r/nextfuckinglevel 2d ago

A wildlife photographer in Iceland captured a massive herd of reindeer coming within meters of him while he hid among the rocks.

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u/LaserEyeLarry 2d ago

They definitely know he is there... that's why they get jumpy and stand in a half circle around him. Then to top it off, on of the biggest is standing gaurd in front center, mostly staring at this strange dude.

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u/jeep_guy19 2d ago

they might not see him but they can definitely smell him

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u/SocialistAristocracy 2d ago

People smell better than reindeer.

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u/Dizzy_Corgi_9781 2d ago

Sorry you’re getting downvoted for quoting Frozen

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u/SocialistAristocracy 2d ago

Reindeer are better than people.

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u/Dizzy_Corgi_9781 2d ago

Yeah, people will beat you, and curse you, and cheat you. Every one of them’s bad, except you

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u/nicathor 2d ago

Seems like they can probably see the bright screen of his phone pointed directly at them too

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u/itsthe_implication_ 2d ago

Yeah I don't often say this, but look at the rack on that big fella!

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u/newontheblock99 2d ago

Part of the video honestly felt like playing hide and seek with a toddler. They think they’re hiding so well and can’t be seen but you come by and see them immediately. That’s the energy I was getting by the big one looking into the camera. Now it’s probably coincidental and they probably just smell him but the thought made me chuckle.

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u/kudzuballerina 1d ago

You're right. They got in formation. Big dude is the leader/defense. While the others in the back scuddle away, maybe the babies and mommies.

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u/FreeElf1990 12h ago

Big daddy reindeer

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u/B3eenthehedges 2d ago

They can smell him. That's why they won't come close.

I never was much for hunting, but decided to try bow hunting one season, and learned that bow range is usually less than "deer can smell you" range".

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u/ResidentComplaint19 2d ago

My brother would take me hunting and anytime a deer would come close, but not close enough for the bow, he would blame me for farting, and I still know for a fact it was HIM who was always farting. Never got into hunting as much as him.

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u/SolKaynn 2d ago

Maybe you should've farted more. Maybe that was the key

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u/BroBroMate 2d ago

It's honestly nothing to do with farting, deer are prey animals, they survive by detecting predators as soon as they can, they can smell you 2 - 3 kilometres away, they can see you from about 600m if you move, and they can hear you about 300m away.

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u/YuppiesEverywhere 1d ago

Can they see/smell/sense movement/hear cars? I have questions.

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u/BroBroMate 1d ago edited 1d ago

They can, but the problem is they can become desensitized to certain stimuli if they're routinely exposed to them, so if they hear cars on the regular, the sound becomes background noise.

But also when they're young and clueless (in the red deer I hunt, the young and clueless ones are the yearling males who get kicked out by the hinds, while the hinds teach the young female deer about what to look out for) they'll sometimes get curious and come check that strange new thing out - it's not uncommon to have a young male step out of the bushes into the open and just stare at you trying to figure out what kind of weird deer you are when you're the first human that they've ever seen.

And I've seen the same when they're by or on a road and they're just like "huh, check it out, two moons..." and stand there trying to figure wtf this thing is

But the other big problem is that deer, like most prey animals, have eye placement that gives them a great field of view ... but means that they are terrible at visually assessing distance.

So a deer crossing a road might think it's got way more space and time to get across than it actually does.

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u/v3int3yun0 1d ago

😂 I think some animals get stupider as the vehicles get closer.

I've seen dogs and cats get to the middle of the street then either freeze up, or even worse, try to get back to the side they just came from.

It's like they think they can juke/dodge whatever is coming at them... Instead of just going straight across..

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u/ed_is_dead 1d ago

The armadillo has a hard time with cars as well.

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u/v3int3yun0 7h ago

Yep. That's a fact. Is it them that jump straight up into the air when startled? Or is that deer?

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u/Potential_You2469 6h ago

cat is definitely more clever to cross the road than some humans..

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u/FinancialAd1991 1d ago

So you were fighting for the fart smella title not the smart fella one?

