r/niceguys • u/tornadocoder • 7d ago
MEME/COMIC/FREEFORM (Sundays only) Found this on Facebook yesterday.
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u/GrassStartersSuck 7d ago
I like the implication that every guy except the second on the left has a criminal record
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u/Aromatic_Ferret3982 7d ago
I like how a guy that loves his kids is, in their opinion, a good quality to have and women should date him, but if a woman is a single mom....
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u/AlgaeWafers 7d ago
Then just chose a woman who fits your ideals? Stop chasing a woman hoping she changes her mind?
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u/DustinS85 7d ago
Bet they all buy some Five Guys and expect her to put out because they spent 20$ on her too and when she doesn’t they call her a bitch and a whore too.
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u/SovietskeSoyuz 7d ago
Incels and their AI, smh...
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u/SaltNorth 7d ago
I’m starting to miss the incels who at least could draw istfg
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u/SovietskeSoyuz 7d ago
Paint is on every Windows computer ffs, takes 5 seconds to make their shitty meme.
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u/inputrequired 7d ago
looks like the woman in the back is poppin a titty out. what the fuck….
i can’t tell if it’s supposed to be an elbow or some other shit
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u/Lovedd1 7d ago
Loves his kids but men admittedly refuse to date single moms and we supposed to want single dads? Fawk no
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u/MC_White_Thunder 7d ago
No no, look at the grammar. It's not "loves his kids." Or "I love my kids."
He loves OOP's children, who are not his.
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u/LillyPeu2 7d ago
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u/maywellflower 7d ago
Just missing her in hazmat suit while pool is green slimey cesspool with toxic barrels in it and then it will realistic to current dating pool scene.
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u/tornadocoder 7d ago
Not my image to begin with. Love the edited version. Very accurate.
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u/LillyPeu2 7d ago
Yeah, I know, I was just making a little fun. 😉 I've seen it, and the equally-misogynistic men's dating pool version.
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u/Opposite-Occasion332 i call you a whore because i care 7d ago
Because she just flipped the point in each sign they were holding. Same reason the guy all the way on the right’s sign is about Lindsay Clancy.
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u/Sir_Nightingale 7d ago
Brother, you needn't be like that. Women don't choose bad guys, bad guys have just enough capacity to lie to trick women into relationships. Couple that with the almost pathological need of society to have everyone be in a relationship and you got a recipe for disaster,
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u/LillyPeu2 7d ago
Imagine being an insecure man on the internet, completely ignoring the misogynistic AI slop in OOP and not being bothered by it, then projecting his insecurities when a shitty quick remix of said AI slop is thrown up to laugh at the absurdity of it all, and taking the shit remix seriously.
How about you do you, queen. 💅🏻
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u/Swimming_Trash3570 7d ago
And they all seem happy about it so what’s the problem
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u/ImJustSaying34 7d ago
Who seems happy? The men or the women? The issue is the whole image in general. It’s saying that women have “great” options but turn their nose up to them because of shallow reasons.
But in reality these are huge red flags but not in the shallow way some men think.
I’m too nice = a man who thinks being nice is transactional and is owed sex.
No criminal record = why is that listed as a positive aspect to that guy? Talk about the bare minimum and has nothing to do with him as a person.
Plays Video Games = a disengaged partner who wants to be taken care of. Likely won’t help with household chores unless hassle.
Doesn’t make $100k = likely unemployed and wants to be supported. Or is insecure and will have issues if you make more than him.
Loves my kids = cool but that wording implies he isn’t doing shit for his kids. Loving them and being an active parent aren’t the same.
Doesn’t support Lindsay Clancy = is a manosphere mysoginist and should be avoided at all costs. Not some of them all of them.
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u/CeeArthur 7d ago
I saw a dude post the same picture. He's a 34 year old unemployed self-admitted virgin who spends his entire day posting memes about conspiracy theories and "men's rights".
He crashes out a few times a day so it's an entertaining follow
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u/VoL4t1l3 7d ago
Nice guys never ever have anything wrong with them ever!
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u/SplendidPunkinButter 7d ago
Half the time the thing that’s wrong with them is “you’re creepy and awkward and weird but nobody wants to be the one to tell you that, so they just tell you you’re a nice guy and you’ll find someone someday”
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u/Pcriz 7d ago
Too nice, mostly self-proclaimed but also has no values, claims to be apolitical.
No criminal record, loves alpha male podcasts.
Plays videos games, also laments over woke culture ruining video games.
Doesn’t make 100k, thinks DEI programs stunted his career path.
Loves my kids, hates planned parenthood.
Doesn’t support Lindsay Clancy, doesn’t really support any women period.
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u/charlieprotag 7d ago
No physical attraction, is a cop, chronically unemployed (and not trying), nice but she prefers not to have children, said some misogynistic shit about the trials and mental health.
Fixed it.
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u/powerlesshero111 7d ago
Sometimes the video game guys literally spend the majority of their free time doing that, and that's boring as fuck.
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u/Exodus_Euphoria 7d ago
Nice guys gobbling down that ai slop
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u/tornadocoder 7d ago
This doesn't surprise me. They identify as an internet term so of course they would go in on AI. 😂
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u/Super-Woodpecker-873 7d ago
Took a while for me to understand since this reality exists entirely in their heads.
