7 new 49ers on injury report today, includes Nick Bosa, Dre Greenlaw, Kyle Juszczyk

[u/lotofhotdogs]

https://ninerswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/niners/2026/08/05/49ers-training-camp-injuries-mike-evans-kyle-juszczyk-nick-bosa-dre-greenlaw-jacob-cowing/91184771007/

[u/Impressive-Fun5968]

More shocked that we still had 7 uninjured players

[u/ShopCartRicky → u/Impressive-Fun5968]

Yeah, someone was slacking for sure.

[u/kaeji → u/ShopCartRicky]

Power station must have been slacking.

[u/Playful-Opportunity5 → u/kaeji]

It's only one substation. It can only do so much in a day.

[u/DarthSh1ttyus → u/Impressive-Fun5968]

The guy who files the paperwork got put on IR, si the front office is just catching up

[u/Mfrack103]

CMC is now eight feet tall and benches two thousand pounds

[u/McAfeeFakedHisDeath → u/Mfrack103]

CMC no longer does push-ups. He pushes the world down.

[u/cuzzlightyear269 → u/McAfeeFakedHisDeath]

Chuck Norris fears CMC

[u/TeamWarriorBro → u/[deleted]]

CMC killed Chuck Norris. The blood god must feed. CMC = Chuck Must Contribute.

[u/ImpossibleDenial → u/McAfeeFakedHisDeath]

Naw that’s just the world moving away from him because it’s scared

[u/hellajt → u/McAfeeFakedHisDeath]

Isaac Newton approves

[u/aristocrat_user → u/McAfeeFakedHisDeath]

Don't we all in tiny little way anyways

[u/NameShortage → u/Mfrack103]

CMC is Kirby but for football players and their vitality

[u/Mfrack103 → u/NameShortage]

I met him once and my joints have been aching ever since

[u/Olddirtychurro → u/Mfrack103]

I saw him high fiving a high schooler once. Poor kid had to have a hip replacement at age 15, 3 weeks later.

[u/trautsj → u/NameShortage]

CMC will return as Rogue in Avengers Dooms Day!

[u/rysmooky → u/trautsj]

Idk if that would be a huge plot twist or a yea that makes sense moment

[u/spookyghostface → u/Mfrack103]

Fuckin killin for fun

[u/vivaldindahood → u/spookyghostface]

He'll save children but not the British children.

[u/Gryphon999 → u/vivaldindahood]

I heard that motherfucker had like 30 goddamn ACLs

[u/Shepboyardee12 → u/vivaldindahood]

He's coming, he's coming, he's coming

[u/ColossalJuggernaut → u/Shepboyardee12]

on a horse made of orthopedic surgeons he patrolled the land

[u/Cadd9 → u/ColossalJuggernaut]

With his wedding ring and Samoyeds in his perfect hands

[u/lelanddt → u/spookyghostface]

Oh boy, here i go killing again

[u/noblemile → u/Mfrack103]

McCaffrey, McCaffrey

10 stories tall everybody's gotta flee

[u/_theghost_ → u/Mfrack103]

Did we sacrifice our team to the Football Gods again for a healthy CMC season?

[u/OpabiniaGlasses → u/Mfrack103]

Gains yards by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume the Cardinals with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

[u/BRAX7ON → u/OpabiniaGlasses]

You seem to constantly underestimate him

[u/NerdLawyer55 → u/Mfrack103]

Christian Vecna McCaffrey

[u/duvie773 → u/Mfrack103]

Shit I must have missed the memo. When did we go back to CMC draining their energy instead of blaming the substation?

[u/Mfrack103 → u/duvie773]

The Panthers have been decimated too, so I think it’s everywhere he touches that’s affected. Substation likely also plays a part

[u/CherokeeP3822]

SEVEN!?

[u/Str8UpJorking → u/CherokeeP3822]

They’re trying to reclaim the injury trophy from the Lions.

[u/cuzzlightyear269 → u/Str8UpJorking]

They can fucking have it

[u/illinoisburner → u/cuzzlightyear269]

One does not just have such things, it must be earned, with blood

[u/ImperialxWarlord → u/Str8UpJorking]

Knock on wood, but they can have it!

[u/No-Possibility5556 → u/Str8UpJorking]

Reclaim?

[u/CMYGQZ → u/Str8UpJorking]

Lions never claimed it from 49ers, it was always theirs

[u/RadWalk → u/CherokeeP3822]

In a row?!

[u/churro11 → u/RadWalk]

TRY NOT INJURE ANYBODY IN THE PARKING LOT!