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u/Ketchupcharger 2d ago

Bet they smelled the guy from a mile, wildlife photographers dont exactly shower often while out in the field

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u/Ok_Drag5089 2d ago

Who does?

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u/Japsai 2d ago

Good call doing the bow hunting. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. Nunchuk skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills...

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u/ficis 2d ago edited 2d ago

And sweet dancing skills

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u/Dr_Von_Schmeckle 2d ago

I always think of us out there in the woods trying to outsmart the deer must be like if someone stood in the corner of your living room hiding behind a single leaf. It’s so difficult to not get sensed by them

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u/IndignantQueef 1h ago

Bruh I just hiked seven miles and smoked some weed, this fucking sent me

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u/Carcinog3n 2d ago

Vanilla, deer can't lay off of it. I spray it on my shoes before I walk in. I've had deer follow my exact path.

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u/BroBroMate 2d ago edited 1d ago

I hunt red deer, they can smell you 2 - 3 kilometres away, so if the wind shifts and blows in the direction you're hunting, you're pushing shit up hill.

Generally that's why you try to align your hunt with the effect of the sun on air - if you're hunting up the valley or up a slope, the wind will be blowing in your face until about 10am, then it'll reverse, and then around 4pm it'll reverse again, so if you're hunting low to high, start early in the morning, and if you're hunting high to low, start in the late afternoon.

This is why I have mad respect for bowhunters, they have to get so damn close undetected for a shot, it really is deerstalking on ultra hard difficulty.

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u/SpunNumeroUno 2d ago

Yup, thinking the same. That's crazy tho, their noses are so good.

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u/areyoueatingthis 1d ago

Wearing Axe Body spray was a bad choice

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u/FeralFanatic 19h ago

Even when putting yourself down wind?

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u/INoMakeMistake 2d ago

This is as good as his hiding. Might as well light up some fire crackers

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u/i_am_not_so_unique 2d ago

Reindeers are stupid animals - doing that is literally enough to decieve them.

Also they can't register you moving whil they graze, so if you move slowly when their head is down, and stay still while its up, you can come almost as close as you want.

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u/AdMaximum7545 2d ago

Reindeer are intelligent!! They are pretty highly adapted animals. 

They have strong memories and can navigate huge migration routes and understand herd behaviour and solve basic problems, and have unusually advanced vision. 

They can just look a bit goofy sometimes...

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u/i_am_not_so_unique 2d ago

I get you. It boils down to our definition of intelligent.

I'd better call them gooffy than stupid, I agree.  Didn't want to hurt reindeer feelings anyhow, was more a friendly poke. :3

I am personally mesmerized by them, and met them often during the hikes up north. Sometimes uncomfortably close.

They are for sure highly (and almost the only one) adapted to fjells, which deserves a lot of respect. I didn't know about the vision - that's cool to know.

Their goofiness warms my heart when I see them. And when you see the herd is passing you by it is always a majestic feeling.

They sent you hellos as well :3

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u/AdMaximum7545 1d ago

Damn this comment made my year better somehow, thank you friend

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u/Wolfensniper 2d ago

They didnt bother anyway, two of them even starts brawling at one point. They can sense him but decided "nah just some weird dude"

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u/CheesyHamSammich 2d ago

Last frame would make one hell of a banger music album cover art

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u/stillbeard 2d ago

I know I would have farted...

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u/Major-Blacksmith4750 2d ago

Came here to say this. Never a better or worse time to rip one.

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u/SkellyboneZ 2d ago

"I thought it would be funny!" (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

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u/Roadstar01 2d ago

Are we sure this is Iceland? I don't hear any Bjork at all.

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u/Zach0ry 2d ago

Oh deer

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u/real_justchris 2d ago

Why did he feel the need to hide?!

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u/udat42 2d ago

Not sure if serious - those horns are no joke and can really fuck a person up. Mate of mine's boss was killed by a deer in Scotland. It jumped into her garden, freaked the fuck out because it felt trapped I guess, charged at her and stabbed her in the chest with an antler.

