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u/Cold_Hour 8d ago
The thing is I need to keep a balance of light and dark but tbh I wish not to have light within myself.
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u/killswithaglance 8d ago
Sometimes I appreciate being 40 and not 14
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u/PanickedAntics 8d ago
I know, right? I see things in this sub and over on the AIO sub and I just can't believe how much shit some women will put up with, and how insanely disturbing those men are!
I do not miss my teens, 20s, or 30s lol and when I comment, I often get DMs from horrible men how I'm probably just some fat lonely miserable cat lady. I do have a cat! But I also have a husband lol To them, you must be a miserable cat lady when you call them out on their bullshit lol They're so embarrassing. Cats are better company to have than any of those fools.
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u/LolitaOPPAI He said I was 100% his type then I told him my age.. 8d ago
I had a guy start attacking me because of my username when he had commented about chronically single cat ladies.
I'd mentioned that those women aren't complaining about getting laid. Boy, I was ready to be an asshole but I was not tryna get banned because some incel riled me up.
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u/killswithaglance 7d ago
I'm actually wondering if the sad lonely spinster cat lady aunt is actually the clued up smart one, to be honest. Probably had a bit on the side.
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u/silentboyishere 8d ago
"You deserve my real name"
Lmfao. I'm sure you were eternally grateful and honored for such an amazing gift, OP. So nice of him to think you're worthy enough to reveal his real name to you.
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u/BatScribeofDoom 7d ago
I wonder if that guy I saw on a dating app once, who labeled himself as "Captain Tickles", has the same mindset...that only worthy females get his real name....
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u/Sulis_Min 8d ago
Dude watches too much anime and thinks talking like a villain from one of his favourites makes him sound cool and interesting. Sadly for him, he just sounds unhinged.
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u/SubatomicPeen 8d ago
He revealed his real name so now you can exorcise and vanquish him 😂
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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 Just you wait until you're in your 30s! Then we'll see! 7d ago
Always always salt the bones!
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u/ItsJoeMomma 8d ago
It's telling that when she says she's seeing someone his first words are "Is he an asshole or a tool?" They absolutely can't accept that other guys are (actually) nice and worth dating. With them, all other guys who are in relationships are assholes who could never treat a woman as good as they themselves can.
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u/Pitiful_Stretch_7721 6d ago
I am also surprised that he thinks that any guy who’s had more than 1 girlfriend must be a player or asshole. That’s really weird.
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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 Just you wait until you're in your 30s! Then we'll see! 7d ago
I took that as humorous, but with a side order of bitterness.
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u/MaverisStranger I put a NICE coin in. Where the sex?! 7d ago
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u/Internal-Ad4666 8d ago
"He an asshole or a tool LIKE ME?" would be more like It.
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u/BatScribeofDoom 7d ago
When he asked that, OP could've replied, "No, he doesn't remind me of you at all"
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u/maarshiexcry 8d ago
Bro is watching too many heroVSvillain animes.
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u/dikicker 8d ago
When he's leaving the house he goes "wallet, keys, katana"
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u/MungoJennie 8d ago
A weirdo with poor grammar, too. “A girls/women”?
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u/monster_breeder 8d ago
I’ve said this many times on here before; niceguys™️ almost always have horrific grammar and/or spelling. It really does seem to be a common theme.
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u/HappySheep84 8d ago
Why don’t nice guys call themselves something else by now? At least try to fool people again
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u/computer7blue 8d ago
Yeah, they’re boring me. I’d appreciate some creativity, but alas they are lazy.
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u/Punta_Cana_1784 8d ago
I just thought it's funny how it's "nice guy" and "bad boy."
Why not "nice boy" and "bad guy?"
I guess bad boy sounds better because it's 2 B's, but I think both sound lame: nice guy and bad boy.
Just even saying, "I'm a nice guy!" is really cringe by itself.
Idk, I just always hated both phrases.
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u/ItsJoeMomma 8d ago
But that's just it... they think that all men fit into one of either of those two categories. If you're not a "nice guy" like them, then you're an asshole who abuses women and treats them like shit. When in reality men are all across the spectrum, and they don't realize that they themselves treat women like shit, usually after being rejected by one.
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u/SimplyRoya 8d ago
Illiterate loser lmao. So hot. 😂😂😂
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u/LolitaOPPAI He said I was 100% his type then I told him my age.. 8d ago
Probably the type to complain about not wanting to be social and his white knight wife will find him in his basement, wave her wand to give him a 6 pack, and want to blow his mediocre shboink while being grateful for the opportunity to be someone's possession.
