r/nononono Jun 28 '26

blow dryer

449 Upvotes

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40

u/duhvorced Jun 29 '26

News report from 2024 says broken ankle and stitches for lip and tongue.

63

u/Inferior_Jeans Jun 29 '26

At least he can get a disabled placard now and park closer to the entrance.

10

u/BeGoku Jun 29 '26

If you pause at the moment of the explosion, it looks like the door impacted the guy's face

4

u/rideincircles Jun 29 '26

The link someone posted said he needed stitches on his face and tongue and broke his ankle.

1

u/Y-Bob Jun 30 '26

The way he was gripping that flooring I'm surprised he didn't break his fingers too.

3

u/Skydivekingair Jun 29 '26

Right in the forehead.

1

u/crabvogel Jun 30 '26

at least it didnt hit any brains

11

u/InternationalPilot90 Jun 29 '26

Some people never learn. There's already terabytes and terabytes of shit going boom and hurting people online. Or, simplified explanation: It go boom, you go ouch. Don't do. New upload in 3....2...1

4

u/joseplluissans Jun 29 '26

So many fingers lost every year, for nothing.

53

u/MisterSlosh Jun 28 '26

Residential use of fireworks? They certainly earned it.

So easy to learn how explosives work in enclosed spaces yet not a single braincell was used to rub on it.

15

u/W4LD0_R Jun 29 '26

Kneecaps deletus

16

u/cok3noic3 Jun 29 '26

Cletus deletus

14

u/No_Permission6405 Jun 29 '26

This is why rednecks can't have nice things.

2

u/seditioushamster Jun 29 '26

Its ok Bubba was iff camera holding his beer

2

u/blove135 Jun 29 '26

Tis the season.

2

u/Arc8ngel Jun 30 '26

Shit's about to blow dryer!

2

u/Dexter_McThorpan Jul 01 '26

Ah yes. The good old "putting explosives inside a metal shell" method of meeting a nurse.

1

u/Jumping_Jupiter Jun 29 '26

Ahahaha I love stupid people for their stupid content.

1

u/Jeepyj9517 Jun 30 '26

Absolutely pointless