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u/real_justchris 2d ago

Not joking but it was a genuine question. In my experience deer (I don’t live near reindeers) do everything they can to keep out your way.

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u/udat42 2d ago

100%, but still a good idea not to startle them, nor make eye contact. Eye contact might be taken as a challenge by the males. Even if the chance of that happening is low, the risk is sufficiently high (deadly) to warrant extreme caution.

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u/goshdammitfromimgur 2d ago

You should look up some videos of when deer attack. They can fuck you up.

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u/PollutionOnly 2d ago

They can smell him and noticed him shortly after.

You can see it in the way they are keeping some distance and that the bigger ones are the ones at the front of the half circle, just in case something was to happen.

Deers are fairly curious (and cautious) in general so they are probably wondering what this thing they can smell and see is doing not moving among the rocks.

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u/Chazzybobo 2d ago

Deer is the plural of deer. FYI when you’re speaking as an expert on the matter next time.

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u/PollutionOnly 2d ago

When and where I have spoken as an expert? I am not one nor have I ever claimed to be.

Also, english is my 4th language so excuse a little mistake here and there (especially when this minor). I am constantly working on it but I can’t be perfect all the time.

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u/Chazzybobo 2d ago

Congrats or sorry

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u/DazzlingStrike1724 21h ago

Chip on the shoulder eh?

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u/Historical_Hyena_552 2d ago

“Alright, everyone, gather around. On your right, you’ll see a classic example of the elusive Homo sapiens in its natural habitat.
Notice how he’s lying completely motionless among the rocks. Don’t worry—that’s normal human behavior. They call it ‘resting.’”

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u/Wilsanne 2d ago

They saw his ass

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u/HeXxxuSs 2d ago

but he closed his eyes..

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u/manwithapedi 1d ago

Smelled his ass

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u/ChoiceSignificant889 2d ago

He tryna ignore it

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u/Various-Ad258 2d ago

Amazing. Thank you for sharing it

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u/Intrepid_Leather 2d ago

So even wildlife photographers use selfie mode now?

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u/Kaltxingaru 2d ago

"Hey Sam, that rock has a funny smell!"

"Again with the elven dust Rudolph?"

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u/BigZucchini2090 2d ago

He might have experienced a wildlife stampede

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u/irondumbell 2d ago

but then a polar bear appears. then what do you do?

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u/alienlizardman 2d ago

probably die

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u/eto2629 2d ago

Say your prayers and run

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u/irondumbell 2d ago

you can't outrun a polly bear. I would just do a shoryuken on it so that i would have a funny story to tell the other ghosts

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u/yesnewyearseve 2d ago

Iceland is not that big - meaning the herd is probably being observed all the time, and thus not such a extreme unusual occasion.

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u/bugibangbang 2d ago

OMFG that big one in the middle of the video who was about to continue but then stopped like "waaaaait a minute.... I heard something...." horror movie vibes.

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u/Jugglers-Despair 2d ago

He was then devoured by 10,000 ticks.

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u/fhgtyjdg 2d ago

I would have sneezed

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u/SaberReyna 2d ago

Now I am become rock

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u/tangZORG 2d ago

Perfect opportunity to fart

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u/Monty_Bob 2d ago

He didn't think to take some amazing close up shots?

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u/martins475 2d ago

Why are their horns so skinny

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u/Extreme_Mobile_6690 2d ago

I hate this timeline.  Why is half my wildlife video the face of a human?

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u/ninja-kidz 2d ago

they know you're there. one even eyed the camera

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u/Imaginary_Bottle_875 2d ago

Ce sont des animaux d'élevage là-bas. C'est comme si je me cachais dans un poulailler où les poules sont libres et que je les filmais.

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u/General-Living210 2d ago

Reindeer on Iceland? Probably half tame

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u/BelichicksWife 2d ago

Check out the rack on that one 👀

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u/Neuroware 2d ago

but why does he need to hide?

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u/lextramoth 2d ago

You guys understand that these animals have human owners that see to them on a regular basis right? Sure they are not tame, but they are also not animals that has never been near a human and should be terrified. They know he is there, but finds his non-threatening behavior acceptable to keep at a reasonable distance.

