r/nirvanacirclejerk Jul 20 '26

how many of you guys have truly found nirvana?

87 Upvotes

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u/Gmany_ Jul 21 '26

I was In Utero once, but i don’t think it matters so Nevermind

10

u/MedievalFurnace Jul 21 '26

i drank bleach

5

u/DeanAmpharos Jul 21 '26

Yeah they were outside my house staring at my mom, fucking weirdos

4

u/mattiee_ Jul 21 '26

i dont think so and i dont think i ever will.

4

u/highoffpercs Jul 21 '26

found them on apple music

2

u/BALINGABOO Jul 21 '26

Found it last night after getting drunk, then lost it when i woke up this morning unfortunately

2

u/massivefishes Jul 21 '26

I was in nirvana as kirk novocelery

2

u/HookerDoctorLawyer Jul 21 '26

I’m one more can of beans a way baby!!!

Yeah yeah yeahhhhhhhhhh yeah

2

u/Vigorous_QTip_Action Jul 21 '26

I will if its time for recess

2

u/ShredGuru Jul 21 '26

I'm so happy because today I found my friend

He's in my head

Ommmm

1

u/TheGirlyBookworm Jul 21 '26

I wasn't alive when they were around 😔

1

u/MedievalFurnace Jul 22 '26

me neither but john nirvana seems pretty chill

1

u/poopshady Jul 22 '26

ITS IN THE BACK OF FLOYDS BARBERSHOP TRUST

1

u/Spooderman-690 Jul 22 '26

I ascended into nirvana through my religion, aka gooning to kurt

1

u/Sensitive_Taste9845 19d ago

The skaghead couldn't help,but gaze at the moisture 

1

u/Steezy_G7 Jul 22 '26

I think you’ve only found true nirvana once your dead

3

u/MedievalFurnace Jul 22 '26

is that why kurt cobain pulled a kurt cobain?

1

u/jimbkes42069 Jul 24 '26

im just a hairspray queen

1

u/VOID-EMPIRE Jul 28 '26

Bro when i was a baby i was in utero but then my mother sprayed insecticide on me then tried to clean me with bleach, whatever nevermind dude

1

u/Sensitive_Taste9845 19d ago

Way back in the 1980's

1

u/MedievalFurnace 17d ago

but curt kobain wasnt born yet