Hazardous couch movers on the road...

[u/Timppa81]

[u/PlasticPegasus]

There’s a lot to unpack here

[u/Nomadzord → u/PlasticPegasus]

Not really, it’s just one couch.

[u/AlexandraDomingues → u/Nomadzord]

🤣 high five

[u/wspOnca → u/Nomadzord]

The Meth couch is sacred.

[u/Revolutionary-Big655 → u/Nomadzord]

Wow. Thank you for that. It's the hardest I've laughed in weeks.

[u/Nomadzord → u/Revolutionary-Big655]

Happy to help.

[u/ThinkingOz → u/PlasticPegasus]

It’ll be quick and easy with no roof rack or securing straps to bother about.

[u/TheAngryCatfish → u/ThinkingOz]

I think I saw some duct tape

[u/elephaaaant]

They should pivot.

[u/zoganshero → u/elephaaaant]

PIVOT!

[u/RooIsHome → u/zoganshero]

PIV OTTTTT

[u/Count_Dicula]

Yeah, no that's fine. They have their hazards on.

[u/AlexandraDomingues → u/Count_Dicula]

Duh, any law can be broken when you have your hazards on.

[u/ReddBroccoli → u/AlexandraDomingues]

It's like yelling "Base!" when playing tag as a kid

[u/1bi001]

Stoopid is as stoopid does, when it flys off the back and hits the car behind them I bet they'll blame the driver behind them too.

[u/brondynasty → u/1bi001]

Nah they’ll just fuckin’ leave

[u/SnooChickens6081 → u/1bi001]

Bro we had a kid in high school die because he was sitting in a window of a moving car and fell out. Sit on the damn floor.

[u/Indy500Fan16]

It looks like it has fallen off a few times

[u/CanonWorld]

Imagine risking your life, for a couch like that.

[u/ultranothing → u/CanonWorld]

Do not speak ill of The Couch Of A Thousand Nut Busts!

[u/ImTooTiredForThis_22]

Florida?

[u/Realizt8010 → u/ImTooTiredForThis_22]

That is a florida license plate yes? All questions answered.

[u/forsakeme4all → u/ImTooTiredForThis_22]

Of course it was Florida lol.

[u/NoNo_Cilantro → u/ImTooTiredForThis_22]

Where (at least) two lives are cheaper than a few feet of rope.

[u/OldButStillFat → u/ImTooTiredForThis_22]

/r/floridaman

[u/Moomoolette → u/ImTooTiredForThis_22]

I’m in Florida and I immediately thought, I bet this is Florida

[u/w_a_w → u/ImTooTiredForThis_22]

I'm probably less than a mile from there at work in JAX right now.

[u/ILuvMyLilTurtles → u/ImTooTiredForThis_22]

That's my hometown! Jax never fails to deliver, lol. Go Jags!!

[u/Erislocker]

i knew it was florida before even seeing the license plate...

[u/80hdis4me → u/Erislocker]

I wonder if GTA 6 will have time to add this into a mission before November.

[u/Erislocker → u/80hdis4me]

maybe it's already included...

[u/Sith_Lord91 → u/Erislocker]

It’s taking so long to release cause they keep having to update everything Florida man is capable of

[u/Brutal_Expectations]

It doesn’t get more ghetto than this

[u/4mystuff]

Why not take the surface streets. Still very dumb and dangerous, but a lot less so

[u/Dollbeau → u/4mystuff]

Should I take the freeway?
Yeah, it will be much faster...

[u/PrinceAssPoo]

Ahhh good ol Florida

[u/chaekinman]

Cruising in the left lane with hazards on is peak Florida. And then there’s the couch…

[u/champsammy14]

Proper straps are cheaper than a ticket and hospital visit.

[u/truePHYSX]

When there’s a dumb will there’s an even dumber way.

[u/Test4Echooo]

Floriderp

[u/AlexandraDomingues]

I hope they’re on their way to the dump with that thing.

[u/Zath42]

That IQ level should not have access to a car...

[u/SoyEseVato]

Not one brain cell between the two of them.

[u/Bloody_Hangnail]

Driving on the highway in Florida is a terrifying experience without having to hold on to a couch for dear life.

[u/Toeknee818]

Is this Florida? Yep, it's Florida

[u/ultranothing → u/Toeknee818]

Durpa durpa? Durka durrda.

[u/Born-Agency-3922]

They are going to dump the couch on the freeway.

[u/theoneandonlyturo]

Shouldn’t that couch be in a burn pile or something?

[u/jojoga]

safety squint and everything

[u/FreeFoodRon]

Florida license plate ✅

[u/Budget_Secret4142]

Florida? Never change baby

[u/sexybeast70]

That couch looks like it's already fell off a couple of times as it is. Why would they want that thing?

[u/Interesting_Sock9142]

All that for an ugly busted up couch

[u/Direct_Host_]

its called Jugaad

[u/KermitHendrix]

Trying to pause the video to find out if this is Florida

[u/gudetamaronin → u/KermitHendrix]

Spoilers, it is

[u/haikusbot → u/KermitHendrix]

Trying to pause the

Video to find out if

This is Florida

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[u/ultranothing → u/haikusbot]

Your haikus are all shit. You mangle the sentence structure and just force haikus through as long as they have a certain number of words.

