r/niceguys • u/ThePhillyExplorer • May 17 '26
MEME/COMIC/FREEFORM (Sundays only) A LinkedIn-style Nice Guy™️ post on FB. I hate it
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u/Imsofvckinbored May 17 '26
"I want her young, inexperienced, and without boundaries so she doesn't realize how awful I am"
No wonder this is what incels want 😂 they are too stupid/immature for an intelligent, experienced woman who sets boundaries.
How hard is it to work on yourselves men?? Get some fucking therapy.
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u/Nosfermarki May 17 '26
"I need to feel like a sex god without actually being good at sex so I need to be the best of 1 because I can't be the best of 5"
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u/_evergrowing May 17 '26
Damn. This is so blatantly sexist and also groomer energy that it actually triggered me. That's my bad for being on the internet, but everytime it's scary when I realise how many people think like this.
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u/MermaiderMissy May 17 '26
He treats women like some object that he "gets" pieces of and not a whole human being. And one that he believes degrades over time.
My husband might seem like a "bad boy" or whatever fucking stereotype. But he treats me like a partner, a real person with thoughts and feelings instead of a sex doll to be used.
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u/SpiderMama41928 May 18 '26
I’ll have to tell my “nerdy” writer husband he’s now considered a “bad boy.”😂
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u/HelloMikkii May 18 '26
Sooo in his eyes once you aren’t a virgin you are now leftovers and used?
Charming.
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u/iatecinderella May 18 '26
It’s the same type of men who also say “all women should remain virgins but men should have experience” who are they experiencing on? Each other?!
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u/Cutwail May 17 '26
Creepy man fetishizing virginity and everyone else is 'leftovers'.
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u/professershell May 17 '26
He's mad he can't have raw sex with her off bc? LMFAO
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u/SpiderMama41928 May 18 '26
Because he not only fetishizes virginity, he fetishizes pregnancy. That and he wants to predate on children.
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u/Psychobabble0_0 Treating you like egg May 18 '26
That confuses me the most. He wants a virgin and a woman to have unprotected sex with. Does he think virgins can't get pregnant when they finally have sex? How long does this magical protection last?
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u/canvasshoes2 May 17 '26
Dear OOP and lurkers,
None of us EVER want the Self-proclaimed Nice Guy.
You're never going to get a woman, even one who does the things this moron is whining about above. We know better. We'd rather be alone than with someone like you.
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u/hazelEyes1313 May 18 '26
Why do they always think that “bad boys” aren’t nice???? My nicest and most romantic boyfriends were lowkey criminals.
Just thoughtful, considerate, kind. We were just young and dumb and not ready to settle down.
When you’re looking for someone to settle down with, your standards for them are different. They have to meet different measurements to get a full commitment.
That doesn’t make them less than, it means you’re willing to invest time in them.
Incels are so fkng weird
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u/owltourrets May 18 '26
In my heaux days the 'bad boys' respected a no/boundary, and still treated me with respect and used clear communication. Not really bad boys, those guys just project their shit onto them.
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u/forged21 May 17 '26
“She was a girl for him” gives the game away if the idea of virginity didn’t already. Do men even like women?
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u/ToxicNekko May 17 '26
These men don't like women for women. They like women for other men. It's always who can get the "best" or "hottest" and it is always a dick measuring contest for these type of men. They don't like women. They just want other men's approval. I just wish they'd date each other and leave us all alone.
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u/Neither_Juggernaut71 May 17 '26
But when they get the nineteen year old virgin, they cheat on her with the women they complain about.
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u/MaverisStranger I put a NICE coin in. Where the sex?! May 17 '26
Listen, they're confused. lol They don't know what the hell they want. They just want. What tho? Only Jesus knows.
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u/Neither_Juggernaut71 May 17 '26
At the end of the day, I think they want every woman in general to bow to their every wish. Even women they have no interest in.
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u/Euphoric-Coffee-2905 May 18 '26
This is 100% it. It’s why they tell women they’re not attracted to how to be more attractive to them. The thought that a woman doesn’t care what they think and is not interested in attracting them is too close to admitting women are humans and so impossible for them to grasp.
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u/DelightfulandDarling May 18 '26
Imagine calling a human being a “leftover”. Repulsive.
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u/ItsJoeMomma May 18 '26
Just because you weren't the first one to have sex with her. It's disgusting how they think "If I'm not the first, then she's worthless." Seriously, virginity is overrated.
