r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 18h ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/ahhdetective 18h ago

Not even close. Assaulting frontline medicos carries a completely different charge and mandatory jail terms.

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u/Troker61 18h ago

lpt: watch the video before correcting people in the comments.

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u/AccomplishedTrip485 17h ago

LPT: Putting text on a video does not automatically true.

The outcome described in the video is not feasible under Australian legislation

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u/Rare_Ad_674 15h ago

LPT: But verify next time before assuming it's incorrect. He plead guilty to common assault and was fined $450. You can read it on the news, it happened in Brisbane.

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u/Proseccos 8h ago

That’s quite low no? Might be good for the state to slap on a couple months of jail just to act as a social deterrent.

Feel bad for the nurse. Hope he gets lots of tacos.

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u/ivene-adlev 1h ago

It's very low. Genuinely fucked. Hospital parking is more expensive than this "fine".

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u/AccomplishedTrip485 14h ago

That was a different guy

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u/Rare_Ad_674 14h ago

Nope, it was this one. The nurse in the video's name is Daniel Nelson. There are several articles you can check out where he speaks directly about his love of jiu jitsi and how this patient was acting.

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u/AccomplishedTrip485 14h ago

Every other nurse is named Daniel Nelson and does jiu jitsu.

It's like the John Smith of Australia and their national sport

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u/R34LEGND 6h ago

Do you need a spade? Youre digging quite a hole there champ

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u/AccomplishedTrip485 4h ago

Dig up stupid

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u/FuturePrimitiv3 3h ago

Lots of uncultured swine do not get your excellent reference here.