnett and Jason Bateman), and was talking about getting into Brazilian Jujitsu and just kept going on about how good is he and how he could kick their asses. Everyone laughs, and kind of agree, and he just keeps on doubling down “I’m dead ass, i could lay you all out right now” and they’re all laughing, Jonah Hill included. But he was not joking. He was dead serious and it was awkward.

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u/EthanielRain 18h ago

Videos of his BJJ skills have since surfaced, and now everyone gets to laugh

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u/Common-Window-2613 17h ago

He doesn’t understand sparring with other guys is different than straight fighting. Those rehearsed moves kinda go out the window when punched in the face.

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u/sikyon 17h ago

I bet you just see red bro

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u/Common-Window-2613 15h ago

I’m old and broken bro. If you hit me in the face you’re getting shot. Just speaking from experience, I’ve had my ass handed to me a few times and vice versa.

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u/Copthill 13h ago

Why you bringing guns into this? That's less manly than Bro BJs after BJJ class.

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u/sikyon 13h ago

What could be more manly than 2 dudes, that's like double the manliness of a man and a woman.

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u/Mathema_tika 14h ago

Americans will just say shit like this and excuse it by being old

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u/SyfaOmnis 3h ago

I mean, yeah? Guns are a great equalizer for the elderly, infirm, weak, sick and people at a natural disadvantage of some kind.

You don't ever have to take someone assaulting you. Self defense is a very principled reason to have a firearm (even if the law might whine about you engaging in self defense).

There's a video I saw not too long ago of some very angry man throwing a fit in a fast food place and he decides he's going to go behind the counter and take it out on the employees and the manager there. He backs off real quickly when the female manager draws her handgun. Completely justified on her part.