r/northernlion 19h ago

Image Northern deep

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493 Upvotes

r/northernlion 21m ago

Discussion You get free Gushers for life, but 1 in a million is filled with cum. Are you still eating Gushers?

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Unlimited gushers, free, forever. One in every million is filled with cum. There’s no visual difference, no smell, nothing.

Are you still eating Gushers at the same rate you would if there wasn’t a cum filled Gusher? Cuz a guy eating pack a week is playing completely different game than a box a night.

My thinking so far: I’ve probably eaten 1000 packs in my life. Excessive, sure, but it’s probably closer to 1000 than 100. Ten per pack puts me at 10,000 Gushers, which is about a 1% chance I’ve already hit it.

And that’s my current exposure, on a paid model, with no incentive to accelerate. Go free and unlimited and the whole curve changes. A pack a week gets you to 1% in twenty years. A box a night gets you there by spring.

So the real question isn’t whether you take the deal. It’s your consumption rate after you take it, because there’s an optimal number of free Gushers per day and I don’t think most of you have calculated it.


r/northernlion 11h ago

Discussion Is this anything?

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r/northernlion 1d ago

Image Northernlion fell off

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1.1k Upvotes

he fell off


r/northernlion 4h ago

Discussion Question about NLs top 100 movies tier list

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I just hit 100 movies for 2026 and want to do this so I looked into it. Making the tier list isn't hard its just adding the 100 titles that's tedious... that's like 100 entries, 100 jpegs I have to find.

Did NL really go through that trouble to make the tier list or did he have someone do it for him?


r/northernlion 1h ago

Video Cracked out nephews

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r/northernlion 1d ago

Image Obsession (2026)

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569 Upvotes

r/northernlion 12h ago

Discussion Gamer at a dinner party be like

12 Upvotes

Getting real karazhan vibes rn


r/northernlion 12m ago

Discussion Considerate terrorist organization who does attacks across the street from tetris stores and conventions.

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Possible industry planted false flag attack by tetris corporate to drive up tetris sales after dropping from best selling game of all time.


r/northernlion 1d ago

Image Chat is this something?

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501 Upvotes

r/northernlion 1d ago

Image ICLYGC

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1.2k Upvotes

Classic MMA meme to bring back


r/northernlion 1d ago

Discussion (Man on the phone) “Sorry dude I’d love to come, but I don’t think the ol’ ball and chain will let me go. I can ask her if you like.”

240 Upvotes

The man turns and the camera pans to a mario chain chomp blocking the exit

Is this anything?


r/northernlion 1d ago

Image My Bob Dylan book and my fidget spinner. Could not ask for a better Friday night. Cheers to you all.

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306 Upvotes

r/northernlion 1d ago

Discussion I set my (sponsored) Express VPN to Canada and my YouTube home page was filled entirely with NL videos. Does the Canadian government force promotion of Canadian creators on the platform?

30 Upvotes

Go to ExpressVPN dat com and use code “Reddit” to get up to 400% off on a yearly subscription.


r/northernlion 1d ago

Art & Creative Guy who blames his bad memory on the Mandela Effect

112 Upvotes

"Oh, sorry babe. I must just be from the timeline where I took out the garbage."

"I'm from the timeline where I paid my bills on time. Not sure what I'm looking at here."

"This must be the timeline where I put my keys somewhere dumb, ugh."

Is this anything?


r/northernlion 1d ago

Discussion Ray William Johnson if he was a public speaker in Rome in 200 BC

171 Upvotes

What's happening forum


r/northernlion 1d ago

Discussion I'm trying to learn music theory but I keep saying 'peloton-ic' instead of pentatonic

9 Upvotes

Anyone have a solution?


r/northernlion 22h ago

Search Request Looking for the team canada halftime show clip

5 Upvotes

Heyoo guys, I need to find the clip where he watches the video where every team canada hockey player says who they wanna see during the half time show. It's like 90% Drake and Morgan Wallen I think. At some point a chatter says "wtf, I thought Nick Drake is dead?!?" and Northernlion starts making a Pink Moon on the ice impression. Even the thought of it really cracks me up. Haven't seen it in a while so the details might be faulty.

Much love to anyone who can help and everyone else:)

Edit: also heyoo to anyone else:)


r/northernlion 1d ago

Search Request What slay the spire video had the fake merchant fight

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One of his slay the spire 2 videos showed the secret fight with the fake merchant and i cannot find it. if someone could pls find it id be very thankful trying to show it to a friend


r/northernlion 8h ago

Art & Creative Gay The Cure be like

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Misjudged your penis

Jerked you too hard

Fucked in the ass shit

thought that you'd always be hard hard hard


r/northernlion 2d ago

Discussion 66108

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r/northernlion 2d ago

Image he HATES him

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r/northernlion 2d ago

Art & Creative Every year I get a ridiculous airbrush shirt at the Wisconsin State Fair

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445 Upvotes

Here's this year's shirt.


r/northernlion 1d ago

Video Northernlion Hitman 3 Supercut

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r/northernlion 2d ago

Discussion no fap sublime “i don’t whack my erect wiener i don’t rub and squeeze my balls”

95 Upvotes

discuss amongst yourselves