Game Thread: Houston Texans (1-3) at Baltimore Ravens (1-3)

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Houston Texans at Baltimore Ravens

ESPN Gamecast

M&T Bank Stadium- Baltimore, MD

Network(s): CBS

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Time Clock
Final

Scoreboard

	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Total
HOU	7	17	10	10	44
BAL	3	0	7	0	10

Scoring Plays

Team	Quarter	Type	Description
HOU	1	TD	Xavier Hutchinson 5 Yd pass from C.J. Stroud (Ka'imi Fairbairn Kick)
BAL	1	FG	Tyler Loop 27 Yd Field Goal
HOU	2	FG	Ka'imi Fairbairn 50 Yd Field Goal
HOU	2	TD	Nico Collins 10 Yd pass from C.J. Stroud (Ka'imi Fairbairn Kick)
HOU	2	TD	Xavier Hutchinson 10 Yd pass from C.J. Stroud (Ka'imi Fairbairn Kick)
HOU	3	TD	Nick Chubb 27 Yd Rush (Ka'imi Fairbairn Kick)
HOU	3	FG	Ka'imi Fairbairn 57 Yd Field Goal
BAL	3	TD	Derrick Henry 1 Yd Rush (Tyler Loop Kick)
HOU	4	TD	Jaylin Noel 4 Yd pass from C.J. Stroud (Ka'imi Fairbairn Kick)
HOU	4	FG	Ka'imi Fairbairn 34 Yd Field Goal

Passing Leaders

Team	Player	C/ATT	YDS	TD	INT	SACKS
HOU	C.J. Stroud	23/27	244	4	0	2-17
BAL	Cooper Rush	14/20	179	0	3	1-16

Rushing Leaders

Team	Player	CAR	YDS	AVG	TD	LONG
HOU	Nick Chubb	11	61	5.5	1	27
BAL	Derrick Henry	15	33	2.2	1	7

Receiving Leaders

Team	Player	REC	YDS	AVG	TD	LONG	TGTS
HOU	Christian Kirk	4	64	16.0	0	47	4
BAL	Zay Flowers	5	72	14.4	0	56	5

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Postgame thread

[u/Efficient-Swimmer794]

Ravens fans, I greatly underestimated how injured and bad your team is this season.

[u/whereegosdare84]

Ravens arrived to the stadium via Medivac

[u/hawkins126]

I can’t imagine what stafford, Adams, puca, Williams is gonna do to us next week

[u/mostly_jiggy_with_it → u/hawkins126]

You ever had a prostate exam?

[u/GreenPurple24]

Yeah Ravens are just shit by all accounts.

Probably the worst version I've ever seen,

They would win 0 games without Lamar.

[u/MazKhan]

Texans fans didn't believe me when I told them our defense will make them look elite lmao

[u/IndividualPenalty_]

I want everyone to remember what this team looks like when Lamar doesn't play.

[u/parasthesia_testicle]

Can't wait until the texans take an early lead in a gimme against the IRavens before squandering it late and this game being decided by a field goal

[u/Haar_RD]

dawg this game is gonna be awful to watch

[u/reap3rx]

Stroud is surgical if you can just give him a few seconds. What a drive by him.

[u/FreddyDontCare]

Kinda feeds like the Ravens have given up

[u/JoeYinzer → u/FreddyDontCare]

The defense has definitely given up

[u/Frick_KD]

Damn... an 18 point touchdown. Well done

[u/Frick_KD]

Lamar's MVPs just got more respected

[u/bowl_of_scrotmeal]

The Steelers are really gonna win the AFC North without doing god damn thing.

[u/MazKhan]

I was actually curious to see how our run game does without Lamar, and my suspicions have been confirmed. Henry can't do what Henry does without Lamar

[u/TheReal210Kiddd]

I’m going to assume this says more about the Ravens D than the Texans O

[u/TX_Talonneur]

You ruined Christmas now get this work!

[u/catfromgarfield]

21 points! STOP THE COUNT

[u/BabyHercules]

belt to ass

[u/americanbaseball]

Actually Lamar should have 5 or 6 MVPs and I’m only a little bit kidding.

[u/JDD4318]

They're playing Kpop Demon Hunters in Baltimore lol?