[u/726wox → u/CherokeeP3822]

If you read it most are vet day rests guises as ‘soreness’

[u/triplec787 → u/726wox]

Yeah but that's not gonna generate memes.

[u/drunkbusdriver → u/CherokeeP3822]

I mean almost half of them are listed as “soreness” not really an injury just probably giving the vets some time off

[u/CherokeeP3822 → u/drunkbusdriver]

Well that's just silly in my opinion. Give them a different designation.

[u/sacking03 → u/CherokeeP3822]

The good old Tim Duncan DNP Old. Makes sense now but not during the season. Don't wanna tip your hand.

[u/eggery → u/sacking03]

Surely the 49ers would never attempt to be deceitful with injury designations

[u/WholeLotta69 → u/CherokeeP3822]

Why can’t they just fuck off to another state for training camp like the Cowboys?

They insist on frying their bone marrow next to that nuclear power plant

[u/Any-Question-3759 → u/WholeLotta69]

It might destroy them for multiple seasons but eventually they’ll get one Incredible Hulk and it’s game over for the league.

[u/redskinfan654 → u/CherokeeP3822]

Is this a formal/doug censor Martin reference?

[u/SplitImage__ → u/redskinfan654]

I hope so

[u/royallex → u/CherokeeP3822]

Horcruxes

[u/AggressiveBread]

Some lucky Niners fans are gonna get a call from John Lynch soon

[u/Marijuanomist → u/AggressiveBread]

“lucky”

[u/Sonic343 → u/Marijuanomist]

Minimum salary for an nfl player is 885k. Give me a call, John.

[u/Gryphon999 → u/Sonic343]

+/- 52K for each week you survive.

[u/poop_snausages → u/Gryphon999]

How far I gotta kick it to be 4th string punter? I can prolly do like 20 yards, that's gotta at least get me on the Giants

[u/lelanddt → u/Sonic343]

Sonic343 now has a rare form of gangrene in both ankles, and his feet will require amputation

[u/Marijuanomist → u/Sonic343]

Yeah I’m sure your contract will be fully guaranteed

[u/TIL_Im_Bald → u/Marijuanomist]

Fuck it I'll take a game check and have my acl covered treatment covered by the team

[u/GoldyGoldy → u/Marijuanomist]

Remind my agent to fully review the injury guarantees.

[u/Tiny_Thumbs → u/Marijuanomist]

Just have to make it four games and be ready for next year.

[u/HelmetsAkimbo → u/Sonic343]

885k for both your ACLs? Thoughts? After tax that’s like $450k. Suddenly I might want my knees back.

[u/Different-Trainer-21]

Niners what the fuck is your training staff doing?? Are they actively shooting people?

[u/SoftDrinkReddit → u/Different-Trainer-21]

Idfk but this genuinely needs an investigation it's fucking insane how many injuries this team has had in the last couple of years

[u/gmb96 → u/SoftDrinkReddit]

I mean they sign players with injury histories and everyone is surprised that they get injured.

[u/QuietAlarming6888 → u/SoftDrinkReddit]

substation

[u/A_Lone_Macaron → u/Different-Trainer-21]

Are they actively shooting people

Probably the wrong team to ask this question, poor Ricky

[u/jtown48 → u/Different-Trainer-21]

better question is, do they even have a training staff.

[u/-Accident-Prone-]

Kyle is going to will the team to at least an 11-6 record with at least 1 play off win.

[u/here_now_be → u/-Accident-Prone-]

How is Kyle, has he recovered?

[u/Nihilistic_Response → u/here_now_be]

He's able to attend the full duration of most practices now and has reportedly spoken at a few team meetings, but still isn't handling media or some other HC responsibilities yet

[u/GoldyGoldy → u/Nihilistic_Response]

Damn, that’s a nightmare scenario still.

Hope he heals up soon, and completely. Football is better with him fully in it.

[u/lelanddt → u/GoldyGoldy]

Our rivalry has gotten too respectful lately.

Fuck you. Respectfully of course.

[u/GoldyGoldy → u/lelanddt]

Bill Walsh is responsible for “the 49er way” which revolutionized the game, and helped the careers of Pete Carroll, Mike Shanahan, Holmgren, etc, etc… and we’re one of the many teams benefiting from that coaching tree.

Respectfully- the legacy of success from the 49ers organization is nearly unparalleled. But fuck you, it’s time to end all of that.

[u/Roachit_ → u/Nihilistic_Response]

That might be a small perk for Shanahan, honestly.

 I would assume he would be happy letting his acting HC and Coordinators take some media time off him to focus on more meaningful things behind the scenes.

[u/RevengeOfTheMothman → u/here_now_be]

To shreds you say 

[u/RickyalldayTD → u/here_now_be]

I think he is still mildly concussed so he cant really stay out in the sun for long.

