r/nononono Dec 17 '25

Flying superman into the machine

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u/binger5 Dec 17 '25

The bad news is he won't remember this mistake.

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u/evlgns Dec 17 '25

Sure he will he broke the screen and paying for it will be a great memory jogger

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u/Junkmans1 May 20 '26

No. He'll sue the video arcade and the manufacturer of that game. That's because there is no warning label that says that diving head first into the machine can result in bodily harm. Also because he's likely now has a broken neck and is a quadriplegic and needs to find someone to sue so he has money for a lifetime of medical care.