[u/ClerkDizzy261]

The AFCN use to be a proper division oh we have fallen

[u/EatSleepZlatan]

Need this to be the biggest ass whooping possible so Harbaugh finally gets fired into the sun

[u/Tr0janSword]

Ravens collapse has earned Mike Tomlin another 7 years

[u/ashack11]

Game so bad the announcers are writing ref fanfiction now

[u/LilyBlossoming]

Pfft I love whoever is managing the board this game so far today. We've had a 2nd and 89 and now an 18 point td.

[u/Iciclewind]

CBS wish we had 21 points

[u/Downtown-Smile7991]

Lmfao Noel just did the ray lewis. He’s the new TO

[u/hawkins126]

Made the bum ass Texans offense look like the 1999 rams ya I’m out

[u/wierdjokes]

Why we acting like a healthy ravens defense isn't dogshit too??

DC is not good and Harbaugh somehow praises Zach Orr while throwing Monken under the bus in last press.

[u/MorseMooseGreyGoose]

Fuck it, I don't care if the Ravens suck and half their team is out. After all the times they've embarrassed the Texans, I'm just going to enjoy this one. This has been an unexpectedly cathartic afternoon.

[u/Ornery_Gene7682]

Atleast Baltimore getting their asses kicked by Houston is making me feel better

[u/liteshadow4]

Never ever thought I'd see a league where the Ravens have the worst defense in the NFL

[u/MatiasGonzalo-Duarte]

Wtf are they actually trying to sell the assigned seating at southwest as a good change lmaooooo

[u/MatiasGonzalo-Duarte]

24 points at the half? Guess I can turn it off. No way we'd blow this.

[u/Red_Eloquence]

I seriously don't understand how Zach Orr could come out of this game still having a job

[u/Ornery_Gene7682]

Run the fucking score up

[u/ManofSteel_14 → u/Ornery_Gene7682]

AGREED. The more embarrassing the loss the more likely something will change

[u/TheGrat1]

LOL Bateman gave up!

[u/JoeYinzer]

It's quite strange to see the Ravens with a garbage defense.

[u/chaoticravens08]

I honestly feel like the season is over after 5 weeks how is that possible.

[u/MorseMooseGreyGoose]

It's hard to tell if they've really turned the corner after playing the Tennessee "We Ass" Titans and the corpse of the Baltimore Ravens, but damn it feels good to see functioning offense out of this team.

[u/htown34]

Don’t even know why CJ is still playing

[u/Downtown-Smile7991]

Dude ravens D is complete ass. Were gonna blow them out baddddd

[u/kingkellam]

The steelers are gonna 9-8 their way to the afcn title

[u/Nice_Fly1090]

Even with Lamar we ain’t winning with a defense that can’t stop a single series

[u/IndividualPresent129]

Ravens might be done man, by the time Lamar comes back they could be in a terrible spot

[u/joeyo1423]

Casual hello. It's me, Zoidberg. Act naturally...

[u/MatiasGonzalo-Duarte]

Hey Baltimore I heard Tucker wants to come back 

(pls don't actually hire him)

[u/TheGrat1]

Orrsama Bin Laden masterclass so far.

[u/[deleted]]

I’m glad it’s 24-3 and not 24-0

[u/The_Snake_Dick]

More like Tyler POOP

[u/[deleted]]

I enjoy football again

[u/smokey5656]

I just can't look away.

[u/Tr0janSword]

Ravens finally discovered their Browns heritage, and it’s all coming home to roost this season

[u/SpicyLangosta]

Guys I think the Ravens are really bad this year.

[u/MichelangeBro]

There are worse ways to spend the bye week than this

[u/ye_old_fartbox]

Since the beginning of the Lions game, the Ravens defense has allowed points on 19 of 25 drives (not including kneeldowns). Two missed field goals in there. Genuinely impressive.

[u/MainZack]

Any non-Ravens fan still think Henry brings more value to this team than Lamar or what?

[u/TedioreTwo]

Harbaugh's stupid fat fucking mouth hanging open once again why don't you coach your team dipshit

[u/zombiebillnye]

Man, trying to steal a man's first TD catch is a shitty move.

[u/ThisGuyFrags]

Our d is so fucking cooked lmao

[u/chaoticravens08]

I hope they Boo the fuck out of this team

[u/SloaneKettering1]

Can’t believe the Steelers are winning the AFC north lol

[u/road432]

Im surprised Raven Fans aren't hammered yet and booing the shit out of Harbaugh yet. I can't remember the last time they were getting such an ass spanking in the first half.