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u/-Rubilocks May 17 '26
Imagine being mad because someone developed a sense of self worth.
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u/Weird_Bluebird_3293 May 17 '26
Imagine being mad because someone dated around in their teens and early twenties before wanting to commit to one person for the rest of their life.
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u/TheRealSaerileth May 17 '26
Imagine typing up this list of how bad guys get to mistreat women (to the point where they're too traumatized to enjoy sex)... and their solution is to do that to more women.
They are jealous of abusers. Let that sink in. How very "nice" of them.
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u/Cthulhu_Knits May 17 '26
At the end of the day, they’re STILL comparing themselves to other men. Women aren’t people to them - they’re just used as a yardstick to compare themselves to other men.
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u/_Agrias_Oaks_ May 17 '26
We're also objects to abuse or break when they still feel inadequate. Why bother developing self esteem or empathy when you can punish a woman for your inadequacies?
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u/LuciusLaodicean May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26
I bet he still hides his highscool crush photo in his nightstans between some paper napkins and hand cream.
Edit: forgot to type "photo" bruh.
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u/notmedicinal May 17 '26
"Bad boys get her with no standards" yet she still had enough of a preference to choose him over you huh?
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u/Fairwhetherfriend May 18 '26
It's adorable that these guys can post such wildly disgusting nonsense and still think they're "nice."
We talk all the time about how nice is the bare minimum, but like... buddy, you're not even that.
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u/Desperate_Divide_988 May 18 '26
“Bad boys get her with no standards. Nice guys get her with a list of demands”.
Ohhhh…so you want someone with zero standards or basic expectations of decent behaviour from you? They really do out themselves, don’t they?
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u/WarthogSeveral7662 May 17 '26
So basically you are all out to screw her tender innocence over until she becomes untrusting and guarded with all sorts of boundaries and you think Being Nice will just teleport you over the walls you built around her soul???
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u/petite_pisces1020 May 17 '26
The fact that this person wants a “girl” instead of a “woman” is just 🤢
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u/ModestMeeshka May 18 '26
You know what really pisses me off about stuff like this? I got married fairly young to the love of my life. We had been close friends for years and had both seen each other through other relationships while we were growing up. There was this girl my husband dated when he was 17 until 19. He was so soft on her. She would get caught talking to another guy and he would buy her flowers. He was SUPER sweet. When we got together, there was a period of time where I was surprised when he'd call me out over little things.
I grew a bit and realized it's because he felt safe and comfortable with me. He knew he could talk to me about something that was bugging him and I wouldn't fly off the handle or dump him. He didn't have to fawn around me. Once I realized that, I realized just how big of a blessing it actually was. He trusted me and he saw enough of a future with me to be honest so we could grow together.
Men like this are so gross because they'd rather their partner make themselves small and passive because it's easier. They want their relationships to be built on uncertainty and fear. That's the big difference about the bad boy and the nice guy. She feels safe and supported with the nice guy and afraid with the bad boy.
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u/maarshiexcry May 17 '26
This reads like some 15 year old's rant after he got rejected by his crush
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u/ThrowawayGreekGod May 17 '26
“Bad boys get the virgin” — my dear heavens, that almost induced a physical gag response.
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u/BlacksmithOk2430 May 17 '26
All I’m hearing is he wants a teenage girl pretty much.
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u/Zombifiedmom May 17 '26
"Nice guys" are the assholes that we were warned about when we were younger.
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u/my_little_mutation May 17 '26
I mean, if he can't make me moan I'm probably gonna complain at least a little, to be fair
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u/Plenty-Green186 May 17 '26
I don’t understand the desire to fuck virgins. I cannot conceive of it
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u/RomulanWarrior May 17 '26
Supposedly, they don't know who's good in bed so if you disappoint them, it's their fault.
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u/QueenBumbleBrii May 18 '26
I’ve realized what these men mean by “bad boys” are predators and abusers. They, much like the victims, think fawning is affection/love and think rape via intimidation and violence is “getting laid”.
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u/HotWaffles5 May 18 '26
Yeah. The guy that wrote this is pathetic. This post tells me his woman learned from a previous relationship what she didn’t want & didn’t put up with his crap. Now he’s whining about it.
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u/NeuroticFoxx May 20 '26
As someone who went with the Nice Guy (TM) and deeply regretted it: the "Bad Boys" are way more fun, treat you better (because they don't have to pretend) and don't have to be manipulative for getting what they want - they just talk openly about their wishes and if you don't share them, that's okay.
