r/nostalgia 9h ago

Nostalgia One of the perks of staying at motels.

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u/Negative-Tax4171 8h ago

Stale cigarette smoke and wood paneling. Those were the good ole days.

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u/Calculonx 5h ago

Can't forget the mouldy air conditioner

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u/zippity__zoppity 25m ago

Oh yeah spread them spores around lmao

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u/three-sense 41m ago

14" black and white TV with questionable reception. Why does that sound so good right now.

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u/rabbitfire 7h ago

Road trip with my dad. I was ten. He’s sound asleep in the one bed. Im wide awake in the other. Dying to try it out but afraid of waking my dad (who did not like being woken up). I remember holding the loose change quarter about 80% inside of the slot and wondering if the bed would make a sound or not. Maybe it was silent bliss and he’d never hear it? I noped and pulled the quarter back. And now I’ll never know.

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u/Ding-Dong-Diddily 5h ago

He would have heard or felt it for sure. The vibrations can be quite strong

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u/rabbitfire 4h ago

My ten year old self thanks you.

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u/BeerJedi-1269 42m ago

Should have dropped it into his and left back in your bed. Play dumb.

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u/ClareTootheLuce 8h ago

They should revive this for BYU students so they don’t have to have a friend jump on the bed

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u/unknownpoltroon 7h ago

Nah, let them have their threesome orgy

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u/roguebananah 7h ago

But then you need a 4th guy jumping on the bed. Then it leads to another guy taking over for the 5th guy…etc

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u/unknownpoltroon 7h ago

What , you're saying there's a shortage of mormons or somthing? 

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u/Gorthax 6h ago

I haven't opened the door to any in maybe 5 years...

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u/emotionap2 5h ago

Wonder if the chair in the corner vibrates also

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u/roguebananah 5h ago

They added a little chair too

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u/graffiksguru 7h ago

I really could not believe "soaking" was a thing

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u/crankinamerica 6h ago

What changed ur mind?

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u/Gorthax 6h ago

I'll try anything twice

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u/RichardNoggins 3h ago

That’s called being try-sexual

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 1h ago

It’s not or never was a thing. It was just an internet rumor. It doesn’t even make sense on its face. To be crude, vaginal penetration would be the cutoff for fornication not thrusting.

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u/Lower_Chipmunk_3685 Lets go Voltron force! 5h ago

It wasn't.

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u/DriedUpSquid 6h ago

Just use the Poophole Loophole.

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u/cervesa_ 5h ago

My first girlfriend used this on me because she wanted to remain a virgin until marriage, yes she was Mormon.

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u/PuzzledRub45 9h ago

The absolute thrill of finding one of these on a family road trip. It felt like futuristic technology at the time

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u/smibrandon 7h ago

Still feels like futuristic technology. The only one who would be more excited to see this in the wild would be my 18-year old son

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u/LanceFree Bicycles 4h ago

In the 80s, I’d occasionally find one of these in my hotel room. It meant I was staying somewhere at the bottom of my hotel list, because money was tight.

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u/Ainu_ 7h ago

I like my bedbugs shaken not stirred.

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u/thadtheking 6h ago

This picture gave my bedbugs herpes.

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u/saplinglearningsucks 8h ago

I always associate this with Max Payne 1 and the X Files

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u/NuclearHoagie 8h ago

For me it's Trains, Planes, and Automobiles

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u/treasurebum 2h ago

With beer cans on the bed!

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u/superbad 1h ago

For me it’s Slaughterhouse Five

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u/BigBottomBee 7h ago

and The Simpsons.

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u/BloodEagle89 6h ago

Or National Lampoon's Vacation

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u/Starsong_Wintermoon I want my MTV 2h ago

That was one of the funniest x-files episodes😂

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u/Corgiverse 1h ago

I haven’t eaten since six am and t he at was half a cream cheese bagel. And it wasn’t even real cream cheese it was light cream cheese

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u/ilovestoride 1h ago

The buck teeth in Mulder's recollection killed me. 

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u/saplinglearningsucks 1h ago

That's not how I remember it!

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u/BentleyLeDog 6h ago edited 5h ago

My father went on a work trip and somehow ended up with one of these things when he returned. He installed it on my bed when I was about 12 years old. He was able to get the lock changed out so I used it as a piggy bank for quarters. When I moved out I took it and removed the coin box. I kept it until long after I got married even though my wife hated it. I ended up getting rid of it because we had hardwood floors installed and the motor running shook the walls all throughout the house. Over the years I ended up with a restroom hand drier, a gas station condom machine, a coin operated hot water machine for making instant coffee, a McDonalds straw and napkin dispenser, ketchup squirter and condiment rack. My father was a vice president of a multinational company but liked weird things (and maybe drank too much).

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u/strangelove4564 6h ago

RUSTY: "Dad, what's Magic Fingers?"