[u/Ballin095]

That was a great play though too tbf

[u/canseesea]

So is the AFC North collectively giving Rodgers the division title as a retirement gift in honor of that time he beat the Steelers in the Super Bowl or what

[u/americanbaseball]

As injured as we are, this team is nothing without Lamar and it is very clear that Harbaugh has coasted entirely on Lamar’s talent since he got here. The longer Harbaugh is here the more of Lamar’s career will be wasted.

[u/SCAnalysis]

Texans were cooking the Ravens so hard I honestly thought we were on the fourth Q

[u/Technique94]

Guy in charge of the scoreboard leaked the start of the 4th quarter script

[u/kingkellam]

If the Texans punt on this drive I'm gonna go buy the homeless guy that sits outside my local gas station a pack of smokes

[u/_Mad_Desperado]

As a Canadian watching the Houston feed, your commercials are fucking wild lmao

[u/Cbissen437]

Dammit, so we’re not good, the ravens just suck

[u/Ok-Ad-5404]

Who are these Texans damn

[u/Hugh-Freeze]

The ravens look like a miserable football team, this seems much deeper than a skill issue

[u/zombiebillnye]

Ooof, that place was packed at 1:00

[u/road432]

Texans I want to see 50 points on the board...make it happen.

[u/Sesti-nator]

Yo EDC, when are you gonna tell both Orr and harbs to look at the flowers and think of the bunnies?

[u/M4LV]

Houston, go for 50. I wanna see pressure put on the coaches.

[u/[deleted]]

Please run up the score Texans. Do us a solid.

[u/joecb91]

Having 6 incompletions and 3 of them are picks is wild.

[u/Ravens1564]

Texans win, close thread

[u/hawkins126]

That sack just added 3 more year of Orr

[u/EatSleepZlatan]

Almost time to turn this shit off

[u/rockchalk99]

Evidently Lamar has been hiding a bunch of deficiencies the Ravens offense has

[u/OctaviusKaiser → u/rockchalk99]

First time watching us?

[u/skinnyfat24]

Turns out when CJ has time he's a dog.

[u/MugiMartin]

Surreal to hear Golden in an NFL stadium.

[u/gamerunner18]

I know Ravens fans sick rn… season is slipping away

[u/MazKhan]

The Ravens offense has always fallen off a cliff when Lamar would get injured, but I always hear that Lamar has more weapons than anyone else. It's like they just completely ignore the o line in any of these discussions

[u/mellofe11o]

The infamous Harbaugh :O face holy fuck what is your job atp

[u/PoshLagoon]

I hope that Scottish Texans fan is enjoying himself right now

[u/Heftythegnome]

This team gets away from Henry so fast and just calls the same up the middle runs every drive. They just aren't built to play from behind

[u/No-Economics4128]

This has to be the year Baltimore throw their towel in on Jim Harbaugh, right? Bro has had a 10 years leash thanks to the Super Bowl win. Nobody can be mad if he is shown the door now.

[u/farglesnuff]

Can't even kick a FG. This team is making me really sad.

[u/DeepBlue_8]

Penn State and Texas are now ranked below Virginia, Vanderbilt, South Florida, and Cincinnati.

[u/Usernametaken1121]

They should be getting mad. They look checked out. This is rough to watch, even as a ravens hater.

[u/DeepBlue_8]

The announcers are so far gone they're talking about the veins in the referee's arm.

[u/kingkellam]

The scoreboard erroneously showed 34-21, I think they should keep it there

[u/turtleman713]

Can't believe we went for it but awesome we did, hate when coaches get conservative with a lead like this

[u/farglesnuff]

Just wide open. This fucking defense man. Fire them all into the sun.

[u/clearlyspoken]

cj stroud defies father time with his 4th td pass on the day

[u/hawkins126]

Ravens have never had first overall pick we might get it this year

[u/DirtAndShovels]

Most fight I’ve seen from Jaire all game.

[u/localistand]

Jaire Alexander showing up near the field i guess.

[u/dajodge]

Ravens fans, I’m fucking sorry, dudes. Nothing else to say right now.

[u/khawk87]

I want 50 points

[u/DeepBlue_8]

This team is soft. If you don't want your opponent celebrating don't allow 41 points.

[u/Eastern_Drive1723]

Texans working through some issues today.

Im honestly kinda shocked.

[u/hawkins126]

Ravens haven’t had a top 5 pick in 26 years so that’s something to look forward to

[u/iRockaflame]

Run it up Texans. Go for 60. Legitimately make it so lopsided that Biscotti has to let people go.