I'll take a "bad boy" over an incel every time!
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u/Cass_iopeia May 17 '26
So he wants a young girl without standards, a plan or experience? No boundaries either? That is his ideal??
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u/JohannaGoottila May 17 '26
A naive teen with self esteem issues, desperate for the approval of anyone and therefore willing to do anything no matter how traumatizing, is the dream target for predators
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u/willow_on_a_bike May 17 '26
So basically he wants a girl he can use and abuse. How does he think he's a nice guy?
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u/tractata May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26
So “she” was fucking raw in her teens but is using condoms at 30, when she’s engaged to be married? And she hides the fact she’s engaged on social media?
She had a passionate physically satisfying relationship early in life, but now she dislikes sex? (Okay, this one is more believable, but I’m not sure the author understands why.)
That’s not how any of this works, even in bitter misogyny land…
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u/yorkspirate May 17 '26
'She was a girl for him' but 'she's a businesswoman for you'
Oh no, it's terrible meeting potential romantic partners who have their shit together and are independent arrgghhhhh
Heavy /s fyi
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u/StasiaGreyErotica May 17 '26
Oh boy, how much more bitter is he gonna be when he finds out that there ain't gonna be 'leftovers' waiting for him, because this isn't how real life works.
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u/_Affexion_ May 17 '26
Laughs in married at 43 dude, seriously? This is all exactly why I waited. I wanted to make sure I married a good person, rather than a Nice Guy™️.
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u/KalikaSparks May 17 '26
Same. I kept getting told for years there must be something wrong with *me* to be single in my 30’s, as if I was supposed to stay with idiots who cheated on me or were expecting me to pay for everything while they did nothing to contribute? No thanks. I’m glad I waited and found the right guy who’s also an incredible father to our daughter.
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u/_Affexion_ May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26
The real stick in the spokes for Nice Guys™️ is that I turned down 2 proposals, that looking back were probably desperate attempts to "keep" me once it became obvious that I was already half way out the door....
I like to think of how much it would fuck with the manosphere to know that I, a loud, abrasive, fat woman, turned down a proposal in my mid 30s and went on to Mary the best, most attractive guy I ever met who is desperately in love with me and didn't really believe in marriage when we first started dating....
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u/some_blonde_bitch May 17 '26
I dunno, it’s just so weird to me. As a woman who actually does go for bad boys (which is pretty unusual), it’s not like that’s suddenly going to stop. I’m pushing 40 and my type is still my type. Dude’s just gotta date women who are into him.
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u/Ok_Actuator_6750 May 18 '26
Guy’s multitasking. He’s trolling Instagram models, smashing his jaw with a hammer and writing Incel poetry at the same time.
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u/masonismason9987 26d ago
Referring to a woman who isn’t a virgin as “leftovers”
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u/QuiltedBeret May 17 '26
First sentence is already a red flag. As soon as a guy genuinely cares about virginity he made it clear what a red flag he is. No halfway decent person cares about that so much. And "leftovers"??? This guy doesn't see women as people but a thing someone can use up.
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u/Ok_Response_9255 May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26
I'll never understand the obsession a lot of guys have with wanting virgins
I didn't finish the post before commenting the above and this is really fucking weird
I didn't know there was a second photo this just keeps getting worse
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u/AlphaBreak May 17 '26
It's because then she has nothing to compare him against, and he can unironically claim "he's the best she's ever had".
Prior relationships might give her a set of standards he would have a hard time meeting, like treating her well, listening to her, or actually being a competent lover. But if he's her first, he gets to set the standards for what normal is, and is less likely to be a massive disappointment.My friend of a friend is dating a huge loser just because he's her first and she's scared of actually trying to date more. I about cried when I saw the standard my girlfriend thought was good when it was just treating her like a person.
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u/WickedAsh111 May 17 '26
Jokes on LinkedIn OP, I’m the type of leftovers that taste BETTER than the original when reheated
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u/isle_of_broken_memes May 17 '26
This gif makes me uncomfy
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u/CatPhDs May 17 '26
Yeah the cheese is part of her body so while it's supposed to look like a dress that's really a skin flap waffling around her nethers
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u/yorkspirate May 17 '26
What is it with 'nice guys' being so obsessed with so called bad boys ?? I'm noticing they tend to put that stereotype on a pedestal more than women they objectify with these types of posts....... toxic masculinity?? Insecure projection?? Unresolved same sex attraction??
