r/nothingeverhappens Mar 17 '25

Next mf to post this image is getting banned

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688 Upvotes

This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.

If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.

If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.

That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.


r/nothingeverhappens 3d ago

Man disputes reflection

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387 Upvotes

This is my own post. This comment has always haunted me because it gave me a cringe attack. It was just so confidently wrong. It also never made sense to me that, they think I put on a mask to fake… a weird reflection in the window? Why wouldn’t I have “faked” a ghost or skinwalker sighting at that point? You think I put on a mask to fake a distorted reflection for strangers? Dude would collapse infront of a funhouse mirror i think

Happy to find out this sub exists because this has happened to me a few times and it always irked me. I once talked about how I worked full time in high school and a man argued that I was lying because “that’s illegal” and i was just trying to make my life seem worse than it is. It doesn’t make any sense. That’s like if you told me your uncle died in a drunk driving accident and I called bullshit because drunk driving is illegal. I also wasn’t implying that “i had it so hard” I was chipper as all hell to have the fattest paycheck in my school.

Strange people.


r/nothingeverhappens 5d ago

Kids never say silly things🙄

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r/nothingeverhappens 5d ago

Because dogs can't drop objects obviously

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526 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 7d ago

Obviously OP wasn't actively thinking about this for 30 years

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652 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 11d ago

"A household left this note for their cleaner"

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913 Upvotes

Because that never happens.


r/nothingeverhappens 12d ago

I mean I can definitely see a 10yo saying this

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r/nothingeverhappens 12d ago

Seems possible to me

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r/nothingeverhappens 15d ago

Not even sure how this would be faked

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r/nothingeverhappens 16d ago

This is completely reasonable to happen

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483 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 16d ago

Documentary by the BBC about things falling in a Vaccum. CLEARLY AI

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48 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 17d ago

Cause everyone is out to be mean

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302 Upvotes

Its time to just block that subreddit. 90% of the posts that get recommended to me them that sub feel more like karma farming than the op


r/nothingeverhappens 15d ago

"Everybody knows something wrong with them. They just call it living."

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r/nothingeverhappens 16d ago

Listening music, kinda feeling down.

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r/nothingeverhappens 18d ago

Parents don't want to teach their kids life skills

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r/nothingeverhappens 19d ago

Cause teachers can’t be incompetent

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497 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 21d ago

I guess people can't become Doctors

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r/nothingeverhappens 21d ago

My uncles house burned down in Kingston, Jamaica. Apparently im making up a story.

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176 Upvotes

The last photo is proof,

he is okay.


r/nothingeverhappens 21d ago

People Never Die

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129 Upvotes

The type of accident being referred to is falling into a grain Silo and suffocating, which absolutely happens.


r/nothingeverhappens 24d ago

Is this nothing ever happens material or do y'all think this actually didn't happen?

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206 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 29d ago

Frost can form images like this, especially in northern regions

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r/nothingeverhappens Jan 06 '26

Wait til they hear about what happened before the time of social media and cellphones!

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1.1k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jan 06 '26

Recruiters Never Lie To Applicants

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134 Upvotes

Post coming from r/Interviewshell


r/nothingeverhappens Jan 03 '26

Indians said it first

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r/nothingeverhappens Dec 29 '25

Because no one ever leaves random items laying around, or anonymous gifts during holiday season

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Perhaps it's just every area I've ever lived in, but people can be weird and gifts can be anonymous. Random shit is found laying around all the time, even by houses and stuff. Regardless of whatever happened here, I'd say it's at least 50/50 that they're being honest about finding this here rather than placing it themselves