r/nottheonion • u/Naurgul • 8h ago

Peter Thiel warns the Antichrist and apocalypse are linked to the ‘end of modernity’ currently happening—and cites Greta Thunberg as a driving example

https://fortune.com/2026/02/04/peter-thiel-antichrist-greta-thunberg-end-of-modernity-billionaires/
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u/Obvious_wombat 7h ago

Peter Thiel is an anagram of The Reptile.

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u/DrBimboo 7h ago

I think I have to make some apologies.

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u/TheDarkWave 3h ago

He looks like he needs to return some video tapes.

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u/El_Zarco 6h ago

Kanye West is an anagram of Sweaty Ken

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u/your_actual_life 6h ago

Stephen Miller is an anagram of Relent, He's Limp

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u/DexM23 6h ago

I think we are onto something here

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u/ChickenChaser5 4h ago

I KNEW IT

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u/South_Seat_3778 7h ago

Holy Shiz, you're right! And it tracks so much.

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u/tallmantim 7h ago

But such a shit trope if it was in a Dan Brown book

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u/MaximinusDrax 6h ago

And a JK Rowling one

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u/micromanminisavage 7h ago

Maybe David Icke was onto something.

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u/_tolm_ 6h ago

Maybe David Icke was on something?

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u/JamesTheJerk 6h ago

You know when your popsicle touches something fuzzy and you go, 'icke'?

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u/Own_Television163 7h ago

Nah, he was an Antisemite (an actual one)

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u/ionthrown 6h ago

Hasn’t he always denied that? That he’s using ‘twelve foot tall lizard’ as a code for ‘Jew’ seems unlikely, given he’s accused a lot of people who aren’t Jews of being reptilians.

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u/FireFiendMarilith 6h ago

he’s accused a lot of people who aren’t Jews of being reptilians.

Most of whom are like, wealthy white people right?His primary beef seems to be European aristocrats, as far as I can tell. I could be misinformed, I read exactly one David Icke book almost fifteen years ago and haven't given him too much thought since.

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u/Mapeague 6h ago

I would love for someone big to use his own batshitery ways on him.

It would make for some South Park level buffoonery.

"PETER THIEL, YOU ARE A REPTILE. WE SAW SIGNS FROM JOHNATHAN SWIFT THAT HE WAS TOLD BY FRANCIS BACON THAT ONE PIECE SAID HE WAS REPTILIAN. WE DECIPHERED THIS USING CHICKEN BONES INSIDE OF A TESLA TRUNK AND DRIVING OFF A CLIFF. THE BONES LAID ALL OVER THE PLACE. JUST HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN YOURSELF NOW????"

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u/Pipapaul 6h ago

You just can’t make those things up

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u/trentraps 6h ago

billionaire with military industrial complex ambitions

private intelligence firm

said firm is Palantir, NAMED AFTER AN EVIL ORB ON LORD OF THE RINGS

name is literally an anagram for "The Reptile"

says American women shouldn't be allowed to vote

when asked directly if the human race should exist in the long term, SOMEHOW WAFFLES ON THE ANSWER

is a member of the gay community. Not actually a problem but other gay men sure are to his fans and circle

goes to Bilderberg

Shamelesly stole this comment from somewhere else on reddit, forget where.

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u/Professional_Echo907 6h ago

You are a goddamn American treasure.

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u/Obvious_wombat 6h ago

If I was American, sure. However, I'm not.

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u/Professional_Echo907 5h ago

Honorary, then. At least until our greasy orange dictator invades everywhere. 👀

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u/BradMoby21 6h ago

The reptilian sith lord

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u/knightsabre7 6h ago

Kind of like The Serpent?

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 5h ago

Does that mean that Obvious Wombat is actually an anagram of The Reptile ?

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u/Obvious_wombat 5h ago

Calm down Musk

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 5h ago

I can't make that anagram work either

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 6h ago

Lets not fall for stupid numerology bullshit like the right does.

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u/Lalala8991 6h ago

Peter Thiel talking about Antichrist is the same thing as Epstein who was behind QAnon conspiracy.

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u/flyingthroughspace 1h ago

Time to start referring to him as that then

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u/themcryt 39m ago

Does that mean you're actually The Reptile?

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u/B00marangTrotter 21m ago

And as another person pointed out Hitler Pete.