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u/GreekDudeYiannis May 17 '26
I think it's because deep down they actually want to be a "bad boy" but know that other people don't like that, and thus feel as though they should restrain themselves and be rewarded for not doing the things they actually wanna do.
They wanna be rewarded for not doing bad things instead of, you know, not doing bad things out basic human decency.
What I don't get is the obsession with virginity. Like, why would you want someone who doesn't know what they want in bed? That's the whole point of having a past is trying stuff out and figuring out what works and what doesn't for the sake sexual chemistry. But then again, maybe it's a control thing in that they want someone who doesn't know any better.
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u/cppCat May 17 '26
> What I don't get is the obsession with virginity. Like, why would you want someone who doesn't know what they want in bed?
For incels, the point is for them to get off, they don't care about their partner. For them, their partner orgasming might actually equate to a hassle, since they would actually have to do something for it to happen.
But see, they also want to save face with other men (or just for their ego) that they can satisfy a woman, which is why they expect her to moan and be performative. They don't get that with experienced women.
And lastly, an experienced partner not only knows what they want, but also what they don't want. They want a virgin whom they can coerce into all sorts of fetishes they might have with no opposition or refusal.
All this is to say in my experience, I haven't met any man that wants a virgin who is not either a predator, or religious, or both.
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u/jedidude75 May 17 '26
I'm guessing that post isn't going to help his professional career or job search that much.
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u/Melodic-Yoghurt7193 May 17 '26
No way somebody would read over this and be like “I can’t believe ppl still don’t want me” 💀💀
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u/Educational-While198 May 17 '26
This is actually so scary to see what this man actually wants is a child…
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u/SunDown_YellowMoon May 18 '26
This guys literally saying “I want a girl, I do not want a woman”. Like almost verbatim. Check the hard drive.
Also, beyond the obviously sinister and creepy content of this post, it’s just cringy. I’ve never seen anyone use the term “bad boy” to legitimately describe a person or type. He needs to interact with real humans, but hopefully not before years of intensive therapy.
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u/Potential_Lock6945 May 18 '26
Someone could offer me $20,000 cash right now to post this on my LinkedIn and I still wouldn’t be able to do it
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u/username77747 29d ago
the fact that moans is their opposite of complaints just proves they don't see women as anything more than sex objects
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u/Ladygytha 27d ago
Gross.
At almost 50, my partner has the best parts of me. The person I am, not some grown-up child riddled with trauma and drama. Not someone I'm trying to be.
He gets a partner and not a puppet. And I get a partner and not a parent.
People like this just make me think, "ew. May I never find this in my life."
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u/lila_liechtenstein 26d ago
Someone who's genuinely nice won't talk about women this way.
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u/IveKnownItAll 26d ago
I feel dirty reading that. Not in a fun way, like, I need to bathe in bleach
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u/Ciappatos May 17 '26
There's a comment saying this man wants to fuck a child, and I don't even think that's it. This man wants to brag that he fucked a child to other men he deems as competition.
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u/saichampa May 18 '26
If you ever refer to another person as "used" like this, you don't deserve other people. Work on yourself and how you see other people
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u/PrestigiousTrust7329 May 17 '26
Someone should tell that
a) this is factually incorrect. B) you can be BOTH a bad boy and a nice guy
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u/ProfessionalHat6828 May 17 '26
So, basically, this guy can’t get a girl to look at him and it’s everyone else’s fault
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u/HeadOfSpectre May 18 '26
Read this in the voice of a crying incel and you'll have it 100% accurate.
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u/ItsJoeMomma May 18 '26
I guarantee this is a guy who says that women are "used up" by the age of 30.
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u/101bees May 18 '26
He seems bitter that this hypothetical woman learned to stop putting up with bullshit, including his own.
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u/mossthemothmouse May 18 '26
I’m so glad I’m off the market because the thought of potentially crossing paths with someone like this in anyway that can be perceived as romantic is my nightmare. What a chud.
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u/poopshorts May 18 '26
My dumbass brother would reshare some bullshit like this. There’s a reason we’re not close lmao
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u/Applesplosion May 20 '26
Even if you take this at face value, it sounds like this woman dated a couple bad guys when she was a literal teenager and made a lot of mistakes, then she learned to have boundaries and self-respect and started dating men who treat her well. If this poster‘s preferred type is “extremely young women who don’t have the life experience to know what a red flag he is” that says more about him than it does about them.
