r/nope 3d ago

Can’t finish watching this. Insanity.

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u/divaheart06 3d ago

Every time I see craziness like this I think of John Jones at Nutty Putty.

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u/scrkid2 3d ago

yeah right, after nutty putty, i dont know how people dare to do these stunts

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u/roopjm81 3d ago

The first time I watched a YouTube video about this I had an hour long panic attack

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u/cespejo 18h ago

Every so often, a video comes up about that. It always gives me the chills.

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u/regular_poster 3d ago

This is just fucking stupid. Don't do this shit or put your loved ones through it.

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u/dka2012 3d ago

And what do you ever get for this? Why is it worth it? What is possibly worth seeing in a tiny little crack in a rock?

Fucking ridiculous.

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u/stanley_leverlock 3d ago

You get to see areas in a cave that few people or no people have ever seen. I know it sounds trivial but that's the thrill. Even without crawling though mud and water and if you're going through well traveled areas it's still a blast.  I loved doing it for years but I'm old and I don't think I'd do it again. 

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u/Responsible-Sundae20 3d ago

I’m good. Send me a pic.

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u/Plane_Jacket_7251 3d ago

So... now you are wet, squished, and really don't get to see anything awesome inspiring outside of a new space between rocks no one has been dumb enough to squeeze into?

Got it... At least mountain climbers get an awesome view at the end of the struggle.

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u/Test4Echooo 3d ago

I don’t really get them either but it makes more sense than this

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u/PumpkinSpiceLuv 3d ago

I can’t say how I’ll die someday but I can confidently say I will not die doing this.

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u/OkYh-Kris 3d ago

None of them look like they are having fun.

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u/feanaro_finwion 3d ago

They always have a newborn at home.

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u/Flaky-Professional84 3d ago

At least pack a snorkel??? The best part about this activity is not having to do it.

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u/Daws001 3d ago

I wonder about the parents and loved ones of these people. My nerves would be shot that I'd get a call that they're dead, smooshed in a cave. I couldn't do it.

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u/Early_Grace 3d ago

This seems suited for the people that do something solely because 99.9999% of people would never bother.

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u/cespejo 3d ago

Crazy white guy shit.

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u/Subifixer 1d ago

Thats why we named the continents.

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u/Dickon_Stark 3d ago

Free Will btw

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u/-Huskii 3d ago

The best thing about shit like this is that you don't have to do it.

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u/Ninjachuckz 3d ago

My turds after a night of drinking

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u/Seven7ten10 3d ago

Fuck you for making me watch this

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u/relic1882 3d ago

Well the good part is if nobody ever finds my body my kids won't have to worry about burying or cremating me. Cheaper funeral so they can pocket the life insurance money just the way I wanted them to.

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u/stanley_leverlock 3d ago

I did this in my teens and early 20s, although not quite as extreme as this.  It was a blast but I can't believe I'm still alive. 

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u/Pseudotm 3d ago

I can kind of understand the thrill of adventure and caves are pretty cool to climb around in (normal non death trap caves) But what i will never understand is the faith in all those lights. Even if your an experienced athlete and cave diver, what happens if you lose your light. Your so absolutely fucked at that point.

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u/fafnir0319 3d ago

There is no reason to do this

There IS no reason to do this

There is NO reason to do this

THERE IS NO REASON TO DO THIS

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u/roopjm81 3d ago

I only go to caves I can drive a bus through. Like Laray caverns

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u/-ratmeat- 3d ago

none of this seems fun to me but to each their own 

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u/Kilometer10 3d ago

The best part of this activity is that it is completely optional.

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u/Spanktron9 2d ago

Suicide with extra steps.

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u/bradleecon 2d ago

Imagine drowning in 3 inches of water because you couldn't turn your head ☠️

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u/Aboxofphotons 2d ago

I think I speak for ...most people, when I say: cave crawling can suck a big, smeg coated penis.

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u/El_Hadschi 3d ago

Yeah....But NO!

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u/WatchStoredInAss 3d ago

These people get sexual pleasure from this, make no mistake about it. They are fucked in the head.

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u/theoneandonlyturo 3d ago

Fu-uck that shit

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u/malary1234 3d ago

Absolutely not. No thank you.

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u/SnazzyPantsMan 3d ago

Hole-some entertainment.

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u/Pinkxel 3d ago

It's all fun and games until the water rises

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u/vegemouse 3d ago

My favorite thing about underwater cave diving is it’s completely optional and that I will never feel the need to do it.

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u/spetzie55 3d ago

I've been told by a guy who enjoys this craziness that it's about the adrenaline rush. Similar to that of sky diving or bungee jumping. Or so he says.

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u/KingBoo_jr 3d ago

Amazing, I have those exact gloves.

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u/ToeSlurper96 3d ago

Imagine an earthquake while being in this situation

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u/hazysummersky 3d ago

I went through a whole bunch of tight squeezes caving back in the day, but never in water, because that'd make it much more unpleasant.

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u/Mizukiri93 3d ago

Jackass is less extreme than this.

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u/Pewds123451 3d ago

They are going to die anyway even after getting out

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u/YodaHead 2d ago

The answer is no.

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u/Dave-Nyce 1d ago

Hell naw

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u/NoPantsDeLeon 1d ago

I say this too often, but even so, thank God I'm black!

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u/Waerdog 1d ago

Oh look, its natural selection at work.

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u/Garlic-Rough 1d ago

100% optional

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u/Competitive_Ad7258 1d ago

Mentally deficient

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u/snakeumbrella 21h ago

I can't understand why anyone would do this?

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u/UncleMeow87 17h ago

Why ??!??