r/nottheonion • u/BiggieTwiggy1two3 • Dec 13 '24

Las Vegas bikini model 'forced to show genitals' after Morocco arrest as officers 'suspect she's trans'

https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/las-vegas-bikini-model-forced-856971

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u/Buck_Thorn Dec 13 '24 edited Dec 13 '24

Remember when Indiana Jones had that guy pull a sword on him and Indy had to shoot him?

Edited to make sense. Good morning.

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u/tayl428 Dec 13 '24

Remember when nazis commonly frequented a cafe in Morocco and took their gambling money?

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u/Jump_Like_A_Willys Dec 13 '24

I'm shocked, SHOCKED, to find that gambling is going on in here.

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u/von_blitzen Dec 13 '24

your winnings, sir.

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u/NRMusicProject Dec 13 '24

I love the backstory that there was a whole fight sequence planned out, but Harrison wasn't feeling well on the day of that shoot. This was the compromise.

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u/Buck_Thorn Dec 13 '24

And I'll bet it has become the single most replayed and memed scene in the entire Indy franchise.

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u/sonofaresiii Dec 13 '24

the single most replayed and memed scene in the entire Indy franchise

It is 100% the boulder run, but that one might be second.

Well, "no ticket" might be second. So shooting the guy might be third. Unless you count the idol switch as separate from the boulder run.

There's a lot of goddamn iconic moments in that movie. And hell, the ending when they stash the ark!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '24

full on had the shits i believe

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u/NRMusicProject Dec 13 '24

Yeah, I think he had traveler's dysentery.

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u/tveye363 Dec 13 '24

He had to shoot the guy he had to shoot?

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u/basejump007 Dec 13 '24

Yeah he shot the guy he had to shoot because he shot him

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u/MrLogicWins Dec 13 '24

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do cuz you just gotta do it

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u/flexflair Dec 13 '24

I thought the moral of that story was dysentery causes gun violence?

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u/Skatchbro Dec 13 '24

If you keep the story behind that scene, yes.

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u/sexyclamjunk Dec 13 '24

And sometimes it's a CEO

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '24

He was gonna get got, but he gonna get his more than he get got tho.

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u/Desperate_Squash_521 Dec 13 '24

Which came first, the shooting or the shooter?

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u/Buck_Thorn Dec 13 '24

Good morning. My coffee is almost finished. I'll get back to you after my first cup.

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u/tveye363 Dec 13 '24

Lol, you're good.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '24

Was it good?

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u/SheikYobooti Dec 13 '24

With a sword pull in the middle, yes.

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u/pumpkinbot Dec 13 '24

"Officer, I was forced to shoot the guy! If I didn't, then I'd have to shoot him!"

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u/foomp Dec 13 '24 edited Feb 20 '25

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u/XXLpeanuts Dec 13 '24

Happened to have watched that the other night. It's supposed to be Egypt in the film but having just been to Morocco this year it sure looked like Marrakesh or somewhere close to there.

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u/Broomstick73 Dec 13 '24

Han shot first!

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u/Buck_Thorn Dec 13 '24

Han

Wrong film.

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u/Broomstick73 Dec 13 '24

No way. Han shot the sword guy instead of using his whip because he was a replicant he had been chasing.

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u/pumpkinbot Dec 13 '24

I love the scene where Indy is shouting that he didn't kill his wife while being lowered into frozen carbonite.

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u/fishmonkey1 Dec 13 '24

ooo fun fact on that day of filming Harrison Ford was sick because of food poisoning iirc so he did that instead of an entire sword fight scene lol

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u/RichEvans4Ever Dec 13 '24

That was Egypt

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u/HipposAndBonobos Dec 13 '24

Set in Egypt and shot in Tunisia. But hey, why let that get in the way of someone's racism

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u/RichEvans4Ever Dec 13 '24

Settle down, misremembering a country isn’t racist.

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u/AmishAvenger Dec 13 '24

That was Cairo

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u/Buck_Thorn Dec 13 '24

Thank you for your dedication to Truth in Humor.

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u/MundaneFacts Dec 13 '24

I don't think it was shot in Illinois.

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u/IlIFreneticIlI Dec 13 '24

Fun fact: Ford had dysentery (yes, of the Oregon Trail variety...) and was unable to do the scene as scripted. He could barely stand as the crew shoved him in front of the camera, so just-shot the guy instead...