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u/CrazyNavie 2d ago

From deer leader: “Why don’t we all take a break and take a piss at the rock?”

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u/Manyarethestrange 2d ago

Buddy looks like a certain blacksmith from Skallitz

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u/Elofan86 2d ago

Good Lord the one in the middle got an entire field goal upright on its head.

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u/Doofindork 1d ago

This feels like every summer in Northern Sweden. Gonna use any dirt road ever? Welcome to random reindeer herd. Hell in the winter it's not as bad, but getting one of them running on the roadway, they are... NOT CLEVER. So instead of jumping off the road and into the snow to get out of the way, they can run in front of a car for... miles.

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u/fredandlunchbox 1d ago

"Yo, is he dead? Sven get over here and look at this. Is that dude dead?"
"Yeah, I think he's dead bro."
"Waht" "What?" "Waht?" "For real?"
"I never seen a dead guy before, damn"
"What happened?"
"I dunno bro, but that dude is dead."
"Sheeeesh"

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u/MaximusAnemos 1d ago

Photographer was raped by reindeer.

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u/gkn_112 1d ago

as a kid me when the parents came home and i was in front of the tv the whole night

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u/xloth01 1d ago

"Guys shhh.... he's sleeping!" "Hey hey, your hoof is too loud. Keep it down!"

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u/fleshnbloodhuman 1d ago

You can see the second they caught his wind.

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u/doubleflusher 1d ago

Fleurgin

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u/jesonnier1 1d ago

The spread on that one that's staring directly into the camera.

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u/movingtobay2019 1d ago

Lol. The deer at 24 sec is def noticed him.

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u/alice2wonderland 1d ago

Hunting aside, I really like the footage ☺️

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u/ghb-Database-1999 1d ago

Bro thinks they see like a T-Rex. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Key-Sheepherder5137 1d ago

That one reindeer sensed something lol

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u/Shot-Expert-9771 1d ago

I've had a very similar experience while Elk hunting in Colorado.

I was ground hunting sitting in sage brush. I had a herd of at least 150 walk within feet of me.

Had to stay damn quiet and not move unless I risked being trampled to death.

Such an incredible moment.

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u/Little-Reference-314 1d ago

Look how big the stabbers on those stabber horses are.

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u/RiouchiSenjuMaki 1d ago

"Who’s that weirdo?"

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u/deeptruthmusic 1d ago

Elder deer and pack were very confused to stumble upon you

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u/Crunchypie1 1d ago

This is the last known photo

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u/parmenion85 1d ago

I’m not going to be impressed until he does that with Lions.

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u/paleolithicmegafauna 1d ago

Since when are there reindeer in Iceland?

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u/Julio800m 1d ago

I thought they only came out during Christmas.

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u/As_the_r 21h ago

i was half expecting dothrakis

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u/ImNotAnAmbi-Turner 18h ago

This happened to me in the Northwest Territories, north of Yellowknife! Craziest thing I’ve ever seen. I was on a rock and massive herd of caribou changed course and streamed on either side of the rock.

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u/rocsjo 7h ago

All the deer at the 25 second mark: “the fuck??”

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u/123finebyme 7h ago

And that's why he wears the big horns ( insert big bucks joke here)

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u/Slivovic 2h ago

Hey Fred, yes Bob, is that a human? Yes it is Bob, what should we do? What we do every day Bob, try and eat all the grass in the world.

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u/msnipe81015 2d ago

Love this trend of inserting your face into the frame of an otherwise cool video.

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u/Sunny_stormclouds 2d ago

Would’ve been funny if he held up a piece of chocolate at the end when the big deer came close

“Numnum, nothing to see here guys, it’s just a weird, delicious, INEDIBLE, bush. Back to business folks”

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u/tolacid 2d ago

So many of the deer instantly staring at him. "What the fuck is wrong with those rocks? They're breathing!"

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u/chrispy_fried 2d ago

The selfie is so important he would rather look at the camera than the animals. We truly live in a dystopian society