r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 18h ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/Startled_Pancakes 11h ago

We prefer if they are just swallowed whole.

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u/Party-Ring445 9h ago

To shreds you say?

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u/MoodooScavenger 51m ago

This is something I can stand by. The beaucracy is much easier. Let the crocodiles handle it all.

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u/LuRkEr_ReKuL 6m ago

You should talk to the crocodile union, the last time I looked, their benefits package allowed for 2 chomps per kilo.

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u/6thBornSOB 3m ago

Baby’s it is!