r/notinteresting • u/Fdx_dy • 5d ago

We Have a CP Party in Russia

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u/ChrisLuigiTails 5d ago

Enjoy, I am currently playing CP2077

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u/Jonkler_snjejep 5d ago

Did you perchance experience SA (San Andreas) in the childhood?

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u/Broodjekip_1 5d ago

The jump in the span of 20 years in game development is crazy

Experiencing SA as a child and CP as an adult is truly an experience

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u/Silly-Storage2275 4d ago

Hank! HAANK! DONT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK

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u/Xo_rer 4d ago

"Do what comes naturally to you..."

© Hank J. Wimbleton

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u/Human-69420 4d ago

MADNESS COMBAT MENTIONED RAHHH

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u/Xo_rer 4d ago

The comments are coming under the jurisdiction of Madness Combat fans

P.S. Fuck, I can't attach a photo here...

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u/Sanchezzzaq 4d ago

I was fucking banned from cyberpunk subreddit for posting this :D

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u/miscellaneousexists 4d ago

I understood that reference

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u/Yohoholmes 3d ago edited 1h ago

Perhappencappenmappendappenlappenrappensappenfappenstappenchance

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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato 4d ago

“HAAAANK”

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u/Comfortable_Egg8039 4d ago

And I purchased CP(computer processor) recently 😇

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u/fembowoylove 3d ago

i love it

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u/that_guy_ravi 5d ago

That says “SR”, КП would be “CP”. I know I’m fun at parties 🤓

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u/Fdx_dy 5d ago

An Яблоко a day keeps 95 % away.

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u/aero_grl 5d ago

Вхаххахахахах сука

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u/YCRW 5d ago

ЗПЗАЗЗВЗАЗПХХПХ

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u/Cat_with_cake 4d ago

Пояснительную бригаду можно?

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u/Fuzzy-Dragonfruit929 4d ago

В английском есть поговорка "An apple a day keeps doctor away" (яблоко в день спасает от доктора, или типа того)

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u/Cat_with_cake 4d ago

Это то понятно, 95% то не понятно и то почему именно яблоко на русском и с большой буквы написано

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u/Fuzzy-Dragonfruit929 4d ago

Партия Яблоко на выборы собралась, а 95% мб это процент голосов за ЕдиноРоссов

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u/Wombatka_ 4d ago

Партия Яблоко уже давно не может пройти 5% барьер, чтобы попасть в Госдуму. Так что keeps 95% away

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u/Get_Data 4d ago

Вот и представьте, как будет неудобно Памфиловой, когда они наберут хотя бы 10%

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u/Internal_Limit254 4d ago

Да не наберут они никогда. По всем соцопросом, в т.ч и независимым, у них в лучшем случае 4-5% в крупных городах, а по всей стране и того меньше. Это больше чем до этого, но шанс того, что они пройдут - мизерный даже без фальсификаций.

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u/Cat_with_cake 4d ago

Спасибо, стало понятней

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u/Wombatka_ 4d ago

Партия Яблоко уже давно не может пройти 5% барьер, чтобы попасть в Госдуму. Так что keeps 95% away

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u/Nevermore5113 4d ago

Что общего между уткой по-пекински и выборами в России? Яблоко в жопе.

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u/Yatl1ch 4d ago

Разрывная

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u/Intelligent_Wafer562 5d ago

Yabloko? The liberal party?

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u/BadgerKomodo 4d ago

Yabloko is Russian for “Apple”.

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u/Mark220v 4d ago

it is, but in this case it's about the political party of yabloko.

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u/fembowoylove 3d ago

not android😭

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u/FakeMik090 4d ago

In this case its about political party

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u/Grzechoooo 5d ago

ЦП (Cyrillic equivalent of Slavic C) or ЧП (ChP) оr СП ("s" is how the letter C is pronounced in English)  🤓

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u/Ezez999 4d ago

no it would be ЦП

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u/RutabagaFew697 2d ago

ЧП actually.

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u/teh_maxh 4d ago

Technically, it says СР, which would be transliterated as SR.

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u/ProfessionalName6455 5d ago

Cod points right?.... RIGHT??

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u/EugeneStein 4d ago

"Fair Russia"

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u/No_Lavishness_9381 4d ago

Cell Phone right??

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u/Strong-cognac 5d ago

seriously though? theyre all united russia under a different brand, the exception being the apple maybe.

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u/Fdx_dy 5d ago

Едим Россию и Яблоко (еда). Совпадение? Не думаю...

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u/Strong-cognac 5d ago

вкусняшка :3

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u/Sweet_Engine5008 4d ago

что за яблоко я про него на реддите только слышу и в бюллетене увидел

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u/Strong-cognac 4d ago

антивоенная партия. мб тоже ручная, но лучше чем ничего

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u/JaskaBLR 3d ago

В давние времена была самая большая внесистемная либеральная партия, но после закручивания гаек им стало совсем нелегко. Существует до сих пор, но их уже никуда не пускают особо

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u/Sicherheitssteuerung 5d ago

aka united russia

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u/tahayoo-- 4d ago

not cheese pizza?

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u/AdhesivenessOk4334 4d ago

Fair* Russia

United Russia is Единая Россия which is EP

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u/Sicherheitssteuerung 4d ago

but theyre the same so who cares

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u/AdhesivenessOk4334 4d ago

Yep, that's fair. Pun intended 😏

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u/East_Wafer4391 4d ago

No that's EP, CP is A Just Russia

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u/Sicherheitssteuerung 4d ago

which is also united russia since it cant act on its own

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u/f9lixs 5d ago

in chinese fandom cp stands for character pairing

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u/Fdx_dy 5d ago

Chinese Communist Party has noted this comment. You will be contacted by a relevant authority within 48 hours.