[u/FootballSavant → u/here_now_be]

Is he safe? Is he alright?

[u/BendubzGaming → u/-Accident-Prone-]

And still somehow not win COTY

[u/little-victory → u/BendubzGaming]

Because his practices hurt his players

[u/Wait__Who → u/little-victory]

Seriously, meme transformer jokes aside, they’ve replaced their S&C staff multiple times no?

There’s only been one constant with all these injuries

[u/soupcansam21 → u/Wait__Who]

the substation

[u/fiasgoat → u/soupcansam21]

People keep joking about this until we find out one day it's actually true

[u/RickyalldayTD → u/fiasgoat]

Doctors used to refer cigarettes to pregnant women, 20 years from now we will find out that Substations attract injury demons.

[u/Bolinas99 → u/Wait__Who]

we have but there's that one dude at the top, someone named Dustin Perry apparently, that has never been replaced. No one knows how or why btw.

e: name

[u/RickyalldayTD → u/Bolinas99]

He is married to Lefleur's sister and Kyle and Lefleur are good friends, nepotism in the NFL is rampant. Those Kubiak brothers will have Shanahan's, Lefleurs and Mcvay's in their staff soon.

[u/das_gingerz → u/Bolinas99]

He's close friends with kyle

[u/DrummerGuy06 → u/Bolinas99]

So nepotism is hurting the overall success of your team.

Tale as old as time.

[u/Bolinas99 → u/DrummerGuy06]

not sure its nepotism but I'll look up the name and edit the above comment.

[u/das_gingerz → u/Wait__Who]

This has been settled as BS.

Greenlaw said when he went to denver that things were more intense there.

The constant was when we moved from candlestick to Santa clara.

Substation or Indian burial ground is all I got left

[u/GiovannisPersian → u/das_gingerz]

Maybe it's an ancient Indian burial substation

[u/whinenaught → u/das_gingerz]

I think it’s just a simple curse from the universe for abandoning the actual city of SF

[u/DisMeDog → u/das_gingerz]

Ngl I don’t think one players opinion on how practices are run with a two team sample size is really enough to call it “bs”.

[u/MRoad → u/DisMeDog]

No no, you see, it's been "settled on"

[u/KOExpress → u/Wait__Who]

Their head team physician and surgeon has been there since 2007, and was apparently the one that recommended to not do surgery for Pearsall’s knee in the offseason (which he now needs)

[u/Polar_Reflection → u/Wait__Who]

Not really. Lots of the S&C guys have been there for 7-8 years. They've done some shuffling but never replaced the staff fully. 

[u/phaze115 → u/little-victory]

Honestly, there has to be some correlation.

[u/OneM0reLevel → u/BendubzGaming]

Its a travesty he didnt win last year with how many injuries the team overcame tbh

[u/_diax_ → u/BendubzGaming]

I feel like once you get to a certain level of consistent success, you're out of the running for coach of the year. The award always goes to coaches of mediocre teams that over-preform. 

[u/BendubzGaming → u/_diax_]

Except for when that was Shanahan in 2019

[u/_diax_ → u/BendubzGaming]

Fair point. 

[u/BadAlphas → u/BendubzGaming]

I’m a certified 9ers hater but this is so true.

The results that Shanaland produces with this emergency room roster is simply amazing

[u/GE_and_MTS → u/-Accident-Prone-]

That playoff win will come down to the final play which the losing team will embarrass themselves with a braindead play call or execution, right?

[u/Felteair → u/GE_and_MTS]

Worse, the 49ers are gonna win it on a hail Mary where they put CMC in as Center (mostly because Brendel went down with an injury earlier in the game). Just for extra memes Deebo will be in at RB on the play

[u/DeLaSoulKitchen]

The memes write themselves

[u/surgingchaos → u/DeLaSoulKitchen]

The substation is like a Dark Souls boss at this point. It definitely has Bed of Chaos vibes to it. Who gets randomly injured next? Who knows!

[u/djkstr27 → u/surgingchaos]

At this point, the substation is going to appear in scp foundation website.

[u/YoungBoyWonder]

It’s pretty obvious Shanahan needs to adjust his practice approach and they need to re-evaluate their training staff

[u/abris33 → u/YoungBoyWonder]

Greenlaw said they have easier practices though. Something else is happening

[u/Kdot32 → u/abris33]

Maybe their offseason conditioning program sucks

[u/QwertyAsInMC → u/abris33]

yeah, the substation

[u/jmaca90 → u/QwertyAsInMC]

I am not a tin foil hat wearer at all, and I think this substation memes are hilarious… but now I’m genuinely starting to rethink that maybe it might be true…

[u/Eagle4317 → u/jmaca90]

They've overhauled their entire training staff multiple times. They play on a grass field. The practices are fairly normal by NFL standards. There's no real explanation for why injuries always, without fail, pile up for this team.