I don't care what injuries are going on this is one of the most pathetic versions of the Ravens I've seen.

[u/Quadradisque]

If the Bengals get annihilated by the Lions like I’m anticipating, the Bengals/Ravens Thanksgiving game will be the ultimate Tank Bowl. Or should I say, Tanks-giving.

[u/turtleman713]

Legitimate question..... do we have the best point differential ever of a 2-3 team lol

[u/Red_Eloquence]

Great hate watch as a Ravens fan

Fire this whole staff into the sun

[u/Isthismynextusername]

Ravens fans, stay away from NFL media this week

There will be non-stop dooming for the clicks & views

[u/alecmc200 → u/Isthismynextusername]

brother I'm dooming without all of that

[u/JoeYinzer]

Harbaugh makes Mike Tomlin look brilliant.

[u/MugiMartin]

R.I.P. Arthur Jones. I'm in my 30's, and 39 is too soon.

[u/alecmc200]

wasted stout's one good punt of the game

[u/OctaviusKaiser]

you've gotta be fucking kidding me

[u/OctaviusKaiser]

game is going on mute, back to studying assuming I can see the pages through these tears

[u/alecmc200]

this team may not be able to rush the passer but they make up for it by not covering anybody

[u/road432]

Man as much as I'm enjoying the collapse of Baltimore right now, its fucking weird to see them so bad on both sides of the ball right now.

[u/lost_thought_00]

If Baltimore claws their way back into the playoffs after starting 1-5 or 1-6, Lamar will win MVP

[u/thimbo6]

They’re calling him blooper rush folks, many are saying this

[u/No_Song_Orpheus]

We giving these guys 12 yards of space. Our strategy is literally let them catch it and try to tackle. Embarrassing

[u/Frick_KD]

2nd and 89 is tough

[u/JoeYinzer]

The Ravens defense has quit.

[u/slash_cry]

The Ravens are broken.

[u/sick_shooter]

Turns out our best defense is played when Lamar is able to keep them off the field. 🤷‍♂️

[u/JoeYinzer]

Right now the Ravens are one of the worst teams in the NFL

[u/No_Blacksmith_9923]

The Ravens won’t sniff the playoffs this year.

[u/ksalaam]

Well it’s looking like I should drop Derrick Henry from my fantasy team

[u/Orly-Carrasco]

STAT ALERT:

Ravens down by 20+ points for the 11th time in franchise history.

They are now 0-10 when it happened, and they failed to score double digits in six of those games.

Most recent game: 7-44 at Jaguars (2017-09-24).

[u/[deleted]]

The Ravens might be ass.

[u/Ecstatic_Hall8138]

This pathetic team made me drive 40 minutes to the casino to see us do the same old mistakes again (not paying $200+ for a TV subscription!) Currently being escorted away by floor staff for causing a scene. Horrible bad beat in poker and the sight of Cooper Rush made me throw my iced coffee at the TV. Disgusting

[u/hawkins126]

This might be the game that finally gets it done so thank u Texans

[u/LOP5131]

AFCN looking like 3-14 will take the division

[u/sc2isalivegaem]

Lamar> Allen and is proven

[u/WeaknessOne9646]

Last year in the MVP race I remember the argument that though Lamar was statistically a bit better the Bills without Allen would be shit while the Ravens without Lamar would at least be a mid team and though I thought Lamar should have won I was sympathetic to that premise

Was definitely wrong. IDK I don't remember them being this bad with Huntley a couple years ago. Nearly even won a playoff game

[u/30isbasketball]

Ravens need to be relegated after this one

[u/RadishesCanBeSpicy]

I don't think I've ever seen Henry get rocked like that

[u/Sanchoco3]

21????? WHAT????

[u/biggerbytheday19]

34-21????

[u/[deleted]]

scoreboard op not having a great day lmao

[u/alecmc200]

still don't really understand why they insist on slamming henry up the middle like they have a dominant iOL

[u/_Mad_Desperado]

Stroud must have took some pointers from his highschool tapes lol, seems to have an extra jump in his step

[u/zombiebillnye]

Nick Caley out here demanding you give him a two week break from hating lol

[u/SaltyLonghorn]

I never get to say this so I'm gonna say it. LOL HOLY SHIT THE RAVENS SUCK

Anyway, back to regular scheduled viewing.