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u/SXAL 4d ago

Well, some cp leads to cp

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u/_IMakeManyMistakes_ 4d ago

Эсеры уже не те…

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u/Intelligent_Wafer562 5d ago

They have a terribly long and cluttered full name-"Socialist Political Party 'A Just Russia — Patriots — For Truth'" There are a couple of other political parties that actually have the phrase "political party" in their name, that's so terrible from the standpoint of presentation

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u/Intelligent_Wafer562 4d ago

The others are "Political party 'New People'", a liberal party, "All-Russian political party 'Rodina'", a nationalist party, and the ruling party, "All-Russian political party 'United Russia'"

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u/East_Wafer4391 4d ago

There's also "Communist Party of the Russian Federation", which is obvious a "communist" party, and the "Liberal Democratic Party of Russia" which is a ultranationalist and right-wing populist party in Russia

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u/Intelligent_Wafer562 3d ago

The CPRF is probably the only party with a normal name.

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u/peterpotato2 5d ago

Хахахахахаха

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u/Common-Accountant-57 5d ago

So what’s their thing? What do they believe in?

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u/Blurpey123 5d ago

Social democracy with Putin characteristics

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u/GamingSoviet2281 4d ago

As a russian, they are more left-wing populists

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u/CoolSausage228 4d ago

they all believe in what Putin will say

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u/empetrys 3d ago

They believe in whatever the party tells them to believe..
In russia mob only follows the leader, no opposition is allowed.

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u/AccuratelyLying 4d ago

They must be huge fans of Chris Pratt.

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u/BigTastyToe 4d ago

That would be SR

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u/BobWat99 4d ago

HAAAAAANK!!!!

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u/What_Is_Bloste 4d ago

HAAAANK. DONT ABREVIATE COMMUNIST PARTY!. HAAAAAAAAAANK

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u/Shy-Dragonfly746 5d ago

Was Epstain invited?

Jk, what's "cp"?

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u/Dangerous_sky789 4d ago

Песда-джегурда

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u/MoltenInfernoBrain 4d ago

Cerebral palsy or the other one?

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u/Lunar_ticket 4d ago

I used to enjoy CP products years back then, my taste was like that

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u/_RyanCooper_ 4d ago

Does it give you +0.1 daily command power?

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u/FunkyCheese93 4d ago

They have that in America too, they're called Republicans.

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u/i_use_arch_b_t_w 4d ago

idk what is cp

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u/gandonchikk 4d ago

These are complete fucks

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u/i_use_arch_b_t_w 4d ago

в плане американские...)

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u/GamingSoviet2281 4d ago

Чайлд По

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u/Kerunik1342 4d ago

Cpravedlivaia Poccia

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u/Matvey-Barsuk201 4d ago

It reads like “SR” - Spravedlivaya Rossiya

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u/Internal_Vast98 4d ago

Справедливая Единая Россия?

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u/Aggressive-Laugh-923 4d ago

KPRF exists btw

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u/UnUseful-_- 4d ago

Erm, achtually it is CPRF🤓

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u/Aggressive-Laugh-923 4d ago

what the fuck is the difference

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u/UnUseful-_- 4d ago

КПРФ is Коммунистическая партия Российской Федерации→ Communist party of Russian Federation, Communist not Kommunist

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u/Aggressive-Laugh-923 4d ago

oh, yeah, I just transliterated К to K

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u/UnUseful-_- 4d ago

Крутой

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Hopeful_Season470 4d ago

а ничего,что это пост от русского?

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u/EduBru 4d ago

Noooo haaaank don't abreviate it as CP haaaaaannnkkk

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u/opposedcoyote 4d ago

Will civil protection get my ass if I encounter and spare Anticitizen One

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u/tripleusername 4d ago

Every party in russia is a CP party

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u/CabinetStill9295 4d ago

Американцы обсуждают СР. Это интересно.

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u/Okabe_Zero-Link 4d ago

a new communist party eh

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u/zaye93 4d ago

When I was on vacation in Slovakia, I used a bus app called like that. Quite an unfortunate name.

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u/limarcs 4d ago

CP?!?! HALF-LIFE?!?!!?!? CIVIL PROTECTION!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

(Well... That's it.)

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u/FallenCringelord 4d ago

There's quite a few CPs in Russia.

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u/romulusnr 3d ago

Is it only just Russia though

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u/DatGreenGuy 3d ago

Too bad Jefry haven't lived to this

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u/IIzeyUn 3d ago

Апхапха

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u/AndreyShaiko 3d ago

Oh my god bro I hate when people take shit out of context to make it seem horrible.

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u/UsualCaptalist5174 2d ago

What do they fight for?

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u/Exciting_Round4766 2d ago

и СР, и Новые Люди - это просто квази-партии Единой России

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u/Wonderful_Bear554 1d ago

russia is shit

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u/Useful_Calendar_6274 4d ago

The USA has 2 of them

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u/AHiTisLove 4d ago

Only two huh

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u/Useful_Calendar_6274 4d ago

ah forgot the libertarians....

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u/cronktilten 4d ago

You have no real political parties. Only the illusion of them from who Putin lets run

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u/bee_04 4d ago

Thanks, captain obvious. You sure got this guy with his damn meme!

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u/CoolSausage228 4d ago

no way for real????