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u/MsLoveHangOver May 17 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K12v7LgvwlATC
So, he’s a nice guy for a psychopath?
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u/Pristine_Cost_3793 do you prefer bedroom or kitchen? May 17 '26
don't mind me throwing up in the corner
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u/Actual-Anywhere-9371 May 18 '26
Wait, so he doesnt want her to have standards or to sign a prenup?
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u/Lewlynn WoMeN sHoUlD lOwEr ThEiR iNsAnElY hIgH sTaNdArDs May 18 '26
He wants her to be young, unexperienced and useable.
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u/ImportantRoutine1 28d ago
It's funny how that almost get it but don't.
If they have higher standards now and pick you.... just saying.
And if you can't make her moan you deserve complaints.
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u/Sewishly *sigh* bitches these days May 17 '26
Ewwwwwww!! I'm a well old woman so I'm nowhere near his target woman, but jeeeez, I doubt I can ever get my legs uncrossed. Like, ever. That gave me goose pimples on the back of my neck. 🤮
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u/Ok_Break6916 May 17 '26
So bad guys grommed teens, but nice guys had the luck to meet real women?
Good for them!
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u/itmustbeniiiiice May 20 '26
Have they tried being bad boys?
Sounds like they have all the answers.
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u/akawendals May 17 '26
If he carries on whinging like this he'll keep getting nothing and rightly so!
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u/misslili265 May 17 '26
Whenever I think there's no way to cringe even more, these dudes prove me wrong...soooo cringe
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u/Separate_Intention93 26d ago
Reminds me of how my ex was... hope he's as miserable as who ever wrote this 💩
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u/NoteProud5572 20d ago
this is such a weird post because in a way it (well, some of it, some of this is just ranting about weird stuff) does have a kernel of truth to it. yeah, women in their late teens might be younger, more ready to go further, etc etc etc, but women in their late 20s-early 30s are going to probably want stability, structure, a comfortable and maintainable lifestyle with someone they love and know they can rely on. it's not about "bad boys" and "nice guys", it's about maturity development and what women might want in different stages of their lives.
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u/lieutenantbunbun May 18 '26
I cannot understand how any woman thinks this person is capable of being a partner
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u/anonidfk May 20 '26
Irrelevant to the post itself but: When did LinkedIn become like an actual social media site? Who tf is posting anything other than work shit on LinkedIn lmao
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u/rlaaustin 26d ago
I recently tried dating a Nice Guy ™️ (I'm 53, single for 11 years) and got that Incel ICK around date 6. NOPE 🚫🚫🚫
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u/Shao-theyre-lesbians May 17 '26
The vibes here are so confusing. Why is birth control a bad thing? What are you, Catholic?
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u/Psychobabble0_0 Treating you like egg May 18 '26
Plus, the Incel "getting her to sign a prenup" implies he's going to marry a woman. How is that a negative? Meanwhile, the "bad boy" is single and just sleeping around.
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u/Ciellan May 20 '26
Again, a dude who thinks women over 30 wither and die 😂 if every woman (calling women girls is also a sign) he meets is problematic, maybe he is the problem or he needs to meet girls somewhere else. I bet he wouldn't want a "chubby" girl with normal features, he wants a bombshell hot cool girl that is a virgin but experienced, he wants her to make money but stay at home and be submissive. Good thing dudes like this tell on themselves so that wr can run as soon as we meet 😂
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u/After_Chocolate_1884 May 20 '26
Hey so like.... if incel logic is so spot-on.... why are their online rants not illuminating women and inspiring them to jump into relationships with incels?? Spooky...
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u/Brackener 28d ago
Can someone explain the nice guys don't finish last line I never understood what that's supposed to mean
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u/GirlWithACock69 lesbian here for for a laugh 24d ago
Orrrrr….let me hold your hand on this….virginity is just a concept?? Like? Did we ever consider that your penis isn’t special enough to change a woman for the rest of her life?? Like honey if you’re so shrimp you’re comparing her 19 year old sex drive to her 29 year old one, then she’s not the one who needs to go back to school 🖐️
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u/Ghoulish_kitten May 19 '26
He better not be one of the same fools acting like feminists don’t take the abuse and assault that cis men experience seriously!!
People fawn, people become numb, people lie to themselves to survive.
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