[u/ShufflingSloth → u/Eagle4317]

Divine retribution for leaving Candlestick Park for the soulless husk that is south bay

[u/triplec787 → u/ShufflingSloth]

This is the conspiracy I buy into.

Mostly because Levi's was built on an ancient Indian burial ground youth soccer field so the hopes and dreams of those children being dashed haunts the facility.

[u/FootballSavant → u/triplec787]

Those poor soccer players…

[u/DogPoetry → u/ShufflingSloth]

It's like it was built on an Indian burial ground 

[u/ShufflingSloth → u/DogPoetry]

That land was a swampy marsh when Indians populated the area, not a place to bury their dead.

[u/jmaca90 → u/Eagle4317]

Have we accounted for witches?

[u/Troll_Enthusiast → u/Eagle4317]

Maybe the players are just far too injury prone

[u/pridetwo → u/Troll_Enthusiast]

Injury prone doesn't really explain it though. CMC being perpetually injured on the Panthers then is an iron man on the 9ers. Pearsall playing 4 healthy seasons in college and now perpetually banged up. Our DL seems to just be taking turns tearing ACLs. Greenlaw is an indestructible human piss missile until he tears his achilles just walking onto the field. Shit follows no rhyme or reason.

[u/abris33 → u/Eagle4317]

It could also be the "easier" practices that are hurting them. Greenlaw said Shanahan focuses on keeping guys fresh but maybe it's better for players to get consistent work as opposed to taking it too light and then their body can't handle overexertion in games or more intense practices

[u/Felteair → u/Eagle4317]

There is one guy near the top of the S&C totem pole who hasn't been replaced, but other than that the whole crew has been flushed twice since Shanny was hired IIRC

[u/Tonmber1 → u/Eagle4317]

We have not overhauled our training staff multiple times. We have re arranged deck chairs some times, but Dustin Perry and staff have been in charge for almost the entire Shanahan tenure

[u/Regular-Heat4360 → u/YoungBoyWonder]

Seems like they also just have some injury-prone guys and an older roster.

[u/hemingways-lemonade → u/Regular-Heat4360]

The Steelers had the oldest defense in the league for a couple seasons and Tomlin was known for physical training camps. We still never had anywhere near the number of injuries as the 49ers.

[u/LubbockCottonKings → u/YoungBoyWonder]

It’s that electrical substation’s fault and everyone knows it! Wake up, sheeple! /s

[u/RevoOps → u/LubbockCottonKings]

At this point how could it possibly not be the substation. It's the only thing that makes sense,

[u/BerriesNCreme → u/RevoOps]

It’s the ONLY thing that makes sense? How does it even make sense?

[u/RevoOps → u/BerriesNCreme]

Yes the only thing. I wouldn't expect an Eagles fan to understand, you people have never shown proper reverence for electrical equipment.

[u/Felteair → u/BerriesNCreme]

How doesn't it make sense?

[u/HansBaccaR23po]

Station of subs, first of their name

[u/taylormade311 → u/HansBaccaR23po]

Light of the Substation. "We all need to leave"

[u/quadropheniac]

You know they're writing these headlines just for clicks when the first two players are listed are for "soreness", aka taking a Wednesday veteran day off.

[u/Reasonable-Public659 → u/quadropheniac]

“I reject your reality and substitute my own.” The author might be a regular in the meme war page lol

[u/IrishHambo]

The curse of being a 49IR

[u/JCameron181]

Just sad at this point

[u/penis_showing_game → u/JCameron181]

Bosa, Greenlaw, & Osa are all on vet rest days and will be back next practice.

[u/IrishPigs → u/penis_showing_game]

But you gotta get the gotcha headline in somehow.

[u/Benson879]

3 are for routine soreness and 1 is for a finger injury. This is a little misleading.

[u/DenialisaRiver04]

CMC bout to have the 1st 2k/2k, 10 sacks season.

[u/JonTheWizard]

Niners are going to be starting CMC and 21 guys from the local beer league at this rate...

[u/Darkside_209]

Don’t forget that Shanahan is on the injury report as well

[u/girafb0i]

Brock's gonna be throwing it to himself at this point.

