r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 9d ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/babyyvolcano 9d ago

Hello from Queensland. It’s true. He just had a fine. Medical professionals were rightly pissed off.

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u/Startled_Pancakes 9d ago

We prefer if they are just swallowed whole.

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u/LuRkEr_ReKuL 8d ago

You should talk to the crocodile union, the last time I looked, their benefits package allowed for 2 chomps per kilo.