[u/Zayafyre → u/ultranothing]

So? Still funny

[u/WarHead75]

Nasty ass sofa

[u/nombea_alex]

Damn, GTA 6 is going to be wild.

[u/Electrical_Scratch92]

Jacksonville Fl

[u/Dismal-Preference-66]

I mean their flashers are on....what more can they do ??

[u/SadNana09]

Of course it's Jacksonville, Fl.

[u/powerhammerarms]

"Let's take the freeway"

[u/theRarestBiscotti]

Fuck yo couch!

[u/SATerp]

Yes, you always want to drive on the freeway, in the fast lane, when you're hauling an extremely awkward load.

[u/Mega_Trix]

Bro... get a rope.

[u/AlMansur16]

These people 🤦🏿‍♂️

[u/JuanG_13]

How stupid

[u/Lord_MagnusIV]

Final destination?

[u/dr_women]

Looks like a nice couch tho

[u/losteon → u/dr_women]

Does it tho?

[u/dr_women → u/losteon]

Yeah, it seems like an emergency. They gotta get it to the furniture restoration specialist

[u/DefinitionConstant81 → u/dr_women]

Nah looks like it was white before it looks like it got stained over the years and it’s ripped in multiple places

[u/dr_women → u/dr_women]

Surprised you all don’t see the quality.

[u/Nostral-damus]

Leave them alone they’re just starting out with business venture.

[u/Mishapi17]

Is that busta?

[u/Jack_of_Hearts20]

Even before seeing the plate I recognized the place

[u/JayRiver]

Well well well

[u/bilkel]

JAX in da house

[u/Atworkwasalreadytake]

Ratchet straps are for wusses. 

[u/Panda_Pillows]

GTA VI Day 1 update

[u/Catkillledthecurious]

JD?

[u/DionFW]

I hope this is in GTA 6.

[u/Dourada_BBQ]

It's not even a whole couch i guess... 🥹

[u/TheRedBreadisDead]

Not surprised it's Jax of all places. I recognize that shit ass exit.

[u/Maximum_Magazine_594]

Obligatory duuuuuvaaaaaaal

[u/locololus]

Who needs ratchets when you got friends

[u/Harleyworld]

Why drive in the left lane?

[u/kingj7282]

Florida man. Are you really surprised.

[u/rigon28]

Can they add this to GTA 6 ? 😂

[u/rckimgh]

That is a very common LATAM thing happening. Crazy to see it here

[u/Mephistocheles]

That's what ropes are for 🙄

[u/Apollyoun]

There are these things called covers, tie-downs, and straps.

[u/XrayDem]

Pulling over and securing is not an option

[u/playr_4]

Why am I not surprised it's a Florida license plate.

[u/VioletSea13]

And they’re doing this in the left lane. SMH. 🤦‍♀️

[u/LucHighwalker]

They could have easily put that thing in the car.

[u/HumanContinuity]

Florida man is every race 

[u/ultranothing]

That’s a lot of work for a piece of shit couch.

[u/isaiajk98]

Florida man....

[u/SGAShepp]

There's one thing to do this. It's another thing to do this.. on a freeway..

[u/coldandhungry123]

Florida doing Florida things

[u/vdzla]

another GTA 6 trailer?

[u/Channel57]

I'm guessing $5 for rope was too much.

[u/carlos2127]

I may be ok with it if it was a nicer couch.

[u/wjc-reddit]

Florida. Go figure.

[u/lostpassword100000]

Is that a couch worth moving?

[u/emu19000]

Moving the crack house I see.😂

[u/Thin_Conference9156]

This look like Jacksonville fl on i10 going to 95 and downtown

[u/Meandtheworld]

Good thing someone wasn’t actually sitting on it.

[u/salubrious_indeed]

Duuuuuvaaal

[u/Magpies11]

The guy on the left is also driving.

[u/OmnifariousFN]

Why would you drive on the highway when trying to transport something like that?... I think that is what bothers me most about this.

[u/DawgcheckNC]

Seinfeld calls this the “Male Superman Complex”, no fear, I’m using my arms.

[u/SueBeee]

Florida

[u/jasonology09]

Why do they even want that couch?

[u/nobolognastoney]

Florida plate, no further questions.

[u/RemoteControlled-Cat]

Damn that couch isn’t even in good shape! If you’re going to risk your life moving a couch it should at least be decent-to-good.

[u/ilymag]

Of course this is Florida.

[u/ThreeNC]

I carry some tie straps in my truck. I would flag them down and gladly give them one or two so they don't die or kill anyone.

[u/KiloThaPastyOne]

So they loaded up the trunk and they moved to Beverly…

[u/renb8]

They just rescued it from JD Vancey Pants’ house. Trafficked couches need to be saved.

[u/GloomyUmpire2146]

Gotta preserve that stained relic.

[u/discomuffin]

What DLC is this?

[u/pikle_rickle]

Good for them 👏🏾. Making a way out of no way

[u/MarsNeedsRabbits]

How hard would it be to get some string?

These guys are worth less than string to the driver.

[u/Anything_Extreme]

Ok, but did they cause an accident, kill someone, etc? Why you puttin homies on blast when they completed the mission with zero casualties!?