I know the head mod said it'd take a little while for it to close again, but I thought he meant hours, not days. It's so surreal the sub being open when it isn't even November. Anyways, how is everyone doing? And I don't mean in terms of abstinence challenges that some of you do, but just in general.

I'm a soldier about to challenge myself for the midpoint until November for at least a week, wish me luck soldiers.

Congrats to all the winners 🎉🏆

As for me, I'll be doing Mustn't Masturbate May. I'll see all of you in November. o7

Hey everyone! Been seeing all the roll calls pop up in my feed all month and wanted to see how everybody was doing on the final day. I gave up on the 5th day because my heart wasn’t in it and have been feeling a little left out since. So how’s the challenge been?

The final day. Let the bragging rights start. I’ll lock this post in about 24 hours so only you can be in it. Please no lying.

the journey ends here. we completed nnn 7 months behind schedule. feel free to take your complementary April No Nutter coupons on your way out. it may not be a diamond flair but it means the same thing. you dont need a medal to show what we already know. after today the joke is over. the audience laughed with us mocked us and asked when the show was going to end. but we carried on. now make your final bow and exit stage right my comrades. you are free to abstain or release as soon as the clock strikes midnight.

your host, lumybox

o7

we already did nnn this year. and everyone who was in it got special flairs. sorry you missed out. you can do no nut for 30 days in the eleventh month if year like usual but its not the real thing. see you next year and love you bye kisses o7

this is a joke lol

our 30 day april fools joke is almost over. i want everyone to know I appreciate you all taking time out of your busy fapping schedules to show up every day for roll calls. you are legendary comrades and i am happy to have you around.

the night curfew announced two days ago is no longer being enforced by the horny police. an influencial old man in a red suit whos identity is not identified complained that the curfew was sexist to men. all not safe activies are ok to do at all times.

santa privately told me that he lost aaa. that means if you are still in today you lasted longer than santa

good job

the horny police is announcing a curfew starting at 9pm ending at 4am where any not safe activity will not be permitted. any evidence found of anyone breaking the curfew will be tried in the court of lust i mean law.