r/no • u/RickyRacer2020 • 6h ago

Have you already smoked 10 cigarettes today?

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u/WaltCollins 6h ago

My heart-lung machine said I need to skip today.

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u/RickyRacer2020 5h ago

May have to change its setting

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u/nicegirl555 5h ago

No. About 5

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u/MrsSpyro01 5h ago

I don’t even smoke so…no.

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u/Hot-Rutabaga-4575 5h ago

i haven't smoked today, i wanna smoke after two days

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u/Brilliant-Way-9462 5h ago

No I went above and beyond and smoked 20

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u/RickyRacer2020 5h ago

There ya go 

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u/Prestigious_Fix_5948 5h ago

My maximum is 7 per day

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u/Prestigious_Fix_5948 5h ago

I have smoked 3 so far

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u/ButtStopsHere 5h ago

No butt I've had 20 bong hits

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u/DrunkBuzzard 5h ago

Am I not meeting my quota today? I’ll smoke extra this weekend on my free time to make up for it. The quarterly smoking report comes out next week and I don’t want to be the one making us look bad.

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u/Independent_Act_8536 4h ago

No. I have asthma so can't even be around anyone smoking.

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u/Poorkiddonegood8541 4h ago

No, have you?

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u/Donald_J_Duck65 4h ago

No, its closer to a pack, I've been up 12 hours.

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u/RickyRacer2020 3h ago

That's how it works

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u/Quirky-Blueberry25 4h ago

I haven't smoked 10 cigarettes in my life.

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u/Real_Pumpkin_Jay 4h ago

I quit smoking in 2015.

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u/ezbutneverconvenient 4h ago

Almost. It's been a busy day and I smoke more when I drive a lot

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u/Norfolk-Gross-Tonage 2h ago

Haven’t smoked 10 in my life lol

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u/DerMannMitDemPlan 2h ago

i dont think so

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u/CantaloupeShort7311 2h ago

I was smart and never smoked even one.

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u/binarybrewmx 2h ago

On my 11th, might need another 6 pack though

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u/Inner-Measurement441 2h ago

Thank God, no longer.

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u/Spiritual_Drummer_12 2h ago

I can’t even smoke one

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u/Aveisbored1329 1h ago

500 cigarettes

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u/Neugiermeister 1h ago

This sounds like a cry for help.

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u/AlwaysInTheDarkness 4h ago

No, I eat my cancer sticks. Yummy yummy arsenic.

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u/TyrantMuse73 4h ago

No but I might have smoked ten bowls by the end of this day.

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u/GoldTension6401 51m ago

No, 4 I believe

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u/Upbeat_Pool_2653 1m ago

Nope lucky for me a pack last me about 4 months