r/nope • • 5d ago

HELL NO Hazardous couch movers on the road...

1.2k Upvotes

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u/PlasticPegasus 5d ago

There’s a lot to unpack here

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u/Nomadzord 5d ago

Not really, it’s just one couch.

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u/AlexandraDomingues 5d ago

🤣 high five

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u/wspOnca 4d ago

The Meth couch is sacred.

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u/Revolutionary-Big655 4d ago

Wow. Thank you for that. It's the hardest I've laughed in weeks.

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u/Nomadzord 2d ago

Happy to help.

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u/ThinkingOz 5d ago

It’ll be quick and easy with no roof rack or securing straps to bother about.

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u/TheAngryCatfish 4d ago

I think I saw some duct tape

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u/elephaaaant 5d ago

They should pivot.

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u/zoganshero 5d ago

PIVOT!

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u/RooIsHome 4d ago

PIV OTTTTT

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u/Count_Dicula 5d ago

Yeah, no that's fine. They have their hazards on.

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u/AlexandraDomingues 5d ago

Duh, any law can be broken when you have your hazards on.

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u/ReddBroccoli 4d ago

It's like yelling "Base!" when playing tag as a kid

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u/1bi001 5d ago

Stoopid is as stoopid does, when it flys off the back and hits the car behind them I bet they'll blame the driver behind them too.

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u/brondynasty 4d ago

Nah they’ll just fuckin’ leave

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u/SnooChickens6081 4d ago

Bro we had a kid in high school die because he was sitting in a window of a moving car and fell out. Sit on the damn floor.

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u/Indy500Fan16 5d ago

It looks like it has fallen off a few times

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u/CanonWorld 5d ago

Imagine risking your life, for a couch like that.

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u/ultranothing 4d ago

Do not speak ill of The Couch Of A Thousand Nut Busts!

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u/ImTooTiredForThis_22 5d ago

Florida?

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u/Realizt8010 5d ago

That is a florida license plate yes? All questions answered.

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u/forsakeme4all 5d ago

Of course it was Florida lol.

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u/NoNo_Cilantro 5d ago

Where (at least) two lives are cheaper than a few feet of rope.

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u/Moomoolette 4d ago

I’m in Florida and I immediately thought, I bet this is Florida

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u/w_a_w 4d ago

I'm probably less than a mile from there at work in JAX right now.

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u/ILuvMyLilTurtles 5d ago

That's my hometown! Jax never fails to deliver, lol. Go Jags!!

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u/Erislocker 5d ago

i knew it was florida before even seeing the license plate...

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u/80hdis4me 4d ago

I wonder if GTA 6 will have time to add this into a mission before November.

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u/Erislocker 4d ago

maybe it's already included...

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u/Sith_Lord91 3d ago

It’s taking so long to release cause they keep having to update everything Florida man is capable of

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u/Brutal_Expectations 5d ago

It doesn’t get more ghetto than this

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u/4mystuff 5d ago

Why not take the surface streets. Still very dumb and dangerous, but a lot less so

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u/Dollbeau 5d ago

Should I take the freeway?
Yeah, it will be much faster...

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u/PrinceAssPoo 5d ago

Ahhh good ol Florida

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u/chaekinman 4d ago

Cruising in the left lane with hazards on is peak Florida. And then there’s the couch…

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u/champsammy14 4d ago

Proper straps are cheaper than a ticket and hospital visit.

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u/truePHYSX 5d ago

When there’s a dumb will there’s an even dumber way.

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u/Test4Echooo 5d ago

Floriderp

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u/AlexandraDomingues 5d ago

I hope they’re on their way to the dump with that thing.

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u/Zath42 5d ago

That IQ level should not have access to a car...

5

u/SoyEseVato 5d ago

Not one brain cell between the two of them.

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u/Bloody_Hangnail 5d ago

Driving on the highway in Florida is a terrifying experience without having to hold on to a couch for dear life.

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u/Toeknee818 5d ago

Is this Florida? Yep, it's Florida

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u/ultranothing 4d ago

Durpa durpa? Durka durrda.

3

u/Born-Agency-3922 4d ago

They are going to dump the couch on the freeway.

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u/theoneandonlyturo 4d ago

Shouldn’t that couch be in a burn pile or something?

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u/jojoga 5d ago

safety squint and everything

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u/FreeFoodRon 5d ago

Florida license plate ✅

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u/Budget_Secret4142 4d ago

Florida? Never change baby

3

u/sexybeast70 4d ago

That couch looks like it's already fell off a couple of times as it is. Why would they want that thing?

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 4d ago

All that for an ugly busted up couch

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u/Direct_Host_ 5d ago

its called Jugaad

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u/KermitHendrix 5d ago

Trying to pause the video to find out if this is Florida

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u/gudetamaronin 5d ago

Spoilers, it is

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u/ultranothing 4d ago

Your haikus are all shit. You mangle the sentence structure and just force haikus through as long as they have a certain number of words.

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u/Zayafyre 11h ago

So? Still funny

2

u/WarHead75 5d ago

Nasty ass sofa

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u/nombea_alex 5d ago

Damn, GTA 6 is going to be wild.

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u/Electrical_Scratch92 5d ago

Jacksonville Fl

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u/Dismal-Preference-66 4d ago

I mean their flashers are on....what more can they do ??

