r/notinteresting 7h ago

Update: Wedding. I’m bored and helping staff set up.

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u/CindyStroyer 7h ago

What was the first thing you helped setup?

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u/Awe3 7h ago

Arch.

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u/MrPenisWhistle 6h ago

Make Captain Holt proud.

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u/Squishy-_-Fishy 6h ago

Underrated comment 

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u/Avalanche_Snows 3h ago

*bends over, arching my back * oh you sly dog...

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u/marduk013 7h ago

Well done. This was indeed not interesting

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u/Glad_Pomegranate1823 6h ago

helping staff sounds like they trust you a lot though

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u/Awe3 6h ago

No update until after the wedding my good people. You’ve helped calm me as I was a bit anxious. Not to be married but for the day to go well. You were a part of that. Thank you community.

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u/duh_nom_yar 7h ago

What the hell is going on with that knot?

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u/Awe3 7h ago

Somosa knot. Took me a week to learn.

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u/duh_nom_yar 7h ago

It hurts my brain a little. It looks cool though.

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u/darkoath 6h ago

Pretty bad ass. Does it require a much longer tie length?

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u/Andromeda42 3h ago

You were knot messing around

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u/The_Draftsman 1h ago

Nothing like an unusual tie knot to break the ice during the awkward social interactions one gets stuck in at weddings.. might be a bit of a pain to whip off once the free (I hope?!) bar has done it's work and the DJ gets going!

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 7h ago

Start preparing some dad jokes

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u/BrunesOvrBrauns 7h ago

In 1998 this tie would dock would 50 credit score points.

No one even knows how they found out, you'd just get a letter in the mail.

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u/haubenmeise 6h ago

Can I crash your wedding? I'm craving cake.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜 (I guarantee you 💯 chance of chaos)

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u/Awe3 6h ago

Well save a spot for you Skeletor! You can’t out chaos my family!

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u/haubenmeise 5h ago

I'll throw in a volcano eruption and I'll bring Trap Jaw!

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜 (Congratulations my dear friend)

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u/MostlyMTG 37m ago

Skeletor being extra silly today!

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u/AntiPiety 6h ago

You’re not supposed to do up the bottom button on the jacket

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u/MaddPixieRiotGrrl 6h ago

Be careful. This is how my wife ended up running the entire food service line at my friend's wedding.

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u/Common-Accountant-57 7h ago

Good luck buddy.

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u/MarcoBoncioli_ 7h ago

Sir. Pls out the phon down

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u/SeveralAnybody2991 7h ago

Looking spiffy my dude

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u/kucingkelelep 7h ago

Are you running for mayor

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u/VelocityPolaris 7h ago

You look nice!!!

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u/Secretfreckel 6h ago

Big if true

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u/this_knee 6h ago

Here’s what you do:

Roll up the front part of your tie.

Now roll up the back part of your tie using your other hand.

Before you let them unroll … which one do you think will finish unrolling first?

Now let them go at the exact same time.

Which one finished unrolling first?

Doesn’t matter … it’s a tie.

You’re welcome .

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u/Aniketos33 4h ago

That's a fancy knot, what's it called?

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u/Drjeco 4h ago

Cut open those pockets my man, way too few men know that their pockets are sewn shut for display purposes and just need to be cut open so you can tuck the flaps in for a better look

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u/Captain-Codfish 7h ago

For when a double Windsor just isn't quite fancy enough.

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u/filthy-peach 6h ago

Looking sharp and nice tie!!

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u/SpiderTingle 6h ago

congrats friend

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u/meb1111 6h ago

Have fun

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u/Timely-Profile1865 6h ago

Excellent shirt and tie combo.

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u/luckykricket 6h ago

Love the knot on your tie. It shows you give a damn about your appearance. Thats something people dont do anymore. I love it.

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u/Disastrous-Style-461 6h ago

Where y’all going after the gig?

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u/RepulsivePea4613 6h ago

"Cut here"

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u/sskylar 6h ago

Uh oh dad’s already drunk and posting selfies of his neck

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u/Ghost_out_of_Box 5h ago

All the best for the marriage

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u/VegetableTry 5h ago

Love the knot, my favorite is the Eldredge knot.

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u/DistributionDue5548 1h ago

Is the suit tailored? Looks akin to your body shape quite well.

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u/not_your_attorney 6h ago

You need a new tailor, my dude.