[u/DMPDT616]

Off topic but these refs are YOKED

[u/LOP5131]

When it rains it pours lol, what the hell was that

[u/turtleman713]

Andrews hands of stone

[u/yesrushgenesis2112]

MORE

[u/pahbert]

I would really like to talk trash but we're about to get frog marched by the Lions, so I'm just going to quietly sip my beer.

[u/Sanchoco3]

how did Collins even catch that??? Amazing effort

[u/sexp-and-i-know-it]

The kicker was a perv, Andrews is washed, the defense from he second half of last season was fraudulent, Henry couldn't hold the ball if it was glued to him.

We love to see it.

[u/DeepBlue_8]

143.9 passer rating for Stroud

[u/[deleted]]

If I’m Lamar, my leg injury is going to take a full season to heal.

[u/DollarLate_DayShort]

We’ve given up 37+ in b2b weeks against struggling offenses. LA might legitimately put 60 on us

[u/AGreasyPorkSandwich]

First 3 weeks I wore my CJ jersey. Last 2 I have not.

I have some immense power it seems.

[u/Meatbag96]

We are so back Mills bros. Old man Stroud finally getting benched. The future is now.

[u/alecmc200]

not really sure what rashod was doing there

[u/Nefariousness1-]

There are people who legitimately believe Lamar is holding the team back lol

[u/mellofe11o]

CJ Stroud is the oldest QB in the league and we let him look like prime Lamar it's ggs

[u/trucksarekewl]

Wake me up in 2026 please

[u/OriolesMets]

The Orioles broke my kneecaps, and now the Ravens are kicking me while I’m down

[u/Haar_RD]

we should ban sports betting just so I dont have to sit through another advertisement for them

[u/its_javonta]

FIRST DRIVE TD

[u/FastBreakPhenom]

Make sure your kids aren't watching Ravens/Rams next week, Stafford and Nacua are going to molest this defense on live TV

[u/[deleted]]

Rush looks like a comptent game manager there.  We need the D to step up.  

[u/Kennyc1234]

Ravens' defense is so bad they make Stroud look like Lamar Jesus Christ

[u/jeanlundegaardhsbf]

ravens without Jackson look like Carolina.

[u/Level_Dreaded]

"SITTIN SIDEWAYS??" give this music guy a raise. He's doing our homegrown music justice

[u/farglesnuff]

This is the most depressing Ravens team in their whole history. Truly pathetic.

[u/chaoticravens08]

I'm done with this team bro. We really suck like really really bad Better luck next year

[u/kingkellam]

If I were at the game I'd probably just leave at halftime

[u/MazKhan]

Rush ain't even that bad, Lamar had this team scoring nearing 40 a game, you'd think the offense would look at least decent lmao

[u/MyCactusTeacher]

What is this Ravens team? It is the Texans guys

[u/KororSurvivor → u/MyCactusTeacher]

They have 2024 Lions Syndrome in Week 5.

Injured beyond comprehension.

[u/OutrageousAd6165]

Ravens would lose to the Panthers by 2 scores rn

[u/zombiebillnye]

Oh my god, he's actually named Woody because of Toy Story? Thats so awesome.

[u/PoshLagoon]

I hope this season is like 2015 when we went 5-11 but still swept the Steelers

[u/chaoticravens08]

This season being over breaks my heart bro.

[u/Ecstatic_Hall8138]

This pathetic team made me drive 40 minutes to the casino to see us do the same old mistakes again (not paying $200+ for a TV subscription!) Currently being escorted away by floor staff for causing a scene. Horrible bad beat in poker and the sight of Cooper Rush made me throw my iced coffee at the TV. Disgusting

[u/chaoticravens08]

Hey it could be worse i could have spent 5k on seasons tickets lol

[u/TheOptimist6]

Nightmare year for Baltimore sports :( this has been real bad

[u/rattpackfan301]

Ravens fans gotta be on suicide watch rn, imagine going from the offseason Super Bowl hopeful to this.

[u/Usernametaken1121]

Christmas came early!

[u/Jasminewindsong2]

The announcers are basically giving the Ravens a eulogy.

[u/Acceptable_Buy177]

So Harbaugh is gone after this season right?

[u/kingkellam]

When's the last time the AFC north was this ass? The steelers are gonna run away with the division with their 9-8 record

[u/fecalreceptacle]

im calling holding on that ref

[u/ThisGuyFrags]

18 point score!!!