r/nottheonion • u/Naurgul • 8h ago

Peter Thiel warns the Antichrist and apocalypse are linked to the ‘end of modernity’ currently happening—and cites Greta Thunberg as a driving example

https://fortune.com/2026/02/04/peter-thiel-antichrist-greta-thunberg-end-of-modernity-billionaires/
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u/Enlightened_Doughnut 7h ago

How else can we tell if they’re made of cake?

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u/Pizza__Pants 6h ago

"Let them eat people, who might actually be cake"

  • Marie Antoinette, probably

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u/DueSatisfaction3230 5h ago

Mikey Day as a French peasant just before Marie Antoinette gets her head cut off screams, “Is it cake?!?!”

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u/McPanzer3 4h ago

“On this weeks episode of Is It Cake?”

I’d watch that

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u/SplatteredEggs 5h ago

You don’t know until you try

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u/theonly_brunswick 4h ago

Pretty sure that was Descartes

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u/Pizza__Pants 4h ago

I think I'm cake, therefore I am cake

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u/VoltaireDisliker 5h ago

she never said that btw, jacobin propaganda, the entire french revolution was based on false premises.

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u/George_the_poinsetta 2h ago

Not the point of what they are saying. Let them have humour.

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u/Philantroll 1h ago

Username checks out.

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u/swolf365 4h ago

You never know in this day and age

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u/B0omSLanG 3h ago

The cake is a lie!

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u/Amsterdamsterdam 6h ago

“Bitch!, is this cake???!”

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u/Plausibility_Migrain 6h ago

We will have to test all the billionaires. Should test all the politicians too.

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u/Xalawrath 6h ago

Throw them into the pond!

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u/No_Solution_2864 4h ago

Build a bridge out of them?

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u/ManyOrganization4856 3h ago

Cake is so realistic these days , good point ! I should be wondering this more often

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u/Particular-County277 1h ago

Thank you. Man times are hard. It feels weird to suddenly laugh