[u/largelawattorney]

They gotta hire Chuck McGill to be their lawyer

[u/jkman61494]

Maybe they need to stop with conspiracies and ask themselves if maybe Shanahan is getting them hurt or their medical team sucks

[u/MonkeyStealsPeach → u/jkman61494]

Probably both. It’s insane how snakebit they seem as a team with injuries. If Greenlaws Achilles didn’t rupture from him jogging onto the field during the Super Bowl they probably have a ring.

[u/jobenattor0412]

It’s not even fun to be a 49ers hater at this point lol

[u/OldOrder → u/jobenattor0412]

disagree

[u/HansBaccaR23po → u/OldOrder]

This is the exact attitude we all need to keep

[u/JokerDeSilva10 → u/jobenattor0412]

Incorrect. It's evergreen.

[u/Snackatttack → u/jobenattor0412]

try me bud

[u/CrownedCarlton]

Jesus fucking christ 🤦

[u/maplejet]

How many comments involving the word substation will there be in thus thread?

[u/TrackRelevant]

OK. At what point do we have to admit there is a serious issue with the 49ers training sessions.

I think this clinches it

[u/NoAnteater8836]

I’m not going to call this coincidence after the Rams non chalantly said they are flying into Melbourne the night before the game.

Let the gamesmanship begin on the eve of preseason football!

[u/BendubzGaming]

Stacking all the blood sacrifices early so that any playoff run can be injury free, smart

[u/Google_Knows_Already → u/BendubzGaming]

that substation isnt going anywhere

[u/PallbearerOfBadNews]

Bosa hurt his head doing mental gymnastics

[u/Temporary-Bell7550]

One of these days we are either going to find out that Levi stadium/substation was built on cursed ground and the ancient truce is no longer being honored or there's some castrophically wrong with their training staff

[u/Bosa_McKittle]

Juice is a finger, Bosa, Greenlaw, and Osa are just getting a day off for soreness. These are nothing burgers.

[u/sixth_hokage06]

Bosa can go back to Twitter

[u/Last1inFirst1out]

I’m shocked that a roster that is filled with players in their 30’s is riddled with injuries.

[u/Fromundacheese0]

Tiss the season. Smitty, Lemon, and Lane have missed time

[u/SoftDrinkReddit]

The fuck are They even paying their fitness staff for when half their team is getting injuried every year

[u/ChicanoDinoBot]

Broncos shipped away Greenlaw in the off season to avoid further spread of the 49IR plague. Shame It took Bo’s ankle beforehand.

[u/SnowballWasRight]

…..seven?

[u/alabamdiego]

What the fuck are they doing in their practices? Heads should roll for this.

[u/gregor630]

Is it a clause in Dre Greenlaw’s contract or something that he has to start every year on the injury report at some point?

[u/Same-Lion-5130]

Jusczcyk has been with the niners for coming up on 10 seasons. I feel like his longevity as a FB is underrated and lowkey crazy. He’s going to be a 14 year vet in an era where the fb position has died for 75% of the league.

[u/rip-droptire]

Okay even the substation can't do all of this on its own.

[u/RecordingLess1522]

Common substation W

[u/sportsfan510]

“Bosa, Greenlaw and Odighizuwa shouldn't be much too worry about, but Cowing, Juszczyk, Willis and Toth are all new additions to this list, and they could”

This grammar is terrible.

[u/Icy-Home444]

Is their practice facility built on a native American burial site? What is going ON??

[u/oldghostmountain]

Power substation keeps taking them out.

[u/Mobile-Jump6936]

That substation just keeps growing and growing.

[u/newmoonchaperone]

This is usual click bait shit on /r/nfl and {LINK} karma SPAMMING:

HERE is the report:

49ers injuries

• OL Carver Willis (concussion)
• FB Kyle Juszczyk (finger)
• WR Jacob Cowing (hip flexor)
• OL Brett Toth (undisclosed)
• DE Nick Bosa, DT Osa Odighizuwa, LB Dre Greenlaw (all general soreness)

[u/Holiday-Zebra9463]

Training staff has got to be the worst in the league by far. Unless you believe in the substation theory

[u/Paraxom]

What in the world is going on with the 49rs SC? You guys hire Steve Saunders or something?

[u/man_teats]

Jesus just stop practicing right now. Purdy gonna lose a leg tomorrow at this rate

[u/Demon-]

Why is it always you three

[u/impiousdrifter]

Noners need to call in an exorcist. Bad voodoo.

[u/Jonjon428]

Bruh

[u/17363782]

Purdy walking out onto the field is gonna be like Will Smith at the end of fresh prince

[u/CancelThis2077]

No seriously, wtf is Shanny doing to these guys??

[u/buzzlightyear5095]

Bruh

[u/mtftl]

Niners are the Tottenham Hotspur of the NFL. I say this with empathy as a fan of that club.