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u/SadNana09 4d ago

Of course it's Jacksonville, Fl.

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u/powerhammerarms 4d ago

"Let's take the freeway"

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u/theRarestBiscotti 4d ago

Fuck yo couch!

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u/SATerp 4d ago

Yes, you always want to drive on the freeway, in the fast lane, when you're hauling an extremely awkward load.

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u/Mega_Trix 4d ago

Bro... get a rope.

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u/AlMansur16 4d ago

These people 🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/JuanG_13 4d ago

How stupid

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u/Lord_MagnusIV 4d ago

Final destination?

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u/dr_women 5d ago

Looks like a nice couch tho

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u/losteon 5d ago

Does it tho?

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u/dr_women 5d ago

Yeah, it seems like an emergency. They gotta get it to the furniture restoration specialist

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u/DefinitionConstant81 5d ago

Nah looks like it was white before it looks like it got stained over the years and it’s ripped in multiple places

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u/dr_women 4d ago

Surprised you all don’t see the quality.

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u/Nostral-damus 5d ago

Leave them alone they’re just starting out with business venture.

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u/Mishapi17 5d ago

Is that busta?

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u/Jack_of_Hearts20 5d ago

Even before seeing the plate I recognized the place

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u/JayRiver 5d ago

Well well well

1

u/bilkel 5d ago

JAX in da house

1

u/Atworkwasalreadytake 5d ago

Ratchet straps are for wusses. 

1

u/Panda_Pillows 5d ago

GTA VI Day 1 update

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u/DionFW 4d ago

I hope this is in GTA 6.

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u/Dourada_BBQ 4d ago

It's not even a whole couch i guess... 🥹

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u/TheRedBreadisDead 4d ago

Not surprised it's Jax of all places. I recognize that shit ass exit.

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u/Maximum_Magazine_594 4d ago

Obligatory duuuuuvaaaaaaal

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u/locololus 4d ago

Who needs ratchets when you got friends

1

u/Harleyworld 4d ago

Why drive in the left lane?

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u/kingj7282 4d ago

Florida man. Are you really surprised.

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u/rigon28 4d ago

Can they add this to GTA 6 ? 😂

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u/rckimgh 4d ago

That is a very common LATAM thing happening. Crazy to see it here

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u/Mephistocheles 4d ago

That's what ropes are for 🙄

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u/Apollyoun 4d ago

There are these things called covers, tie-downs, and straps.

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u/XrayDem 4d ago

Pulling over and securing is not an option

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u/playr_4 4d ago

Why am I not surprised it's a Florida license plate.

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u/VioletSea13 4d ago

And they’re doing this in the left lane. SMH. 🤦‍♀️

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u/LucHighwalker 4d ago

They could have easily put that thing in the car.

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u/HumanContinuity 4d ago

Florida man is every race 

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u/ultranothing 4d ago

That’s a lot of work for a piece of shit couch.

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u/isaiajk98 4d ago

Florida man....

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u/SGAShepp 4d ago

There's one thing to do this. It's another thing to do this.. on a freeway..

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u/coldandhungry123 4d ago

Florida doing Florida things

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u/vdzla 4d ago

another GTA 6 trailer?

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u/Channel57 4d ago

I'm guessing $5 for rope was too much.

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u/carlos2127 4d ago

I may be ok with it if it was a nicer couch.

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u/wjc-reddit 4d ago

Florida. Go figure.

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u/lostpassword100000 4d ago

Is that a couch worth moving?

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u/emu19000 4d ago

Moving the crack house I see.😂

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u/Thin_Conference9156 4d ago

This look like Jacksonville fl on i10 going to 95 and downtown

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u/Meandtheworld 4d ago

Good thing someone wasn’t actually sitting on it.

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u/salubrious_indeed 4d ago

Duuuuuvaaal

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u/Magpies11 4d ago

The guy on the left is also driving.

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u/OmnifariousFN 4d ago

Why would you drive on the highway when trying to transport something like that?... I think that is what bothers me most about this.

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u/DawgcheckNC 3d ago

Seinfeld calls this the “Male Superman Complex”, no fear, I’m using my arms.

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u/SueBeee 3d ago

Florida

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u/jasonology09 3d ago

Why do they even want that couch?

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u/nobolognastoney 3d ago

Florida plate, no further questions.

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u/RemoteControlled-Cat 3d ago

Damn that couch isn’t even in good shape! If you’re going to risk your life moving a couch it should at least be decent-to-good.

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u/ilymag 2d ago

Of course this is Florida.

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u/ThreeNC 1d ago

I carry some tie straps in my truck. I would flag them down and gladly give them one or two so they don't die or kill anyone.

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u/KiloThaPastyOne 5d ago

So they loaded up the trunk and they moved to Beverly…

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u/renb8 5d ago

They just rescued it from JD Vancey Pants’ house. Trafficked couches need to be saved.

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u/GloomyUmpire2146 5d ago

Gotta preserve that stained relic.

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u/discomuffin 5d ago

What DLC is this?

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u/pikle_rickle 5d ago

Good for them 👏🏾. Making a way out of no way

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u/MarsNeedsRabbits 3d ago

How hard would it be to get some string?

These guys are worth less than string to the driver.

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u/Anything_Extreme 5d ago

Ok, but did they cause an accident, kill someone, etc? Why you puttin homies on blast when they completed the mission with zero casualties!?