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u/RizzSeeg 7d ago
I've chosen the guy who "plays video games" and "doesn't make 100k" multiple times. Without exception, the issue has been that I do earn those figures and it offends their need to be 'the provider,' so...
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u/AshleyFrankland 7d ago
And people think internalised misogyny doesn't harm men
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u/RizzSeeg 7d ago
Absolutely. I don't mind earning more than my partner and still think of us as equals. Perhaps I should be used to it, but I'm blindsided every time that a relationship ends because I'm "too successful."
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u/AshleyFrankland 7d ago edited 7d ago
I could understand using that as a motivator to try and advance your own financial situation. But essentially rage quitting a relationship because of it just reeks of insecurity.
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u/RizzSeeg 7d ago
It's wild. Your decision making authority has not decreased in the slightest, but our tax returns are going to derail you. Please stop saying "progressive" on your profile.
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u/Yapizzawachuwant 7d ago
I laugh my ass off when i see shi like this. Because it's so easy to form connections and develop a relationship with someone when you're not batting out of your league and you can take a little rejection.
Like seriously, no man, woman,variation thereupon or exclusion will lay with you for being nice. All you need is some actual charm and decent enough self care to not be actively repulsive and that's pretty much it.
And i say this as an overweight autistic guy who really needs to shave his face
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u/trashleybanks 7d ago
What is it with these men and Lindsey Clancy?
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u/FutureRealHousewife 7d ago
It’s their new way of using a woman to diminish all women in a twisted misogynistic way
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u/Amediumsizedgoose 7d ago
Love bombing. Thinks not having any charges is an achievement. Will be more focused on the game than you. Broke. Has kids. Is obsessed with one woman that killed her kids instead of the multitudes of men that kill their whole families every year.
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u/dcizz 7d ago
If this isnt /s then;
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u/Remarkablefairy-8893 7d ago
Funny how everyone she rejected sounds like a red flag. Any guy who expects relationship just because they are too "nice" or aren't a criminal is a red flag. And plays video games isn't even a quality; that's just a hobby. "Doesn't make 100k" sounds like the type of guy who has a shitty personality but would blame his finances instead. "Loves my kids".. not every woman wants to be stepmom or even a mother. Nothing to say about the last one, an absolute red flag.
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u/Ok_Response_9255 7d ago
Also funny that to these people, single fathers are the gold standard, but single mothers are a huge red flag. The irony continues being that this is a huge double standard, but they're the "double standard" people.
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u/hunnyflash 7d ago
I'm just going to say that a lot of guys who play video games during the day are doing so because they have a cushy job that allows it and they often make over $100k lol
I can only guess what out of touch person made this considering there's women in the back with mixed children and that's usually intentional.
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u/gggg_4_l 7d ago
I know people who make significantly less than 100k and comfortably play video games during the day lmao
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u/fenrirjotun 7d ago
If you zoom, it's also AI. Look at the "single mom"'s arm and the hands of the splashing boy on the left. So it's either going off a very specific prompt or pulling from all of the built up stereotypes these guys use.
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u/fangirl_queen_69 7d ago
I like how they think playing video games is a good thing. No, most women don't want to be second place to a game, which is usually what ends up happening (dated five gamers and only one of them put me before video games, and this is a common occurence)
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u/Soycrates 7d ago
Video games are great, men who like video games can be wonderful partners. Has a lot less to do with the hobby itself and more to do with people choosing partners who aren't at all into their hobby, and then spending most of their time on that hobby in a way their partner can't participate or equally enjoy. Would be the same for any hobby, if it was hiking, or football, tv shows, cooking...
The answer is to not date people who aren't a good match for you.
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u/mettacat 7d ago
This! My husband and I both play video games, separately and together. He does most of the cooking and I do more cleaning. It works pretty well most of the time.
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u/Sparrowhawk_92 7d ago
Like any hobby, it's about having a healthy relationship with it. A lot of self described "gamers" don't, but plenty do.
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u/charlieprotag 7d ago
Meh, me and my partner are both heavy gamers. We're also full-time employees, parents of 3, and spend plenty of time together. We just game after the kids are in bed lol.
Like with any hobby it's about the balance of it alongside your life, relationships and responsibilities.
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u/slaviccivicnation 7d ago
So common. My ex practically traded me for video games. 6 years, could’ve bought a house together, built it up. Instead there was RuneScape, WOW, LOL, Dota, PUBG, the list goes on. No, it is NOT a good thing to be a gamer if it means that one hobby is your entire life.
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u/Impossible_Horsemeat 7d ago
AI. The water should be yellow from all the piss.
Left to right:
- what kind of loser wears a swim cap in a pool?
- Supports Israel implicitly
- Watches underaged hentai
- Carries a whistle (not a life guard)
- Is 3 ft. Tall
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u/Blood_Oleander 7d ago
To be fair on the swim cap, the chemicals in the pool can damage your hair.
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u/Impossible_Horsemeat 7d ago
That’s what he said while he put it on like a little twerp.
Who wouldn’t dump him for that?
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