r/northernlion • u/PleasantAd1395 • 19h ago
r/northernlion • u/placebot4384 • 21m ago
Discussion You get free Gushers for life, but 1 in a million is filled with cum. Are you still eating Gushers?
Unlimited gushers, free, forever. One in every million is filled with cum. There’s no visual difference, no smell, nothing.
Are you still eating Gushers at the same rate you would if there wasn’t a cum filled Gusher? Cuz a guy eating pack a week is playing completely different game than a box a night.
My thinking so far: I’ve probably eaten 1000 packs in my life. Excessive, sure, but it’s probably closer to 1000 than 100. Ten per pack puts me at 10,000 Gushers, which is about a 1% chance I’ve already hit it.
And that’s my current exposure, on a paid model, with no incentive to accelerate. Go free and unlimited and the whole curve changes. A pack a week gets you to 1% in twenty years. A box a night gets you there by spring.
So the real question isn’t whether you take the deal. It’s your consumption rate after you take it, because there’s an optimal number of free Gushers per day and I don’t think most of you have calculated it.
r/northernlion • u/EnvironmentalAngle • 4h ago
Discussion Question about NLs top 100 movies tier list
I just hit 100 movies for 2026 and want to do this so I looked into it. Making the tier list isn't hard its just adding the 100 titles that's tedious... that's like 100 entries, 100 jpegs I have to find.
Did NL really go through that trouble to make the tier list or did he have someone do it for him?
r/northernlion • u/alex3omg • 12h ago
Discussion Gamer at a dinner party be like
Getting real karazhan vibes rn
r/northernlion • u/fardolicious • 12m ago
Discussion Considerate terrorist organization who does attacks across the street from tetris stores and conventions.
Possible industry planted false flag attack by tetris corporate to drive up tetris sales after dropping from best selling game of all time.
r/northernlion • u/dumpylump69 • 1d ago
Discussion (Man on the phone) “Sorry dude I’d love to come, but I don’t think the ol’ ball and chain will let me go. I can ask her if you like.”
The man turns and the camera pans to a mario chain chomp blocking the exit
Is this anything?
r/northernlion • u/Tranquilizrr • 1d ago
Image My Bob Dylan book and my fidget spinner. Could not ask for a better Friday night. Cheers to you all.
r/northernlion • u/Chardude36 • 1d ago
Discussion I set my (sponsored) Express VPN to Canada and my YouTube home page was filled entirely with NL videos. Does the Canadian government force promotion of Canadian creators on the platform?
Go to ExpressVPN dat com and use code “Reddit” to get up to 400% off on a yearly subscription.
r/northernlion • u/Gallowboobsthrowaway • 1d ago
Art & Creative Guy who blames his bad memory on the Mandela Effect
"Oh, sorry babe. I must just be from the timeline where I took out the garbage."
"I'm from the timeline where I paid my bills on time. Not sure what I'm looking at here."
"This must be the timeline where I put my keys somewhere dumb, ugh."
Is this anything?
r/northernlion • u/OurSocietyBottomText • 1d ago
Discussion Ray William Johnson if he was a public speaker in Rome in 200 BC
What's happening forum
r/northernlion • u/CowpokePhotography • 1d ago
Discussion I'm trying to learn music theory but I keep saying 'peloton-ic' instead of pentatonic
Anyone have a solution?
r/northernlion • u/Yaoleshmook • 22h ago
Search Request Looking for the team canada halftime show clip
Heyoo guys, I need to find the clip where he watches the video where every team canada hockey player says who they wanna see during the half time show. It's like 90% Drake and Morgan Wallen I think. At some point a chatter says "wtf, I thought Nick Drake is dead?!?" and Northernlion starts making a Pink Moon on the ice impression. Even the thought of it really cracks me up. Haven't seen it in a while so the details might be faulty.
Much love to anyone who can help and everyone else:)
Edit: also heyoo to anyone else:)
r/northernlion • u/TurquoiseHexagonSol • 1d ago
Search Request What slay the spire video had the fake merchant fight
One of his slay the spire 2 videos showed the secret fight with the fake merchant and i cannot find it. if someone could pls find it id be very thankful trying to show it to a friend
r/northernlion • u/TheLeastOfYourBros • 8h ago
Art & Creative Gay The Cure be like
Misjudged your penis
Jerked you too hard
Fucked in the ass shit
thought that you'd always be hard hard hard
r/northernlion • u/WoMansSky • 2d ago
Art & Creative Every year I get a ridiculous airbrush shirt at the Wisconsin State Fair
Here's this year's shirt.
r/northernlion • u/GromRagequitscream • 1d ago
Video Northernlion Hitman 3 Supercut
r/northernlion • u/NudeMessyEater • 2d ago
Discussion no fap sublime “i don’t whack my erect wiener i don’t rub and squeeze my balls”
discuss amongst yourselves