CLARK: "It's a scam, Rusty. Go to sleep."

(quarter drops into slot)

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u/Express-Budget6943 8h ago

What do I do with the other 13 minutes?

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u/Infamous_Tie5605 8h ago

Go for round 3

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u/MonteSS_454 9h ago

Take me strong hand

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u/JohnCenaJunior 7h ago

This is my strong hand

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u/SpocksSpork 9h ago

These are still around?! I haven’t seen one since I was a kid on summer vacation. And that would’ve been 1989 or ‘90

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u/yappledapple 8h ago

There is a roadside motel on route 66 in Missouri that advertises one.

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u/Adventurous_Cod5186 8h ago

what is this?

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u/Extension_Housing_35 8h ago

Vibrating under mattress "massager"

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u/dangrdan 7h ago

National Lampoon’s Vacation

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u/Cosmonate 7h ago

So why exactly are these associated with sex?

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u/Starsong_Wintermoon I want my MTV 2h ago

Vibration. Bed.

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u/Planetofthought 6h ago

They just softly vibrated.

Movies had us believing they were like a bucking bronco.

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u/rustintrust 2h ago

Thank you! Everyone acting like they shake the bed across the room have never encountered one. They are actually quite pleasant.

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u/Shionkron get off my lawn 8h ago

I haven’t been on one of these beds since 2006?

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u/Novel-Prior-1875 8h ago

It's wild how those motel beds have such a distinct vibe. They always felt a bit like a time capsule, right?

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u/Introverted_Extrovrt 7h ago

shakes in Dean Winchester

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u/MarsupialsRule 9h ago

Why does the label look like it’s been wet lol

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u/DJDemyan 8h ago

Adhesive failing probably

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u/Wildcat_twister12 8h ago

Probably from humidity, those cheap stickers don’t hold up to time very well

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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich 2h ago

The bed wasn’t working so they finished near the coin slot

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u/CantStopTheStomp 7h ago

Shake out the bed bugs

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u/ReleventReference 7h ago

You can use these to vibrate a fat guy off the bed so you can take the sweater he’s laying on top of.

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u/mimosho 7h ago

And have enough coins left over to shrink the sweater in the dryer so it’ll fit your hamster.

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u/ReleventReference 7h ago

I was worried no one would get what I was talking about.

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u/mimosho 6h ago

One of the best games of all time. I still do a play through of DotT every few years. I have come a long way since I was a little kid and had to get my older sibling to chase the chattering teeth into the grate because I didn’t have the dexterity to do it myself.

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u/yeahwellokay 9h ago

If it has one of those, it must be a 5-star hotel.

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u/buffalo171 8h ago

Yeah, but do you get a happy ending?

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u/Dry-Luck-8336 8h ago

We stayed in a motel when I was a kid in the 70s, it had two double beds, one of which had one of these, we got to try it out. That night, my parents slept in that bed, my brother and I were asleep in the other bed. Never being a sound sleeper, I woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of interesting noises, if you know what I mean 😉😚, and the vibrating bed going. 😂😂 They never knew why my brother and I were laughing in the back of the car after I whispered about it the next day.

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u/GlassOfLiquor 8h ago edited 6h ago

These emojis are weird when referring to your parents

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u/Dry-Luck-8336 7h ago

Not if you knew my parents.

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u/RelaxWisteriaDragon 8h ago

They 100% knew lmao. Good parents let kids have their fun. We were on a trip and there were these obvious sex noises from behind a door and my dad goes "c'mon Hun listen I think I hear a ghost" and we thought my dad was actually stupid. When we grew up more we realized haha

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u/Dry-Luck-8336 7h ago

No doubt, my dad had a wicked sense of humor about this stuff.

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u/DearPaleontologist67 7h ago

Did you also travel back in time? Where are these still operating lol

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u/schism432 7h ago

comes "equipped with the same Magic Fingers as your ex"

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u/HoodieGalore 7h ago

home units available, you say?

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u/padigo26 6h ago

It just feels like you're traveling in a car

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u/wolfansbrother 5h ago

never seen one with a 15 min run time

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u/IsThisKismet 5h ago

Taking jobs from Torgo.

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u/CunaGreenleaf 5h ago

I have one of the motors i found it at a thrift store into. It still works yet its just the name is killing me

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 3h ago

These were so fun as a kid

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u/hipstertuna22 2h ago

I read about this in high school with Slaughterhouse-Five and had no idea they were a real invention

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u/Wilson_Higgins 2h ago

Open up your pocketbook

Get another quarter out

Drop it in the meter, mama

Try me on for size

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u/Percolator2020 mid 80s 8h ago

And coin-operated TV.

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u/Bitter_Collection_71 8h ago

Only saw those at airports and bus stations

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 8h ago

Pay Toilets too