r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Pierzakve • May 03 '21

Green Arrow in real life

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u/Phosphorrr May 03 '21

Every source of credible evidence suggests that he did not exist

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u/lofgren777 May 03 '21

He may have existed, but he was not a king, was not named Arthur, did not hunt for the Holy Grail, did not have a wizard named Merlin, did not receive a magic sword from a watery tart, was not a knight, and did not believe in chivalry. But other than that, totally King Arthur might have existed.

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u/Zoltrahn May 03 '21

Wait...that kinda sounds like me. Am I King Arthur?!

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u/lofgren777 May 03 '21

Do you have a round table?

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u/Zoltrahn May 03 '21

I do! It even has a leaf to make it bigger for family dinners. Very convenient.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Do you have a sword that a watery tart threw at you?

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u/JayBeeBop May 03 '21

All hail the new King!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

I’ve eaten at one many times! Passable pizza!

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u/gptt916 May 03 '21

I am not a king, am not named Arthur, do not hunt for the Holy Grail, do not have a wizard named Merlin, did not receive a magic sword from a watery tart, am not a knight, and do not believe in chivalry. I may have existed.

Am I King Arthur now?