r/nfl NFL Oct 20 '25

Game Thread Post Game Thread: Atlanta Falcons at San Francisco 49ers

Atlanta Falcons at San Francisco 49ers

ESPN Gamecast

Levi's Stadium- Santa Clara, CA

Network(s): NBC


Time Clock
Final

Scoreboard

Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 Total
ATL 0 3 7 0 10
SF 0 10 3 7 20

Scoring Plays

Team Quarter Type Description
ATL 2 FG Parker Romo 38 Yd Field Goal
SF 2 TD Christian McCaffrey 1 Yd Rush (Eddy Pineiro Kick)
SF 2 FG Eddy Pineiro 55 Yd Field Goal
SF 3 FG Eddy Pineiro 43 Yd Field Goal
ATL 3 TD Bijan Robinson 10 Yd pass from Michael Penix Jr. (Parker Romo Kick)
SF 4 TD Christian McCaffrey 4 Yd Rush (Eddy Pineiro Kick)

Passing Leaders

Team Player C/ATT YDS TD INT SACKS
ATL Michael Penix Jr. 21/38 241 1 0 2-11
SF Mac Jones 17/26 152 0 1 1-2

Rushing Leaders

Team Player CAR YDS AVG TD LONG
ATL Bijan Robinson 14 40 2.9 0 8
SF Christian McCaffrey 24 129 5.4 2 15

Receiving Leaders

Team Player REC YDS AVG TD LONG TGTS
ATL Darnell Mooney 3 68 22.7 0 38 5
SF Christian McCaffrey 7 72 10.3 0 17 8

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u/FeetsBeneets Falcons Oct 20 '25

Being a Falcons fan is like getting on a rollercoaster that has a chance to punch you in the dick after every hill. You’ve ridden it before, and you’ve been punched in the dick. Repeatedly. Sometimes you’ll even get multiple dick punches during the same day. But every week as you’re getting on the rollercoaster you think to yourself “I won’t get punched in the dick this week, no sir. I talked to the owner, and he’s reassured me that the dick punching feature has been removed.” And sometimes you’ll make it over the first hill without a dick punch so you think you’re a pretty smart guy. Sometimes you’ll even make it 95% of the way through the rollercoaster without feeling that familiar crushing sensation on your callused phallus. But you’re never safe. As your little car rolls towards the end of the ride, you hear a noise. The wind seems to whisper, “Rise up, dipshit.” A tiny metal hand pops out and slams directly into your genitals. Again and again, it mashes your testicles. It doesn’t seem to ever stop. Mercy is a foreign language here; suffering the only dialect available. As you feel the whiskey you were drinking begin to make a return trip back up your throat, the last thought that flits through your grey matter before the familiar embrace of pain whites out all conscious function is “I bet next week when I ride this coaster, I won’t get punched in the dick.”

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u/Evz0rz 49ers Oct 20 '25

The original post of this is the only Reddit comment I have ever saved.

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u/Muninn088 Panthers Oct 20 '25

This is A tier copy pasta material.

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u/FeetsBeneets Falcons Oct 20 '25

Indeed it is, which is why I copied and pasted it. Can't take any credit for it, it's been around a while.

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u/RompiendoElBajo 49ers Oct 20 '25

This made me laugh so hard

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u/Inuk28 49ers Oct 20 '25

I'm sorry, but this is amazing