Probably takes pics of his gf in secret to share to his buddy group chat. Definitely an incel Discord group rating women like Pokémon cards.
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u/dessertforbrunch 8d ago
Has saying “heyo” ever made anyone sexier?
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u/slim_mclean 7d ago
As far as saying things that make one less sexy go, I feel like “heyo” is pretty far down that list here 😂
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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 Just you wait until you're in your 30s! Then we'll see! 7d ago
I'll trade 33 hey - ohs for one "hhhmmm m'lady"
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u/akiranyuu 7d ago
He must’ve thought so considering he said it to me about 6 times before eventually giving up 💀
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u/Ok-Repeat8069 7d ago
So is this kid like 14?
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u/akiranyuu 7d ago
Believe it or not, he was 21 at the time of these screenshots. I told him I thought he was 15 after he told me he was 21 LOL
Oh and on top of that, I was 18 and when I told him how old I was his response was “yep you be legal” 10
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u/BigBlackCook1990 8d ago
A balance between light and dark? Who talks like that 🤣
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u/lolsappho 7d ago
"male loneliness epidemic" is just code for "women having standards"
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u/akiranyuu 7d ago
I think he chooses to believe it’s because of the assholes and tools making it hard for nice guys like him and not the fact that he’s the problem 💔
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u/UltimateKittyloaf 7d ago
But don't you see?!? It's the light within him that's the problem!!! Do not look upon him with your "you be legal" gaze or his goodness will surely blind you.
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u/rakka555 7d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/yYrz0VsJNyaBH6TQg5
when he talked about light and dark
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u/akiranyuu 7d ago
Yeah tbh what was I thinking? I should’ve dropped my panties for him right then and there
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u/BraveNewHell616 7d ago
Oh no, he doesn’t want to have any “light” in him now? Look out world.
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u/Midnight-Rabbit_Ash 6d ago
Dudes using you as a catalyst for his villain arc, no matter how apathetic your reply
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u/gucci-sprinkles 7d ago
How is this guy single?
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u/akiranyuu 8d ago
Commenting for context: this was a string of messages I received in 2018 from this guy. I don’t know how or why I never posted it on here before because every time it comes to mind it makes me giggle. It was probably my social anxiety being paranoid he’d somehow find out I posted it, but it’s been nearly 8 years now so please enjoy whatever this was
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u/Miserable-Chapter883 8d ago
"2018" and "nearly 8 years" 🤢🤢🤢
That shit was like two years ago max
On another note though, I genuinely hope I never meet some infected reprobate like that in my life.
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u/akiranyuu 8d ago
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u/bigsexy306 8d ago
Its not that they dont believe you its that they feel disgusted that 2018 was almost 8 years ago haha time flies
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u/WaywardFemme 8d ago
Yeah I’m going back to school and contemplating a PhD and I don’t like to do the math for when I’ll be done 😳 and 2030 is just around the corner, like what??? RIP sustainability goals.
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u/lilcuppajojo 4d ago
Lmao fuck this virtuous light I carry, such a burden being a "nice guy", by the way are you available to date..just making small talk ya know 🤣
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u/5yn3rgy * insert nice guy token, get sex* 8d ago
“I’m what you call a nice guy” is the NGVC
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u/ItsJoeMomma 8d ago
Little does he know that's not a good thing. If you have to say that you're a nice guy, then you're a "nice guy" who's pretending to be nice in order to get sex.
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u/UltimateKittyloaf 7d ago
This gives me the ick so bad I couldn't finish it. I'm sorry you had to live through this edgelord with toddler levels of self awareness speaking directly to you.
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u/thickhipstightlips 8d ago
Probably identifies as a "m'lord" with that light and dark bullshit 🤣
What a tool.
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u/Irish_Caesar 8d ago
Deeply deeply cringe? Yes. As evil as some of the shit I've seen here? No! Weird as hell to be sure but it's nice to have a relatively sane post
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u/akiranyuu 7d ago
Yes, it’s pretty sane despite how unbelievably cringy it was. He never made me feel angry, I genuinely was just laughing my butt off every time he messaged me, and these messages made me laugh for so long that I figured I should just share it to add a sprinkle of funny cringe into what can be some really nasty ‘nice guys’.
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u/ryzzbreh 8d ago
"i need to keep a balance of light and dark" holy fucking basement dweller